Red Gala tried to break away from the crowd, but it was far too late. Blueblood was staring at her with pure lust in his eyes.
As he approached, the crowd drew back. Some of the mares had dreamy looks on their faces, others who had met him had disgust written on their faces. "Pardon me", the prince said, staring straight at Red Gala. "But I must say, your beauty is uncommon amongst these homely peasants. Please, allow me to escort you to our float. You can have the place of honor next to myself of course." He stared at her, as if already hearing her acceptance.
"Er, Ah'd rather not", Red Gala said, darting her eyes to the ground.
Prince Blueblood was aghast. "I must have misheard you, my dear. It did just sound like you refused my generous offer. But of course, you couldn't have." He held out his hoof. "Come, then, we're holding up the parade."
Red Gala was about to refuse again when Princess Luna alighted beside the prince. After that, it was a combination of hormones and the sunlight hitting the princess just right that decided Gala.
"Excuse me, Blueblood, is there a problem here?" she asked with a voice as smooth as silk.
Accepting Blueblood's hoof, Gala smiled shyly up at the princess. "No problem at all", she responded, batting her eyelashes.
Luna nodded and swept off towards the float.
"I am most certainly glad you saw sense, my dear", Blueblood said, casting a smug look at the pretty mare beside him. The crowds parted for them once again and they eventually reached the float.
And what a float it was. It was three layers, decked out in white lace and colorful banners. Comedic faces grinned from each corner and there were multiple pictures of typical pranks, such as shaving cream and glue. Celestia and Luna stood on either end.
"That is my place of honor", Blueblood said, grinning. He pointed to the dead center of the float where a large throne bedecked with roses waited. He helped Red Gala up and made her stand by the throne. He settled into it himself and stared out at the crowds haughtily. "Gaze at the lowly peasants below us."
Red Gala did gaze, but it was not at the crowd below them. Instead, it was at the dark beauty opposite him. Her ever-moving mane twinkled with stars and her eyes, though cold as the night she represented, held sparks of kindness that she felt sure could be fanned into flames.
As they made their way through the streets, Gala found herself wishing they could just get back to the palace so she could get Luna all on her own.
Applejack and Twilight had nearly given up the search. That was when the float came down their street. Both mare's jaws dropped in perfect synchronicity. "Wh-wha?" Applejack said.
"Bu-but", Twilight stuttered. "This, this right here, what is right in front of us, cannot be happening." She turned disbelieving eyes to the equally stunned pony beside her.
Applejack's gaze was fixed on her sister standing beside Blueblood of all ponies! "That darn-tootin', sister-stealin', son of a gun!"
Red Gala, who had turned her gaze from Luna for a second, saw her sister and Twilight. She winked, then tossed her head in the direction of the princess. Then she saucily licked her lips, relishing the shade of green Applejack turned.
Soon the float turned the corner, and all on it were lost to sight. The crowd began to disperse, but two certain mares were standing stock-still, shocked to their very core.
"Twilight", Applejack whispered hoarsely.
"Yes, Applejack?" Twilight Sparkle asked, still staring after the long departed float.
"Do you really think she'd...well...screw the princess?"
"Yes, Applejack. I think she would."
And at that moment, that was exactly what Red Gala was thinking.
Wonderful, as always
This should be good. I eagerly await more, my friend.
i loath you blueblood. i hope that u and big mac do it so he can laugh at your face and say "HA you just had sex with a colt that hates you!"
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Ah, Blueblood. You bastard.
Also, this chapter? Yeah, I can fit it on my screen. The whole thing. At once. Is this supposed to happen?
Aaawkwaaaaard...Mac may very well be(readies drum) Screwed!
badum-tish!
But please, continue.
If it were me:
Luna: Is there a problem here?
Me: Yes... actually... Though it was a kind gesture, I declined Bluebloods offer to ride with him on the float. When I had said my response, he had no intention of going with my wishes, and claimed to have "misheard" me, as if to make me say yes.
Luna: And... *Looking at Blueblood, a touch of malice in her voice* Blueblood, you were going to go against this beautiful young mare's wishes and have her with you against her will?
Blueblood: Wh-I-d-never! I'm a chivalrous colt! I'd never oppose a nice young mare such as this one here... *Staring at me, moderately pissed*
Me: So... *Looking to Luna* with her majesty's permission, may I go now?
Luna: Yes... *The sound of silk returning to her voice* Yes you may...
Blueblood: *Watching me leave, disappointed, and annoyed*
Holy crap thats funny!
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are you sure? it took me almost all day to read this leviathan of an update.
jeez, Mitslits, you need to make these things shorter, i can't spend all day reading one chapter!
I read this in ten secinds flat
1020094 I agree. What the heck, Red? Why does Luna's presence suddenly make you to go along with it?
1020493
A little thing called hormones.
1020585 Whose? Hers or his?
1020600
His. Or, maybe hers. XD Red Gala's.
1020606 Yes.
Please let Gala kick Blueblood all the way to next week in Cantorlot.
1020749
I assumed she and Shining Armor would be...er...busy.
This story is pretty funny. Fav'd
Though where is Cadance?
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With Shining Armor. In their own place. I assume Princess Cadence doesn't rule over Equestria like the other royals.
1020791 Sorry about double comment
And okay lol.
1019824 that picture suits what you said because that made no sense and this is an awesome story
I don't think I can find another .gif to express my delight! Can't wait for more!
Much chuckling and head shaking was done, bravo sir you have written a most absurdly entertaining story.
Also, not sure if some injoke or people can't actually tell why RG didn't decline the invitation onto the float
I again didn't think of the fact that RG is still a guy on the inside, so she'll be attracted to mares. This is a well designed story
1020493 The only explanation....DAT ASS
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1022776 Dat ass indeed.
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1020094LIKE A BOSS!
Homely peasants.
>"Twilight", Applejack whispered hoarsely.
>"Yes, Applejack?" Twilight Sparkle asked, still staring after the long departed float.
>"Do you really think she'd...well...screw the princess?"
>"Yes, Applejack. I think she would."
>And at that moment, that was exactly what Red Gala was thinking.
Dude, I think I laughed my inner organs out of my body. Please give me a moment while I collect them and-OH GOD I JUST STEPPED ON A LEGO!
1032271 I give you sympathy for you treacherous injury.
I find it legitimately strange that it's apparently presumed by everypony that mares are into mares, but the reverse is clearly not true.
To the point that Big Mac thinks of a magic gender change as an opportunity to get flirty with mares. Because apparently he has no chance with all that penis in the way. Weird.