Twilight awoke with a groan. A small ring encircling her horn clinked against the thin wires that emerged from it.
"What... wha--?" The mare stammered, her eyes immediately shooting down to her hooves, "What."
"SURPRISE!" Pinkie yelled as she leapt through the open window, "While you were sleeping last night, I got you an early-early-early birthday present! Do you like it?"
Twilight rose a brow.
"Your virtual reality station!" Pinkie squealed, pointing a hoof at the ring, "Do you like it?"
"What."
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