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WhatDidIJustRead


Writing wrongs.

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internal screaming

That was a good read

OH GOD WHY?

(I’m not going to read it, by the way. Nothing personal, just I’d rather do practically anything else besides read about old people having sex. I will give you an upvote, though, just for going where no man ought to have gone.)

Dear WhatDidIJustRead,

WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ??

"Been a while, hasn't it?" he said. His heart thumped faster as he went in for seconds.

Careful now, might have a heart attack.

He moaned as his cock spasmed inside her, tip flaring and keeping his length trapped within her clutching depths. Little puffs of white powdery air erupted from the tip of his member as he came. Inside her, barely audible, there was a dry little poot... poot... poot.

I'm fucking done, you've won. I QUIT :rainbowlaugh:

This was very different than what I expected but it was still good.

My face shriveled up just like Granny Smith's after reading this. Well done.

:ajbemused: Apple Blooms therapy is going to cost us a fortune !

:applecry: The dust . . . So much dust

:unsuresweetie: She wouldn't need it if she didn't follow that smoke / smell of burnin wood!

:scootangel: She should of let the fire department check it out! That why they make big bits!

:facehoof:

Well... at least I'm not the only person to have written Granny Smith porn. :P

Honestly though, this was a cute little comedic read. Well done. 👍

JackRipper
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What a fitting username.

You just read old pone clop

Your bio perfectly describes my response to this story.

Dann that was hot

My dick feels dusty.

I couldn't quit laughing throughout this story. Definitely the weirdest and most uncomfortable boner that I have ever and will ever probably get. I can't express how nasty this was, but dear lord was it nasty in the best way possible. Bravo. :pinkiesick: :rainbowlaugh:

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