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absolute perfection in word form

As somebody who has first started to get into this site, I'm just dropping to say:
WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT?! WHAT?!

Headless Rainbow, you’re a true blessing on this site.

9560435
It’s headless rainbow. You get used to it.

i'm gonna have a stroke

Killing Blueblood is a rite of passage.

9560472
Hm? Don't think I'll be doing that anytime soon. Maybe one day, but not soon.

9560384
I wrote you a nice story, and you repay me by making me piss myself in fear?

9560435
Welcome to the Internet

9560444
And the biggest generator of invalid complaints to mods, probably.

9560448
Glad you found this story suitable for masturbation. It's good to know people are stroking to my work.

9560568
You must grow up, eventually; take responsibility and go murder Blueblood right now.

9560643
Well, this is alt-universe Crimson Prose lore, but I guess it shows why she didn't murder Hayscartes in this and the 'canon' timelines.

9560636 You're probably older than 12; you can take him.

9560435
No, I refuse.

9560667
As long as I can take him without touching him we're good.

im reading this cause dam i love this statement and there's nothing wrong with murdering Blueblood. It's a natural part of growing up. lol

9560920
I normally get people that downvote my stories without reading them just due to content.
This might be my first that at least a few people will upvote without reading it just due to being about murdering Blueblood.

-be me
-read this story
-reach end of last chapter
-look at similar stories list for the hell of it
-find my most recent public publish at the bottom of said list

What in the absolute fuck makes Merciful War and Destruction and this one so similar!? XD

we need more blueblood death on this site

What even is this crap

9561062
Something that makes you feel morally superior enough to ridicule other people on the Internet for liking what you don't like.
You should probably go away and just not read things you don't like. I mean I know it's a crazy suggestion but...

9560435

Most authors on Fimfic are pretty normal. Headless_Rainbow is not one of them. H_R is a super-spicy meatball.

9561584
Yes, I am a meat product. You should not eat me if you are a vegetarian.

interesting, keep it up

9560645
I love you.
But I also want to kill you for that.

9561074
I agree but I hate Twilight, Rarity and Blueblood what Blueblood did was terrible but what Twilight and Rarity did was fucking evil they just killed a baby I don’t care if it was Blueblood they just killed a baby if I was their I would kill those mares myself and cover up the evidence those fucking cunts would deserve it

9578055
Wanting to personally murder someone is more evil than fantacizing about people being murdered. Are you the type that actively wants to murder people that disagree with you? Because that puts you several evil marks over most of my readers if it's true.

9578974
fuck no everyone deserves to live I would never hurt anyone i was speaking as if i was there i think IRL i would never do that to them I don’t even think I would speak to them

Eh, did not get much of an reaction. Other than the quote from The Venture Bros ; "It's not even murder. It's a very late abortion."
That is all.

9609674
That's a quote from the Venture Brothers? I'm honored.

9609916
Yeah. It involved some sorta shrink-ray test on a living being, and albino and Professor said no, so they forced the short guy to do it.

9610664
I just remember that one machine was powered by the soul of an orphan or something.

9613071
yep there was a holodeck made from the soul of an orphan that lured people in with there wildest fantasies and the only way to break free was to piss on your head.. this is starting to sound more and more like one of your stories now that I think about it.

9627361
I was about to say, that sounds like something that I'd write. Maybe I should have applied for a job while that show was running.

9632719
Hey if you ever feel inspired I am sure no one would object to a hilarious venture bro's inspired murder rape fic. I could see Twilight with a gigantic cloning lab and a skinned dog.
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/the-venture-bros/the-boys-find-scamp

9632986
Well, I don't suppose Equestria's Finest Hour is far off from that concept with the way Twilight treats the 'science' of incest babies.

9633524
Eh true enough, honestly I would just love to see you try to do a joke story and put lots of references in it.

9633647
I'd have to go and watch it again! But it wouldn't be a bad idea.

i just read the short description and just have to read this story now xD

Abortion is also illegal since

legal

like he digested within

was digested

was already peaking into the alley

they had a few peaking into the alleyway

peeking

"On stop complaining,"

Oh

"You hear that little rape foal?

that,

9561062
Hmm while you may not like the argument treated, the writing from Headless Rainbow can't be qualified as "crap", Compared to a lot of what gets published on this site it's well written and mainly error free. Obviously it is gore smut but it is CLEARLY advertised as that so there is really nothing to complain. As it has already been said, if you don't like reading gore smut DON'T read gore smut, nobody is forcing you.

9578055
Hmm I dissent on the point that Blueblood was a baby. As he maintained his mental faculties he STILL was an adult rapist blackmailer, being in the body of a baby does not cancel his previous crimes or absolve him of those. Being aborted is just a somewhat cruel and unusual punishment and self defense toward Flurry Heart.

This is way hotter than it has any right to be. This sort of thing normally repulses me, and god fucking damn the Equestria in this reality is fucked beyond all belief... but I guess doing it to Blueblood just makes it all kinds of better.

Still, if you consider what sort of a world this is, I don't think Blueblood raping all mares in the castle (incl. the princesses) in one sitting would qualify for anything worse than "manslaughter" would, comparatively... so while it's hot beyond all fuck, I also agree that it's cruel and unusual punishment.

9685864
I can't seem to raise a sensible objection to that statement, somehow... ;D

I try to come with happy tone but this story ine few got said.
what fuck where get idea like this from?

10011883
This idea, from the person who commissioned it. It's pretty glorious.

10012331
how did it cost make?