Haha! Another headless rainbow story, just as lovably lewd as the rest ❤

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Mommy?

"C-Crimson?" Twilight blinked. "Isn't that the filly I walked in on during magic school when she was about to murder Hayscartes to steal his technique? And then they found all those bodies in her house, her family had killed so many ponies..."

uuuhh, well done

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I prefer Crimson's home timeline where she succeeded, and it became known as Crimson's Method, but Twilight stopping her and her going to a mental ward is my head-canon for what happened to Crimson in the 'canon' timeline.

Also, my auto-editing extension just tried to correct 'happened to Crimson' to 'Crimsoned'. I was very tempted to use the correction.

Her whole like would come

life

On you back,

your

Not want to pleasure

wanting

This fic right here - the strongest justification for the What tag if I ever saw one...

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I think over half the things tagged that would be by me.

"Hello?" Rarity asked as she opened the door, but her polite expression died soon after. "Oh. It's you. How about you take your lonely dick somewhere else and find a willing hole? Oh wait... there aren't any willing for yours, is there. How sad."

Lol roasted

.......................speechless..........................

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But you just said something