Timothy stared at the towering stack of rocks he constructed. Slowly, he reached into his pocket...
...And put a tiny wig on the thing.
He stood back for a moment, admiring his creation before he realized that something was missing.
One crudely-drawn sharpie smiley face later, and Timothy now had a rock-man sitting before him.
I imagine the rock-man is very well made.
Very high quality.
PRESERVE IT IN A MUSEUM!