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There's an old saying that all it takes is one bad day to drive the sanest guy around to lunacy. Or in this case, one happy, expectant, formerly villainous unicorn into a seething, barely-held-together dam of fury and death ready to burst. What happens when somepony leaves the peanut butter open for the umpteenth time? Somepony is gonna get it and get it good.
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Cannot resist:
Sounds like Starlight is Falling Down.
You misspelled ‘dam’ in your description
Well, they say inspiration can come from anywhere, and anything, at any time. This story proves it. I just know that kitchen better be cleaned before Twilight returns. Have a like and a fav.
"If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life." -Calvin
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Clever. I'm actually a little flattered to gain your notice.
This is soooooooo funny
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Go back to 2004-
Very nice. Funny and some great randomness there
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Good thing Trixie came in when she did. There would have been a bigger mess.
Whatever works!
Love it, so cute!
"fat"
Ship it ;)
I really expected Twilight to walk in on them and freak out about the mess...
Typo.
Starlight and Sunburst really argue like a married couple. I had a good laugh. The "battle scene" was a bit long-winded for my tastes, though.
Hm
The escalation here was just hilarious as was Sunburst's obliviousness.
Somehow, I imagine Twilight standing in the back, sighing to herself and mumbling 'Welp, she still has a lot to learn...', eventually shaking her head and snickering with a little 'peanut butter...' on her lips.
This was quite entertaining. Poor Starlight...
Thank you!
This was hilarious.
I knew Starlight was on the verge of losing it, but just how she lost it (and how far it went) was so ridiculously funny. Literal laugh-out-loud funny. And the shipping was a nice, adorable touch as well! I only have to wonder if Trixie comes back to the castle in one piece... Maybe carrying the peanut butter in a way that wasn't intended by the manufactuer... 