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  • 1w, 5d
    I've been practicing Twine

    Trying to get back into the groove of making words happen (got maybe a couple hundred left in the current H+S chapter and it's ACTUALLY DONE) so I decided to give Twine a shot because I've always been interested. So, here is my very first ever Twine made to practice some rudimentary triggers and stuff (the basics of Twine are so ridiculously simple they don't require any practice at all)

    Enjoy! - warning: contains naughty words

    EDIT: How do you change the bio underneath the avatar on your userpage? The whole modules thing made me completely lose how to change it, because that particular bio seems to not be affected by the Bio module.I am not 24 anymore. I know, I know, I am a stupid =(

    16 comments · 95 views
  • 3w, 15h
    Bookshelves aaaaaaaaargh

    I love each and every one of you but if I see one more notification I'm going to scream and turn knighty inside out.

    Still writing. Still slow. Some day.

    4 comments · 69 views
  • 11w, 6d
    UPDATES ALSO BUCK GUEST

    But not of stories (but, not even pretending this time, I did do like a thousand words of H+S last night so apparently that's back on) HOHOHO.

    The actual update is that I am no longer just going to BUCK, I am PARTICIPATING as a member of a fanfiction panel (it is called Word Crimes, it is in Workshop 1, and it is between 11 and 12am on Saturday). So if you want to see ME and BLUESHIFT and KNIGHTY and OBABSCRIBBLER and GREATODYER and METAPHOR talk about FANFICTION then COME ON DOWN.

    Also, man, who'd have thought I'd ever get asked to do something like this, huh? NOT ME, THAT'S FOR CERTAIN.

    Also Blueshift's recommendation got me the gig so even though anyone who's been following either of us for the past few months knows that I am in actual love with him I just want to put it out there that he is kind of the bomb.

    4 comments · 76 views
  • 15w, 3d
    So about this BUCK thing

    Thanks to the dastardly machinations of the evil and persuasive Blueshift I am now going to BUCK. I have ZERO idea what my plans are (I literally JUST bought the ticket (both days) after joking once again that I should go to meet Blue because I love him) but, you know. Anyone else going? We can meet in the FLESH

    the itchy, tasty flesh

    and talk about ponies and videogames and then I will sing this at you


    and you can go "WHY AREN'T YOU WRITING THINGS ANYMORE" and I can shuffle awkwardly and cry a little.

    7 comments · 104 views
  • 19w, 2d
    I've been trying to get some writing done

    But Secret of the Magic Crystals just got DLC.

    MULTIPLAYER RACING DLC.

    Buckle up. It's time for Part 3.

    6 comments · 120 views
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Twilight is invited to become a member of the Minds, an elite intellectual organisation. But when Trixie crashes the ceremony with an army of changelings, Twilight is forced to take drastic action. Will she succeed and live free? Or will she have to... twi harder?

- Written for the League Of Extraordinary Gentlecolts MYSTERY ficswap, and originally posted by AestheticB for MYSTERIOUS reasons. Of MYSTERY.

First Published
29th Jul 2012
Last Modified
29th Jul 2012
#1 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

Two new Twilight Comedy/Random stories in a row :rainbowderp:, man I'm going to laugh today :rainbowlaugh:

#2 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

I just love how you do these cutie marks to indicate who's talking!

#3 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

This is pretty nice. I like it.

#4 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

Cool, Asthetic's only one shot since Sparkle's Law!

#6 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

ok um it was all um what :pinkiegasp::facehoof:

#7 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

I, uhhhh... what!? :derpyderp2:

“Thanks, Rarity. I’m really glad you came.”

The faintest hint of a flush crept into Rarity’s cheeks as Twilight scurried away, and she coughed daintily.

Yes. Well. Quite.

:rainbowlaugh: I loved that bit

Overall this was brilliant, a sheer level of :rainbowhuh: and :pinkiecrazy: all the way through.

On a side note if you don't mind... WHERE IS THE IMMORTAL GAME!?!? :flutterrage:

#8 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

That... that was amazing.

#9 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

Twilight being the epitome of Bruce Willis...well, I better put this one in my read later list! :pinkiehappy:

Silver out!

#10 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

I love the cover picture.

EDIT after reading: Eh, it was ok. I would assume that it is much funnier if you watch Die Hard before hand.

#11 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

That was AMAZING!! :rainbowlaugh:

Though I have to admit, every time there's a hostage situation, I can't stop but keep thinking this one line: shoot the hostage. Even though that had no applicable scenario here.

Hmm... just needs music, too.

I also just noticed that I have your other two stories on 'Read Later'.

#12 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

Yippie kai :yay:, motherbucker. :twilightangry2:

#13 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

Manga/anime levels of power-ups and chaos ensues...

I recognize 'Star Swirl's Ludicral Improbabilitinator' from Madness Combat with its 'Improbability Drive'.  Have you watched that flash?

#14 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

This wasn't just awesome. It wasn't just amazing.

It was glorious.

#15 · 117w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

Twi'd the Hardest!

It's been quite a day for Twilight in hero stories. Can't say I'm not happy about that!

Cool action, wonderful imagination and messed up spells!

Though you didn't have her crawling through any ventilation shafts. You ruined the whole thing! Tell Trixie to start over, with more feeling!

Let's hope Twilight doesn't end this story... With a Vengeance!

#16 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

lol the ending...

#17 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

"Twi Harder"

I GET IT!

#19 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

Oh that was awesome.

But the mood seemed inappropriately dark at times and when those periods changed to comedy suddenly, it was a little jarring. But great story anyway.

#20 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

Ha ha, awesome sauce. Twilight is definitely the the best action pony! To the library!

#21 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

That was bucking epic. And hey, I got to read about Twilight being awesome without watching her get mind raped this time. :yay:

#22 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

I will read this... sometime...

Sounds cool.

#23 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

That was... interesting. A bit of laughs here and there, but honestly, the whole technological shenanigans felt really off. I mean, on an enviroment that's all magic and mythic creatures, suddenly having a cyborg with a chainsaw for a tail, missiles and jetpacks was kind of confusing. Maybe I didn't completely get the Ludicral Improbabilitinator's effect, but I think it would have been better if you had just stuck to purely magical - big bladed spikes on the dragon tail, magical wings on the minotaurs, magical energy condensed into a missile. That kinda thing

#24 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

>>990819 The function of Star Swirl's Ludicral Improbabilitinator is to make everything possible more epic. Technology that should not exist comes out of freaking nowhere, minions poof into existence at the drop of a hat. Weapons will appear from hammer space for no adequately explained reason. Star Swirl developed the spell by studying the effects of chaos magic itself. He researched all known accounts of Discord's magic and eventually developed the time travel spell to take samples of the energy directly from one of his attacks. It essentially dictates that the odds of anything happening are as close to 100% as possible. This can have both positive and negative effects as the hero will make death-defying escapes but will also be presented with near impossible challenges. The use of the spell was banned after Star Swirl used it to save the kingdom from an alliance of griffons and dragons only to follow up by stealing the royal regalia from a heavily guarded vault.

#25 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

Oh. My. God. Ahahahahaha.

AND THAT ENDING..

#26 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

Very creative, very original, very awesome. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#27 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

Ludicral Improbabilitinator

I still have absolutely no idea what this does.:twilightsheepish:

#28 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

>>991558

It's like the infinite improbability drive of action movies, in my opinion.

#29 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

Awwww yeah. This was one hell of a good read. I love the final twist, very well done. While I expected it to be a misunderstanding/trick/joke (at the point everyone was really damn bored being held hostage), I did not see it coming that the spells on Twi would work so... well. :pinkiecrazy:

Fantastic story. Have all me Favs.

#30 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

have my fav.

The only reason I read this is because of that amazing pun in the description, but i stayed for the awesome story

Good work!

#31 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

Oh wow, that was fantastic!

Take my thumbs, an entry on my user page (wall of awesome oneshots), and all of my love.

#32 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

>>991730 Pretty much. As soon as I saw this, I knew that some wacky shit was going to go down.

#33 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

You had me at "Twi harder" :pinkiehappy:

#34 · 117w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

This is the first comedy of yours I've read, and a wonderful one at that.  I'm glad to see that you're not a one tricky pony of war! :trixieshiftright:

:raritydespair: But, darling, "begun" simply can never be used as a verb.  I do wish you'd take me up on my grammar pre-reading offer sometime, as I have begun to notice a trend that began in TIG.

#35 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

>>989707 :ajbemused:

Currently Editing:

Primary: The Immortal Game - 21

Status: Second Stage Edits (That means the others. This will take awhile.)

#36 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

>>992133

Ah I see, thanks, really I just wanted to know what stage it was at since it hadn't updated in so long :twilightsmile:

#37 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

>>992205 You can check that on AestheticB's page, under the blog-post. I just copied it from there.:raritywink:

#38 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

>>992278

Oh, I must've missed that post somehow :derpytongue2:

#39 · 117w, 5d ago · · ·

>>989995

First time I've audibly laughed at a joke on the internet in weeks. Kudos.

That story was amazing. I enjoyed every second of it. I thought from the title it'd be a dumb joke story, but it was absolutely amazing. The cutie mark transitions were brilliant, and the entirety of the story was brilliantly written.

By the way, you're clearly a brit. Caught you on "maths".

#40 · 117w, 4d ago · · ·

O.O <==click

Let's make a movie out of this:pinkiehappy:

#41 · 117w, 4d ago · · ·

I'm a little disappointed that Twilight's motivation at the end was 'the spell's making me do it' and not 'this is what you get for :yay:ing with my head like that'.  It's what I'd do.

#42 · 117w, 4d ago · · ·

So AWESOME:rainbowkiss:

#43 · 117w, 4d ago · · ·

>>990356

Where the fuck did you get that GIF?

Tell me. TELL ME NOW!

#44 · 117w, 4d ago · · ·

>>994352 Its from a season three song. My friend made it for me.

#45 · 117w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>992342

Bitch please. He's Canadian.

#46 · 117w, 4d ago · · ·

I just spent five minutes looking for the first part you :trollestia:

*Goes on to read.*

EDIT: That ending... Funny but I think you should have hinted she's a bit happy to conform to that paradigm because they deserved it.

#47 · 117w, 4d ago · · ·

Your ability to accurately detail and plan action scenes in an engaging manner is the same as always.

Side note: "And the paradigm says that even heroes go bad"  Everyone knows actions heroes go rogue

#48 · 117w, 14h ago · · ·

What the... have I just read.

#49 · 116w, 5d ago · · ·

Best action comedy ever! And yes, action heroes do go rouge! :rainbowlaugh:

The cyborg/chainsaw dragon, jetpack-wearing Manticores and the missile launcher-wielding Changelings did it for me! And that ending! :rainbowlaugh:

Silver out!

#50 · 116w, 4d ago · · ·

I can't read this story for one sole reason, I have to read Twi Hard first, I can't start reading in the middle of a series, especially when it is based off of the awesome Die Hard series even if only loosely based off of it.

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