Hello, my name is Jake, and I'm just an average kid in high school. Well, I was, until I got sent to Equestria by Discord himself for reasons unknown to me. Now, I'm Base Template, a normal unicorn, and I totally lost my memories after the whole Discord incident. I'm planning on making amazing spells with my knowledge of human science and newfound ability to use magic to basically become a super hero.

I literally made one chapter and forgot about this, and I don't feel like doing more. I'm just canceling this, sorry.