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Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
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I would give every dime in my bank account just to be a fly on the wall when the agents saw a brutally hungover Celestia riding a human asking for all of the bacon. This is amazing, great work.
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answer this please
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bacon equivelant to smg
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Oh my
The story by itself is hilarious, but the last sentence .. OMG ... my sides!
What I like best about the story is just how nice they are to Celestia.
Lucky they didn't find out about her diplomatic immunity, chaos would have followed.
I really liked this. I would like some more, please.
Hey I got a heartsong for ya...
I'd love to see Twilight's face after finding Celestia and co. happily singing that one night.
So glad you wrote this. Such a fun read, and like you said, too real.
My only displeasure will be names of characters, but that can't be avoid in English and i suspect is a bar in foreign country.
Peter = Piotr
Thomas =Tomek
Phil =Filip
That is my interpretation of their names.
I liked this far more than I feel I should have. It is an odd feeling, and I'm not sure why I feel vaguely guilty about absolutely loving this, but I do. Take from that what you will.
My weirdly conflicted feelings aside, this is great.
Well not enough kurwa's
Polish Pub? :0
Well, I'm interested, because I'm Polish, guys.
Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła, kiedy my żyjemy.
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Well, your interpretation is right
I like it...
Kurwa...
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I know for same reason you know.
Co nam obca przemoc wzięła,
Szablą odbierzemy.
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Marsz marsz Dąbrowski, z ziemi Włoskiej do Polski
Now I need to see Luna in an Irish Pub. Someone get on that!
This was silly. Upvote.
That really was a great little story. I do echo others and think you should do a "addendum" story of her having to face the music so to speak, hung over, and dealing with whatever government whoevers that were up in a tissy with her.
Horse walks into a bar, bartender says: "It's probably not a good idea that you're in here.
You are a very large animal, any sudden movements and you may injure somebody.
I don't know why you're here, none of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them, so ...you should probably leave."
I'm just imagining Celestia fancying a hair of the Diamond Dog that bit her at home and bringing back some duty-free to Canterlot.
Alcohol sales would go through the roof.
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A barkeep that can't handle his patron's drinks is no bartender at all.
And that's what the extra snack bowls are for, anyway. Some drinks are sippin, some are chugging, and for the pretty pony, she can just lap it up.
I've had to work a bar at a LARP. Not all the patrons had hands, or even tentacles for a mug, and the weretiger preferred a bowl anyway what with the foot long claws. I got to keep my guts, he got his drink, I didn't have to mop up anybody's lifeblood off the floor, everybody wins, and he wasn't a bad tipper even if the finger was still attached to the gold ring.
Now, that is how you write random humor. Have a like and a favorite, author.
this was fun
wonder how she will enjoy the bacon and sausage
wonderful
Tiny typos:
its
Celestia, I don't know how to tell you this, but...
that picture makes you butt look big
Not polish, but I'll leave it here anyway.
They better be careful or Luna will show up next. I keep think she would be more like a viking, lots of laughs from stories and smashing of mugs, much to Jackie's ire of broken glasses instead... tho a pile of gold pieces would certainly ease the pain.
So the Polish don’t like Blacks, or at least these don’t. Interesting, I didn’t know that.
I expected Celestia to put down something like having somepony named Hoof Polish as her relative to get in the club.
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I think the joke was more along the lines that black people are unusual and rare in Poland.
Silly, funny, awesome... Great little story...
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Sadly, it is true IRL.
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An if U add to mix different religion, U get social isolation and in extremis aggression.
Vodka! Celly must be tipsy after.... A few drinks
The last line absolutely makes it
This was a very amusing read. I do like how they did puzzle for a moment just how insane all of this was. But decided to say screw it and just be friendly. Made for a really light-hearted tone overall.
When Celestia gets back Pigs are going extinct. But hey! She gets a key! Eventually.
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While I doubt, and hope, the ring was not actually attached to a finger, writing it that way does make the scene that much funnier.
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Really, dude?! The whole point of a "Polish Club" is it's for ethnic Poles. If you look at Poland, it is Caucasian. Thus a German could pose as a "Pole" and a friend vouching for them could get them in (under false pretenses). It is kind of hard for an Asian, Indian, or African to meet that criteria. So it isn't "Prejudice" it's that it is a POLISH club. There are a lot of ethnic clubs where I am from. There's Italian Clubs, German Clubs, Serbian Clubs etc. They are "member" clubs that serve alcohol, but have a different license to do so. It's like the VFW or Legion. They probably allow honorary or social memberships. It depends on their particular constitutions.
Celestia is never drunk in the morning!
Cuz there is no morning until she gets up!
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Holy shit! Best. Fucking. Story. Ever!
This has got to have a sequel.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at it and asks "why the long face?". The horse, not understanding human language, promply shits on the floor and leaves
This was a fun read, thank you.