Flurry Heart – alicorn, young adult, eldritch abomination from beyond the pale – has simply the worst luck with relationships. Even though she knows why and tries to correct for it by presenting herself as a less terrifying prospective partner, she still can’t seem to find that special someone her heart yearns for.
Then she meets the Storm King. Who happens to still be petrified. She can totally make that work.
Written for FamousLastWords' "Dear Love: A Beautiful Discord" contest. I'm fairly sure this is the exact opposite of what he was looking for, but screw it.
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This is the second weirdest relationship I've seen around here.
The first is Pinkie and Grover, which also makes this the second ship between a pony and a statue.
Although this one is actually intelligent and able to communicate since it was a former living creature and not simply a statue carved to look like one.
Put this in the MOMA
Cue Scorpion reference.
Breaker of pelvises and many more unspeakables.
Nice entry. I'm curious as to the death toll though of those neighborhoods after that small gesture.
Best pairing so far, those two go oddly well together.
Besides the exposition that violates “show, don’t tell,” This is a pretty funny yet still serious story. Nice job!
I...I...I got nothing. This story has left me completely and utterly speechless. Congratulations.
Well that happened.
I really, really don't know how else to process this story.
This was fun! The first scene felt really really jarring to me, and felt like it should've been more narration than dialogue, but it picked up a bit after that. Actually made me like Flurry Heart once or twice
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Glad you liked it!
I wouldn’t have thought that an alicorn and a statue was a good pairing, but this story has proved me wrong :)