Sexty Minute Shorts

by LunaTheFox

First published

A collection of shorts written for the Sexty Minute Pony blog.

This is my collection of shorts written for the Sexty Minute Pony blog. In here you'll find mostly AppleDash, some poorly written sex, and probably a few bad jokes. Enjoy (or not)!

Oh, yes. First time writing clop. I hope it's not too bad.

And this is all unedited. I might go back and clean it up later. Pun intended.

[AppleDash] Prompt #6: "The Mile High Club"

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I can’t believe Caramel lost the plow. First the seeds every single winter and now this?

Applejack grunted and bucked another tree, all of the apples falling into her expertly placed buckets. All but one.

Horseapples.

Picking up the apple, she glanced at the sky.

Almost time for some lunch. I sure could use it after the morning I’ve had. I mean really, Caramel.

A rainbow-colored streak caught her attention as she tossed the apple into the bucket. Well, tried. The apple collided with the side of the bucket and rolled away, prompting a sharp kick from Applejack, sending the rest of the apples on a picturesque journey through the air.

Consarnit! I’ll never finish my work today. Just seems like nothing’s workin’ the way it’s supposed to. Don’t really help that I never got to finish what I started with Rainbow last night, no thanks to Apple Bloom. I’ve gotta tell that filly she just can’t come into my room unannounced now that I’ve got a girlfriend. Speakin’ of...

Applejack returned her gaze to the sky and searched for that familiar blue pegasus.

I’ve got an hour for lunch and I sure could use some relaxation.

She trotted around for a few minutes before she found Rainbow Dash trying out her latest trick over a nearby field.

“Mmmm. She sure does look good up there,” mused Applejack. “Hey, Rainbow!”

Rainbow’s wings gave a visible flutter in the air as she heard her name before descending to meet up with Applejack.

“Yeah, AJ?” Rainbow grinned widely and took Applejack’s hat off her head, placing it on her own.

“I was thinkin’... I’ve had a rough mornin’ and was wonderin’ if you could show me some of your tricks.”

“Weren’t you just watching? That double-helix corkscrew wasn’t easy, but was it worth it. I’m sure to make the Wonderbolts now!”

“Heheh, not that kind of trick, sugarcube.”

Rainbow tilted her head.

That pony is just so thick sometimes.

Applejack motioned to her rear end and flicked her tail, walking past Rainbow. As she moved, she ran the tip of her tail along Rainbow’s side and neck, finally flicking the tip of her nose.

But still very attractive.

“Ooooooh. Why didn’t you just say so? So where do you wanna go? The barn? Your room? The clubhouse?”

“The clubhouse? Really?” Applejack gave her a look.

“Well...”

“How about out here?”

“That sounds great and all, but what about Big Mac, Caramel, or even Apple Bloom? I kinda don’t want to be interrupted again like we were last night. You never know where they could be in this big orchard.”

“We could go flying.”

Rainbow bit her lip and pondered the implications.

“Flying? You mean you want to... in the air?”

“That’s what I said.”

“I dunno, AJ. That sounds kind of dangerous. I mean, what if I dropped you? It’s a lot different than doing stunts. That’s just me doing them. Not while I’m having sex.”

“Come on, Rainbow. You’re the best flier around. Hay, I bet even if you did drop me, you’d be on your way to catch me before I fell even ten hooves.”

“And what if somepony saw us?”

"How many ponies do you see flying above Sweet Apple Acres?"

“Point taken.”

“Well?”

“I still don’t know.”

Applejack leaned in closer to Rainbow and pressed their lips together, ruffling Rainbow’s neck with her forehooves, eliciting a soft moan from the pegasus, whose wings were beginning to betray her arousal.

“Now how do you feel about it?”

“Suddenly, I’m okay with giving this a try.”

“Thought ya might be. Now come on, I’ve only got an hour.”

Applejack pushed Rainbow over onto her back and kissed her once more. Rainbow flared her wings and attempted to lift off the ground, failing miserably in the attempt.

“I think I need to take off normally first. This whole taking off from being upside down on the ground thing doesn’t seem to work very well.” She flipped herself over, took off, then carefully rolled over, presenting herself to Applejack. “Alright, you can get on now.”

Applejack climbed onto Rainbow with extra care, transferring her weight slowly so as to not ground her pegasus. She slid up Rainbow’s stomach and let their lips meet once more. Rainbow almost purred into the kiss at the sensation of her belly fur being rubbed in all the wrong directions.

“You like that?” asked Applejack, breaking the kiss as she watched a strand of saliva bridge the gap between their mouths.

“I sure do, but... let’s just take this slow to start, okay? I want to make sure I can do this.”

“You got it.”

With that, Rainbow took off into the air above the orchards.

Applejack kissed along Rainbow’s chin and up to her ear, giving it an affectionate nibble. Rainbow returned the favor, nuzzling Applejack’s neck, adorning it with small kisses. Applejack shifted her hind leg and placed it between Rainbow’s, going in for another kiss.

Rainbow let out a soft moan and began to grind herself against Applejack, teasing her lips with the tip of her tongue. Applejack opened her mouth just enough to let tongues meet as she moved her hooves to massage Rainbow’s back. Powerful, yet light, muscles flexed under her touch as they struggled to keep the two ponies airborne, an increasingly difficult task.

Applejack pressed her leg harder against Rainbow’s sex, breaking the kiss.

“Somepony sure is ready.”

Rainbow panted in response, letting her tongue loll out of her mouth to flap in the wind.

“Hold on a second, I’m gonna get into a more... pleasurable situation.”

Applejack, with great care, turned herself around and pushed Rainbow’s legs apart, revealing a very turned-on pegasus.

“Yep. Very wet down here. No wonder they put you in charge of the weather.”

Licking her lips, Applejack placed a small bite on Rainbow’s thigh as she moved her own tail out of the way.

Ohhhhhhh. Wow. The wind feels great down there.

Rainbow took a good look at the orange pony before her. She stuck out her tongue and placed it as far down Applejack’s underside as she could reach, proceeding to lick upwards and over her entire slit in one slow motion.

“Mmmm. Don’t stop.”

The pegasus tightened her hooves around Applejack and pressed her tongue against her girlfriend harder with each slow lick.

Applejack nibbled her way to between Rainbow’s spread legs, then turned her nibbles into kisses, and her kisses into soft sucking. The taste of Rainbow spread across her tongue. Sweet, but not overpowering. She pushed her mouth against Rainbow’s sex and gave it a kiss, taking in the scent, before pushing her tongue completely inside.

Rainbow’s wings faltered, but she retained enough composure to flap harder, sending the pair higher into the air. The Apple family home could barely have been seen below, if the two were to pay any attention to it. Instead, Rainbow slipped her tongue inside of Applejack and lapped up the juices flowing down her chin.

Both of the ponies pushed for more, each licking away at each other between moans; some quiet, others not so much. Rainbow massaged Applejack’s cutie mark and tensed her tongue while keeping it as flat as she could, pushing it as deep as she could, then pulling out, and repeated the motion.

Applejack and buried her nose into Rainbow’s soft flesh and found her clit and proceeded to nuzzle it. Rainbow twitched her leg, yet forced herself to maintain enough composure to let her tongue find Applejack’s own clit. She clamped her lips around it and inhaled, letting the pressure around it increase, flicking it gently with her tongue.

Applejack cried out and clamped her legs around Rainbow, writhing in pure ecstasy, hot liquid drenching Rainbow’s face. A few moments passed with Applejack emitting the occasional moan as she caught her breath.

“Looks like you enjoyed yourself,” chuckled Rainbow.

“Heh, yeah.”

“Come on, looks like your hour’s almost up. Don’t want Big Mac wondering what you’ve been up to.”

“But you—”

“I know, I didn’t get off. But hay, this was for you, not me. You just owe me tonight.”

“Heheh, alright.”

Rainbow set her course towards Sweet Apple Acres, stopping right back where they had started. Applejack slid off of Rainbow and onto the ground, taking a few moments to right herself before standing up.

“Heh, I forgot my hat,” said Applejack, picking it off the ground and placing it back on her head. “Guess I was just a bit excited back there.”

“You certainly were. Now go get a quick shower before somepony notices what we’ve been up to. I’ll see you for supper?”

“Sure will, sugarcube.”

Applejack trotted up to Rainbow and gave her a quick kiss before setting off towards her house and a cold shower, leaving Rainbow to fly off towards her own home.

Eeyup. That’s just what I needed.

[AppleDashLight] Prompt #55: "A Special Hat for a Special Somepony"

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Hearing a knock at her door, Twilight let out a quiet squee of excitement and set the book she was reading down on her desk and shoved it aside, nearly causing an entire stack of books to fall and hit the floor. “Be right there!” she called, double checking herself in a mirror. Mane? Brushed. Teeth? Also brushed. Bed? Ready to be un-made. Me?

“Twilight, open up! It’s mighty cold out here!”

Eh-heh. Ready. Twilight sheepishly grinned to herself before prancing to the door. Yes, she was prancing, but why shouldn’t she be? It had been three months since she’d started dating and she finally felt ready to take another step in her relationship. Sex. She blushed fiercely at the thought of the curve of Applejack’s hind leg, the soft, yet slightly rough texture of her fur as she’d run her tongue over it. Then Rainbow’s wings, holding her close and all encompassed against the warm pegasus, seeking out all the little places she didn’t even realize were cold and replacing them with soothing warmth. Then the tongues, kissing, lapping... ooooohhhh.

“Twilight!” came a chorus of voices.

Twilight opened the door, reasoning that the two ponies behind her door could actually do the things she was fantasizing about and that letting them in would benefit her far more than her daydreams. As soon as the door had barely cleared the frame, it was flung open and Twilight found herself tackled to the ground by a pair of very cold ponies.

“Augh! Cold hooves! Cold hooves!” she yelled, trying to force the other two off of her, but to no avail.

Applejack smirked and gave Twilight’s nose a lick. “Shoulda thought of that before ya left us outside.”

“Yeah, especially when you lock your windows so I can’t fly in,” said Rainbow, glaring at the offending windows.

Twilight kissed both Applejack and Rainbow Dash, pulling them into a tight hug once their hooves warmed up a bit. “Sorry, girls. I’m just really excited about tonight. I’ve never done this with anypony before. Why don’t you two make yourselves at home and I’ll get us some wine.”

Letting Twilight up, Applejack and Rainbow Dash made their way to a couch in the room, but not before Applejack passed Twilight’s desk and caught a glance of her reading material. ‘Sexual Encounters 101: A Filly’s Guide to Her Very First Time’. Applejack chuckled and called to the kitchen, “Hey Twi, you been studying for tonight?”

Twilight blushed fiercely. “I—uh. Yeah.”

“Just can’t put the books down, can ya?” jeered Rainbow Dash.

“I’m afraid I can’t,” said Twilight, trotting back in, levitating a few glasses of a golden wine. She passed one each to her two girlfriends, taking a sip from her own. She sat between them on the couch and they leaned against her, giving her affectionate nuzzles and licks along her cheeks.

Applejack emptied her glass and licked her lips. “Apple wine. Ya sure know how to treat a girl well.”

Rainbow had since polished off her glass as well and the two mares began their attentions on Twilight in earnest, with careful nibbles along her ears, a brush of a muzzle against her horn, the delicate touch of feathers against her flank. Rainbow placed a hoof on Twilight’s chest and began to rub in slow circles, kissing along her jaw and up to her ear.

Applejack worked her own hooves around Twilight’s neck, massaging knots out of her muscles from long hours of studying. With a toss of her head, she flicked her hat into the air, landing it on Twilight’s head.

Twilight pushed gently on Rainbow’s hoof and nudged Applejack away from her, reaching her own hoof up to feel the brim of the hat on her head. “Um, Applejack?”

“Yeah, sugarcube?” asked Applejack.

“What’s with the hat? I—I can’t wear your hat!”

“Why not?”

Twilight removed the hat and pushed it back to Applejack. “It’s your hat. You never let anypony wear your hat!”

“And why do you think that is, Twi?” asked Rainbow, freeing the hat from Applejack’s hooves and placing it back on Twilight’s head.

“I... I don’t know.”

Applejack shook her head. “I never told you that story?”

“What story?”

Laying back on the couch, Applejack pulled Twilight and Rainbow down on top of her, kissing each of them. “Well, when I was a little filly and my pa was still around, we’d work together on fixin’ things up ‘round the farm. Things like fences and carts... ‘til one day he asked if I’d like a hat just like his. ‘Course I couldn’t refuse that offer, so we got to work and a few days later, we’d made this here hat together.”

Twilight nodded and listened, nuzzling Applejack’s chest.

“Well, not long after he passed away and I threw the hat away out in the orchard somewhere, hopin’ I’d never see it again.”

“Right, and that’s when I was flying around Ponyville for the first time. The apples smelled so good I had to check them out. And maybe take some for myself,” interjected Rainbow, smiling. “I found the hat just laying there in the dirt and thought somepony must’ve lost it. So I flew around ‘til I found their house and gave it back. Didn’t even know Applejack until a few years later. Gave it to Granny who said she’d make sure she got it back to whoever owned it.”

“Yeah, she gave me an earful for leavin’ it out there. Said I’d regret losin’ that someday, so I haven’t let it out of my sight ever since.”

Twilight frowned and kissed Applejack’s nose. “Wow, Applejack... I never knew...”

“S’alright, sugarcube. Point is, this hat means a lot to me, more’n most ponies know. When I let ya wear it, I know it’s gonna be safe; ya ain’t gonna let anythin’ happen to it.”

“Right,” said Rainbow, “It’s like a trust thing. She trusts you a lot; we both do.”

“Shoot, ya should’ve seen the first time I let Rainbow wear my hat. She was mortified I’d actually give it to her without her havin’ to steal it.”

Twilight giggled and hugged her girlfriends, bumping noses with them. “I love you girls, you know that?”

“Sure do, sugarcube, and I love ya too.”

“Love you too, egghead. So anyway, Twilight, ready to have some fun? Your flank’s been teasing me all night and all we’ve done is made me feel kinda sad.”

Applejack smirked and licked Twilight’s ear. “I think I could go for some fun. Why don’t ya just lay back, relax, and we’ll take it nice and slow.” Pushing Twilight onto her back, Applejack climbed on top of her and took her ear into her mouth, nibbling lightly.

Rainbow Dash pressed her hooves into Twilight's side, dragging them deep through her fur, eliciting sharp moans of encouragement from the unicorn. Rainbow slid a hoof down and caressed Twilight’s inner thighs as she ruffled her mane with the other.

Panting, Twilight stared up into Applejack’s eyes before closing the gap for a kiss, soft lips pressing against one another, tongues dancing. The heavy scent of apples and her own excitement filled Twilight’s nose, as every little touch, nibble, and kiss sent electricity crawling along her skin.

As a hoof parted her folds, Twilight’s throat gave way to a muffled moan into Applejack’s kisses, who lowered herself onto Rainbow’s hoof, trapping it between them, slowly grinding against it, earning more moans of pleasure from the unicorn.

Rainbow nudged her lovers’ muzzles and nodded to Applejack, who opened her mouth, showing Rainbow her battle of tongues with Twilight. Taking the opening, Rainbow worked her way into the kiss, entwining all three tongues.

Rocking against Rainbow’s hoof, Twilight’s moans deepened. She squirmed under Applejack and bucked her hips for more, wrapping her forehooves tightly around Applejack’s neck.

Applejack pressed her rear hard against the hoof between her legs and grunted as Twilight yelped and shivered, moaning between each deep and heavy breath. Twilight’s tail flicked through the air, and as her breathing calmed, she smothered Applejack and Rainbow Dash in kisses.

“Thank you. Thank you both for such a wonderful first time,” said Twilight, shuddering with every bit of contact.

Rainbow Dash smiled and drew her tongue along Twilight’s neck. “First time? Who said we were done with your first time?”