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UV Unicorn Laser


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When Starlight Glimmer receives a letter from Twilight's parents asking for help, she takes it upon herself to step up. Armed with a pet store, Spike, and two tickets to a spa resort, Starlight sets out to save the day. By any means necessary.

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Comments ( 11 )

That's the big question. If they are not being forced to do it and are willing participants, can you really call it slavery? They can leave anytime.

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'slave' is kinky, 'employee' isn't.

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Only if you're not trying hard enough.

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I'm sorry but nobody's cosplaying Employee Leia at the conventions.

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RB_ #5 · Apr 1st, 2019 · · ·

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Maybe not at your conventions...

I’m willing to put up with the nepotism if it means we can retire in peace.

I agree with this on a fundamental level, and am forced to conclude that Twilight Velvet is my spirit animal. Nice work.

This was a hilarious read!

Also, my condolences.

This came out really well. The premise is hilarious and well-executed, and the story didn't overstay it's welcome.

Good luck with the contest!

Well, that was silly. And fun. Thank you.

What were your prompts? Presumably "Twilight's Parents", "Abyssinians", maybe "Baltimare"? Possibly "Starlight Relapse"?

:rainbowhuh: This was most assuredly a thing. And hey, the comics suggest the Abyssinians have a heavily mercantile society, so they're probably as much in favor of the profit motive as anyone else involved.

An enjoyably bizarre read. Thank you for it, and best of luck in the judging.

A quirky and enjoyable read. Loved the time out corner for Nightlight.

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