There's a been a slew of new hires at Canterlot High, but something about Sunset's new French teacher seems familiar ... and unsettling. Why can't she figure out what it is? And why does Sunset so badly want a kiss from her pale blue lips?
Next is ordering a McDonald's truck fully loaded up with salt, taking that salt and loading it into a syringe, and then stabbing that syringe straight into the wound.
Damn, and here I thought Wallflower's power of being completely unnoticeable would give her at least a little edge. I guess it's time to call the C-Team
In 2019, a crack commando of side characters were sent to a fanfiction for a show they did not star in. These characters escaped notice by the Dazzlings for their seeming irrelevance.
Starring Derpy Hooves, so bad at learning languages that their magic doesn't work on her
Dagi: Plus de bisous, s'il vous plaît Derpy: A blueberry muffin? Dagi: Les baisers sont des orgasmes Derpy: You delivered the letters to the wrong address? Dagi: (facepalm) Derpy: Don't feel bad, I do that all the time.
Vinyl Scratch, shielded by her noise cancelling headphones
Ariel: du kleine Schlampe Vinyl: WHAT??? Ariel: DU KLEINE SCHLAMPE!!! Vinyl: WHAT??? Ariel: Wait a minute, you're the one with the car from last time! Vinyl: ... WHAT???
And introducing... Cranky Doodle Donkey, who's too busy being annoyed that no one pays attention in his class anymore... and also married.
Sonia: Usted correrra la amarás Cranky: Usted going to tell your students to stop practicing Spanish in my class!
If you have a problem, if you can find them, if the A and B teams are unavailable, maybe you can call... the C-Team
VICTORY SCREECH
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEAAAASSSSSSSSSS!
NEW CHAPTER WOOOOOOOO
Edit: wait... So that's it? Anything else?
So what happens now?
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Next is ordering a McDonald's truck fully loaded up with salt, taking that salt and loading it into a syringe, and then stabbing that syringe straight into the wound.
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What?...
Shouldn't it be Wallflower instead of Vignette here?
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Yes, it should. I got them a little mixed up and evidently that slipped through.
UPDATE: Fixed.
Damn, and here I thought Wallflower's power of being completely unnoticeable would give her at least a little edge. I guess it's time to call the C-Team
And the final one falls. I love it. :D
Here's my predicition for what happens next...
In 2019, a crack commando of side characters were sent to a fanfiction for a show they did not star in. These characters escaped notice by the Dazzlings for their seeming irrelevance.
Starring Derpy Hooves, so bad at learning languages that their magic doesn't work on her
Dagi: Plus de bisous, s'il vous plaît
Derpy: A blueberry muffin?
Dagi: Les baisers sont des orgasmes
Derpy: You delivered the letters to the wrong address?
Dagi: (facepalm)
Derpy: Don't feel bad, I do that all the time.
Vinyl Scratch, shielded by her noise cancelling headphones
Ariel: du kleine Schlampe
Vinyl: WHAT???
Ariel: DU KLEINE SCHLAMPE!!!
Vinyl: WHAT???
Ariel: Wait a minute, you're the one with the car from last time!
Vinyl: ... WHAT???
And introducing... Cranky Doodle Donkey, who's too busy being annoyed that no one pays attention in his class anymore... and also married.
Sonia: Usted correrra la amarás
Cranky: Usted going to tell your students to stop practicing Spanish in my class!
If you have a problem, if you can find them, if the A and B teams are unavailable, maybe you can call... the C-Team
I still remain hopeful that we'll see the long awaited conclusion to this utterly fantastic story before the deadline. You got this Citrus!