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This is what happens when autism and internet culture mix. Sometimes I think Hitler had the right idea, just the wrong victims.
Had I been drinking something while reading this, I would have just ruined my laptop.
Nice tie-in.
In any case, it's... well, not comforting to know that this isn't the darkest timeline. There can be no comfort with the knowledge that the BCU exists. But it's still good to know that it could be worse. Though Princess Twilight will want to keep the portal off before Luna comes sniffing around Ponyville.
That-a mare, Sunset
Not even in her dreams does Sunset know peace. Disturbingly poetic
Also GODDAMMIT SYEEKOH/MAGNET!!
I wonder, why did Sunset fall for Rainbow in this timeline? She still doesn't think her dick is irresistible, I think. One does wonder...
Sunset needs to quit and move as far away as humanly possible. Like Mars.
It's obviously isn't it? Sunset want the Ultra Cock to plow every girl in her way starting with Sci-Twi.
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Should I say it?
I will say it.
WARNING: I might make some people angry for many reasons
🅱️itler 🅱️id 🅱️othing 🅱️rong
And that people should just calm down and realize that this is just a meaningless blip on the grand scheme of the Internet and even more meaningless in the universe. To hamster_master I say, people have their own opinions that may or may not line up with yours, and that's okay. But that doesn't mean it's morally okay to insult them or the 10 million people who died during the holocaust. To the rest of ya'll: Please don't feed the parasprite.
P.S. I was unaware that there was a difference between autism and internet culture.
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My guess, she saw it too at some point and affected her unlike in the main timeline where she's not looking directly at it. That or something changed in this alt. timeline compared to the main that had Sunset get with Rainbow. Hard to say really.
The problem, of course, is that Luna transitioning to the human world would turn her into a human. So she couldn't fuck Dash as a pony. She could do it in dreams, of course... ...someone is going to write that fanfic arn't they?
I still think this is far too silly.
If it ain’t 🅱️roke, 🅱️reak it.
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To be honest I absolutely love the entire series so far. Granted I only read the first few stories in the timeline but it’s great.
So basically, the only way to stop the Beanis is for Sunset to give up her immunity to the Dashis?
So without the beanis, Rainbow Dash would basically impregnate the entire female population and cause the whole world to overpopulate, Twilight Sparkle would then create a space program to solve the overpopulation issue only to make it worse as Rainbow Dash impregnates all female aliens, thus causing a universe-wide overpopulation issue, then Beanos would have to find the Infinity Garbanzo to halve the population of the known universe only for Rainbow Dash to re-overpopulate the universe and slowly becomes revered as a goddess of fertility, so nobody can kill her but Sunset has to and she dies valiantly in the process??
If I wasn't so blasted on time and energy, I'd totes write a follow up this just to title it 'Princess Luna and the Mad Thirst for Dick'
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I said that spoiled line and my Xbox started floating.
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M'lady
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Actually, if you just stopped Dash from having that thing you'd also stop the development of the Beanis cold. (Which is why that won't work either.) Maybe Beanis development is distracting Twilight as much as trying to manage it is distracting Sunset. Neither of them can get to the root of their respective problems. I suspect the only kind of resolution which wiould stick here involves one of the two thoroughly _____ing the other into submission, and that on some level Twilight no longer cares which way that goes.
...You and me could write a bad romance...