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Cackling Moron


"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

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This story is a sequel to She's Just Curious, Is All


The last time he was meant to meet up with Twilight she was busy. She's not busy now though, so she can get on with showing him what she's been working on to send him home. Nothing can possibly go wrong.

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Comments ( 31 )

next one please.

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Cool, i am loving these. Take your time and thanks for writing these.

Nani. Potential Twilight one-sided romance with double the protag density.

This is the second fanfic I've read that tossed in an obvious Half-Life reference.
And I love it!

“Shutting down - no - attempted shutdown! It’s not - it’s not shutting down! It’s not-”

Dooooctor Freeeeeemaaan.~~

Double half-life reference. Both original incident at Black Mesa with a ladder, switch, and reinforced room reference, and HL2 teleport fiasco.

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Decades before Half-Life 2, there was "the Fly" (1958). Let's just say it also featured feline teleportation interaction.

Where she get any of this stuff? Did she make it herself? How? Where? Who made the tools to make these tools? The tech level in this place was all to cock.

They're hand-me-downs from a pony named Charles D. Hooves.

More to the point, who did this space even fit inside this building? Were we underground? How deep? Best not to think about it too much.

Please direct all inquiries of this regard to the Gallifreyan Temporal Engineers Union Local 10-0-11-0-0 x 0-2.

I snapped my fingers. She gave me a look as though I’d gone mad.

Probably because that's something Discord frequently does... Just sayin'.

Next Chapter:

Anon: What? What was that? :twilightoops:
Twilight Sparkle: Uh, nothing. :facehoof:
Anon: I heard some squealing or something. :twilightoops:
Rarity: Oh, no. Everything's fine. :raritywink:
Applejack: But the chunk of chair is inside out. :ajbemused:
Anon: I heard that! It turned inside out? :twilightoops:
*the chunk of chair explodes*
Applejack: And it exploded. :ajsmug:
Anon: Did I just hear that the chair turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED? Hello? :twilightoops:
Rarity *Flipping a bit of the exploded chair chunk off her communicator*: Hold, please. :raritystarry:

:trollestia:

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IS THERE AIR?! YOU DON'T KNOW!

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Galaxy Quest! Nice!

If these are all meant to be one story why are they being listed as separate ones? I thought we weren't supposed to do that here. I mean, it makes no real difference I suppose, I'm just curious.

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Because they were my first ones, really, and I had no clue what I was doing.

That, and I was a big fan of Nico-Stone Ryan's Sour Sweet stories, which are split up like that so I thought it was okay.

Alas! Too late!

Oh Twilight.

When will you learn! When will you learn! That your actions have consequences!

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She needed to get control of the borderworld, Xen

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A Twilight Sparkle themed remake of Freeman's Mind would honestly be pretty terrifying, now that you've made me have that thought.

Or Half Life 1 with GMan replaced with Twilight Sparkle. Either way.

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Now I'm picturing just whaling on Twilight with a crowbar only it's making that "You're hitting a hard surface" sfx with the sparks and everything.

“Define ‘off’,” I said.

I like you already. ;]


“I’m helping,” I said, climbing the ladder. Why did ponies even have ladders? At the top of this one was a switch, which I threw.

So Black Mesa. :D


“Uh, it’s not a problem - probably,” I heard Twilight say. “- but I’m showing a small discrepancy in...well, no, it’s well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining sequence.”

Heh. Heheh. Heheheheheh.

Standard insertion for a nonstandard specimen.

Also, you missed a word. It starts with "Uh, it's probably not a problem - probably..." ;)

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Aww, I went back and listened specially and everything...

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Why listen when you can actually go and have a read?
(note: listed in engine-specific IDs rather than chronological order; you may need to Ctrl+F a bit)

Don't feel bad though. The first, subtle clue (throwing the switch and all ;P) was hilarious. The explicit quotes... not as much, but still funny. :-)

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I went there too!

And I still got it wrong!

Story of my life.

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You know what?

With the amazing awesomeness of this story, I think I can let one tiny tiny bit of a mistake fucking slide, eh? ;D I'm a lifelong Half-Life fan, so that reference just made the story 20% cooler.

Now. Clop when? ;D

“Uh, it’s not a problem - probably,” I heard Twilight say. “- but I’m showing a small discrepancy in...well, no, it’s well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining sequence.”

RESONANCE CASCADE! RESONANCE CASCADE! RUN!

When, exactly, had she got those goggles and had time to put them on without me noticing?

Flashbacks to Twilight and ‘The Science Button’ from Anthologies.

“Uh, it’s not a problem - probably,” I heard Twilight say. “- but I’m showing a small discrepancy in...well, no, it’s well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining sequence.”

Half... Life?

This made my Half Life PTSD go off

'...System. Now. Under. Military. Command.'

Half-Life: Equestrian force

As soon as I read "start the rotors" I knew exactly where this was going. Love this.

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