Twilight's Manifesto

by Edenme

Angery Manifesto Twilight

It had been many days since the researcher Aliciron Princess Twilight Sparkle had entered her “Super Study Session”. The reason for this, a mysterious book written in a language called Russian.

Spike did not worry for Twilight for many days after she entered the room. It was on the 8th day that he began to worry. Spike attempted to open the doors, but they were locked shut. He attempted to knock, but just as he expected, there was no answer.

It was on the 10th night that Spike chose to get some help. Spike’s first thought for help was his friends, Apple Jack, Fluttershy, and the like, but before he could do anything, Celestia appeared out of nowhere.

The Sun Princesse’s appearance was disgruntled and rather fearful. It also seemed as though she had just gotten out of bed.

“Where is she?! Were is Twilight! I have felt a disterbence in the Ideology of the world!” These words were very loud and fearful to Spike. Right away, Spike pointed to the door to the Study Room.

As quick as he pointed, Celestia raced to the door and blew it away with ease. When the dust settled, Spike saw that Celestia was Standing over Twilight. When he got closer, he noticed that Twilight’s eyes were blood shot. She was staring at a book. The very same book that they had found in the forest.

*“Twilight,” Spike said, “ Are you all right?”

Suddenly, as if pulled out of a trance, Twilight looked up blinking furiously. At this, Celestia realeased her gaze from Twilight and moved a couple of steps away, still, very nervous looking.

It was a couple of minutes before anypony (or dragon) did anything. The only think that was heard was Twilight’s tired breathing.

Finally, Twilight smiled and said, “We are the enemy of the people!” Twilight said this almost drunkenly. This fact surprised Spike while it made Celestia all the more worried.

“How much did you read?” Celestia said this in a very quite voice.

“All of it, and let me tell you, we Equestrians have problems.” It was confirmed. Twilight was dead drunk.

“These guys, the Russians, they got it figured out!”

At these words, Celestia lessened her worry and seemed almost calm.

“Who are the Russians?” Asked Spike.

At this, Celestia appeared in front of him, eyes like the grave, and she said, “ You heard nothinnnnnnggggggggg.” As the ing went on, she opened a portal to what seemed to be a white room and walked right in. She took Twilight with her.

“You must never know Spiky.” Burped Twilight as the portal closed.

Spike stood there, surroundings smashed to dust.

“Well. Another day of cleaning to do. Arg”

When Spike next saw Twilight, she was in her bed. When he asked her what had happened. She could not remember.

“Hey Spike. Have we done that magic serve of the Everfree Forest yet?” At this, Spike said “Yes Twilight” and he went on with his day...

Until Twilight found the Art of War...

The End

Author's Note:

*”Applejack, You all right?”

Comments

[Starlight Nova]

The word princess has two ses. What exactly is the Communist Manifesto, anyway?

[Edenme]

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To answer your question, I will tell you this: the Communist Manifesto was a book written by two men. The most prominent one being a man named Marks. I believe his first name was spelled Carel. He and another man wrote the communist manifesto basically outlines the laws of communism and why communism is the way. It explains why the rich class, the bourgeoisie (bush-wa-zi), is the enemy of man and of labor. This is an extremely simplified version. I extremely advise and encourage you to watch a documentary on it, or ask your parents.

BUT REMEMBER, COMMUNISM IS GOOD ON PAPER, BUT BAD IN EXECUTION. ULTIMATE POWER CORRUPTS!

[RDDash]

This will end in tragedy