That was relatively painless. Not sure how good it actually is, but what the hay. It's clop. And it's AppleDash.
Speaking of AppleDash, this is canon for my universe. No, it doesn't really change anything at all. Just a fun fact.

Applejack just became a member of the mile high club.

You know, I don't think I've ever been more impressed with Dash's flying skills. . . keep up the good work.

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How did I not think of that as the title?

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Now I just have to figure out how I'm going to top that. It's not going to be easy.

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Cuz most of the time people associate the mile high club with planes I guess.

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Maybe I'll just have to write another one, then.

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I give that idea a hearty me gusta.

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Not bad. Simple, and fairly well-written. I like it for what it is.
Move along with your writings, good sir, and have a like.

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