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I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
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This was a great read!
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Thank you! I've been trying to think of what the female equivalent of blue balls was for years, now.
This was lovely
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It sounds more like the equivalent of cock blocking, but I get you.
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Yarr, 'tis also useful fer "cockblock" and "sausage fest"!
Awwww... this was so sweet my teeth are aching!
No shame Rainbow, you gave it a better try than most would in your position
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Yarrr
I'm sure some of my co-workers were wondering why I was giggling like an idiot in the employee washroom.
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Rainbow's favorite taste: Poonani
If anyone asks why I'm snickering like a fool... I REGRET NOTHING!
I went from giggling like a loon to cooing like I was watching my favorite romance. That has to be some kind of record turnaround.
An unreliable narrator? In myyour clopfic? :V
This fic is so well-written, so funny, so adorable, and so, SO relateable (from both perspectives). You totally captured what that "first time" is like, especially when both parties really aren't ready. Plus, it's nice to see M-rated fics which use their rating for good! This is an absolutely excellent read, and I know quite a few lesbians who've been around the block a few times and would LOVE to read this. Thank you so much for sharing your story with us, we hardly deserve it!!
Yeah-ha-ha, I remember my first cunniligus.
I'm gonna go on a wild guess that Spike was the first one out of the group that's no longer a virgin.
Never change.
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This fic gave me flasbacks, just with less crying...
As soon as I saw the title, I was expecting Kenny G, thanks to one of my favorite Comedians
(roughly at 0:30)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zVmglgeGHg
Funny and sweet, maybe even a little saccharine in places. Good stuff.
You can has review!
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Arr, I thankee, matey! Some kind words ye be shootin' across me bow thar!
Even though this was obviously a little bit crack-y, I really enjoyed it. Sex is one of those things that people talk about in really weird ways, and a lot of people can relate to being weirded out by the actual - well - sex part. You should be really proud of yourself for writing a fic that shows this hesitation in such a real, human way.
And plus, sex is silly! It's naturally a really weird part of what makes us human, and it can get really tiring of only ever reading about it in a serious, boring way. The crack-y style suited this fic really well, and it helped to convey its message. Thank you for writing it!