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*Sees a new update to Rewriting the Stars, about MLP's form of DND*
Huh, well, I'm surprised.
What's up?
New chapter and it's about Ogres and Oubliettes.
Should we get any of our characters in here?
*Hears sounds of pleasure coming from Axon's room, pages being flipped in Neotra's room, and silence coming from Sensinar's room*
Yeah, let's leave them where they are.
*CRASH!*
WHERE'S MY MOONLIGHT ALE?!
And that lasted all of *Checks clock* Three hours.
*Facepalms*
*Chapter starts with Spike reminiscing about his previous full session of OnO*
Seems familiar in any way?
Shut up Inner, some of the funnest experiences have been in this game at the old comic shop.
'S a shame that Covid fucked everything up.
Do not fucking remind me, please.
The old comic shop shut down,
Stop,
our tank moved back to New York to help his parents and family,
stop it,
Our healer's father passed,
please stop,
and to top it all off, we were locked inside our old home for a month.
Why do you make me remember?
Because 2020 sucked!
*Spike, Pinkie, and RD teaching Rachel about OnO.*
Always great to add a new player to any tabletop RPG.
True story, one of our college buddies got us into DnD.
Dear old Neotra was our first character.
Minotaur Mama herself.
*Door opens*
You two want anything?
Nah, though I think your daughter is going into the liquor cabinet again.
*Mutters* By the gods, I'll keep her from needing to go to the hospital, again.
*Rainbow telling her that they actually LARP during the sessions, and Pinkie makes a not-so subtle tease at both Spike and Rachel's expense.
They can actually LARP, with magic, Envious!
Quite the pervert, aren't you Pinkie?
Don't I know it!
Wait, PINKIE?! HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!
Left the front door unlocked, duh.
You came in from the fridge, didn't you?
*GASP* How dare you assume I came from the fridge!
Pinkie, you have carrot cake frosting on your face.
WHAT?! *Rushes to the kitchen*
You know he's gonna kill you right?
He'll live.
*From the Kitchen* MY FUCKING CAKE! RUINED!
OOP, Time to go! *Explodes into confetti*
*Spike giving Discord some shit about bringing Pinkie and RD*
Spike, they get to tease you on who you date, take a breath.
They did stalk him during the cruise, so he might be still annoyed.
*Discord mentioning his orgies*
Yeah, i'm certain popping between realities will spoil you from pony anthropomorphic forms.
Crimson, let me introduce you to a vagina monster, a black hole tentacle creature, or a cybernetic harem of succubi, normal forms will be like dirt after the extravagant.
*Discord giving a bit of shit to Fluttershy's HUSBAND, Soarin*
Wait, when did Fluttershy get married?
I think most likely before or after the cruise.
No, i'm thinking before the cruise, you remember her reaction to the reaction to the drunk.
Well i'm thinking after, because we never saw a ring on her finger.
*Discord turns on the magic and every fantasy nerd creams their shorts*
*Clears his throat* That is some impressive spell work.
Impressive alright, *Mutters* just pissed off our tech isn't that advanced yet.
You just want it so you can motorboat anime titties.
That, and a few others, *Mild blush*
*Takes a moment to realize* You absolute pervert.
*Raises hands* Hey, I didn't say anything.
*Everyone sans Rachel enters the game and Rachel comments on Discord's outfit*
Did she just...?
She did.
Did she just?!
She did!
Play the song!
https://youtu.be/uE-1RPDqJAY
*Spike giving some final advice before heading in himself*
Still a good boyfriend even after everything.
*Keeps humming "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard"*
*Rachel rolls a Nat ?0?*
I hate to correct you in this sense but, the lowest roll you can get is a Nat 1, not 0.
But we can overlook this slight miswording, you are new to DnD.
*Spike jokes about the now cursed dice, while Rachel hits him with the Shmarity card*
Oh by Lucifer.
Damnit Pinkie, though he hasn't had time to modify the page with being so, distracted.
*Spike jumps in and we see his outfit shift from the DND MLP episode*
Oh my,
Oh my indeed.
I thought his OnO form was good in the show, but this, I NEED FANART!
Please, anyone who is reading this chapter, if you are an artist we will pay you to make an art piece of this!
*The thief(RD), tearing apart the ranger's(Discord's) plan as Spike/Garbunkle appears*
I have a feeling there's going to be another LoTR reference.
I will be so done if there is.
*We get name drops of RD/Picaro, Pinkie/Gypsy and Discord/Captain Wuzz as Spike heals Discord and says the Gandalf line*
*Silence*
*Silence*
*Starts laughing his ass off and falls out of his seat howling in laughter*
I'm done, *Stands and leaves the room*
*They get to a castle for the main quest and roll holographic dice*
I am still super envious.
Don't we have a VR set?
yes, but not a lot of games, and one of the parts we need to make a crisp gaming experience is expensive!
It's only $390
Rent's $1400 and that's with a roommate!
*Rachel finishes her character and Twilight pops in to make peace with Spike*
Oh NOW you attempt to make peace with Spike, NOT AFTER THE FUCKING CRUISE OR THE THREE DUMBASSES, BUT BLUEBLOOD?!
Princess, for being the princess of Friendship, you can be as dense as a black hole some times.
I mean, you trust ponies you don't even know, over your adopted brother you've cared for since he was young enough to remember? Did you fall down the stupid tree a few times?
*Twilight attempts to justify her actions, and Rachel defends Spike's actions, whilst keeping quiet about the three murders under Spike's belt*
Oh I just thought of something horrifying.
What?
What if Twilight tries to find the three of them and "make up" with Spike and Rachel?
*Pales* Oh that would be bad.
Pray to everything holy that she never gets near that grenade.
*Rachel continues to defend Spike, even with her knowledge*
That's a good gal right there.
She can put up with Spike's bullshit, hopefully those White Fang pricks don't nab her.
If they do, God and Lucifer have mercy on them.
*Twilight telling Rachel that she'll want to talk to Spike after the game, and Rachel saying that will be up to him*
Considering your actions to him, you'll be lucky if he even says two words to you after the game.
Hopefully they'll be able to be chill enough to work on their problems.
*Back in the game, they get to an area that requires a stealth check*
Let's see how they do.
May the dice gods be in their favor.
And the DM be fair.
*Dash and Pinkie roll the dice, Gyps: 19 Pic: 4, even with a max stealth stat for Dash*
Ooh,
Sorry dash, looks like the dice aren't in your favor.
Stealth fails always hurt, especially if it is a story dungeon, and you are max stealth.
*The scene plays out and a small marble kicked by Dash from the last raid makes a fucktonne of noise*
*Hears the hyaena guards* Oh that is not good.
Hey, at least she didn't get a Natural 1, if she did, there would've either been a trap left behind, the marble could've set off an explosion, half a dozen different options if the DM was feeling Sadistic enough.
*A random arrow nails one of the incoming Hyaena guards, and they realize it is Rachel/?*
Oh I wonder what she's gonna be?!
Most likely a hunter class or-
*Spike has a wing boner at the sight of Rachel and she gets a descriptive look with a companion*
*Sees Rachel, and promptly passes out*
Okay, *claps hands in front of face in a thinking pose* we need two more pieces of Fanart of this! One of Rachel and her pup, and one of both Spike and Rachel in their OnO Costumes in the same photo! WE WILL PAY ANY PRICE FOR THE THREE PHOTOS!
*Then she speaks*
*HURRK, BLEGH*
Crap! MEDIC! GET IN HERE!
MEEM!
*Chapter ends at the good part*
Nooo! I wanted more!
*COUGH, COUGH* Well, that was, a sight.
*Smirks* That explains all the For Honor Raider female Musk art i've seen in the NSFW Folder of the games file.
*Eyes shift back and forth* NO! SHUT UP! NOT LISTENING!
*Continues to smirk* Whatever you say, Musk-lover.
*Covers ears* SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
*Overall thoughts on the chapter*
All in all, still as good as I remember it.
Nice to see that you're still kicking, love the character!
*Final thoughts*
Enjoy your new DND Character, and don't forget, have some crazy fun in DND.
It is a fun experience, especially if everyone is in the right mindset.
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I seem to remember that, in an earlier chapter, ALL of the evidence was destroyed, at Rachel’s request, by her friend conducting the investigation.
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I got Spike's outfit already drawn :3
cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/446386196453523456/841753915787444294/Spike.png
Planning in drawing the others
And you get free drawing of your choice.