The Book

One afternoon, a black tome ejects itself from the portal outside of Canterlot High. Against all rhyme and reason, the Crusaders decide to read it.

Things go pretty much as you would expect.

Written for the Comedy is Serious Business Contest.

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tererdrone

tererdrone #1 · Feb 10th, 2018 · 1 · ·

ok I got to say I am loving this

Thought Prism

Thought Prism #2 · Feb 11th, 2018 · 1 · ·

Just... have a follow.

Tethered-Angel

Tethered-Angel #3 · Feb 11th, 2018 · 2 · ·

How does this story only have 13 likes!?

No like seriously, wasn't it featured? Definitely a fun read. I'd have killed to be able to summon snow days in high school.

FanOfMostEverything

FanOfMostEverything #4 · Feb 14th, 2018 · 5 · ·

And remember, it's all Scootaloo's fault.

Brilliant stuff. I'm not sure if Sweetie has legitimate issues or is just being a teenager, but either way, this was an incredibly fun adventure in the best, most terrible way. Thank you for it and best of luck in the judging.

Maran

Maran #5 · Feb 16th, 2018 · 3 · ·

Why doesn't this story have more likes and views? It's very well-written and has a lot of witty lines like:

So, if Sweetie Belle was doing her math right (and her C+ average in math indicated that she was doing it at least sixty eight percent right) she was fairly certain that made them even.

The characterization wasn't perfectly IC, but it wasn't too OOC either, and I think for a comedy we can make allowances for, say, the characters being callous about Apple Bloom murdering the drifter.

I don't think Crusaders really learned their lesson though. Maybe Scootaloo did a little. Still, this was a fun fic.

Aotrs Commander

Aotrs Commander #6 · Aug 23rd, 2018 · 1 · ·

Apparentely, I DIDN'T read all the Comedy Is Serious Business stories the first time around.

My loss!

AlexTFish

AlexTFish #7 · Sep 3rd, 2018 · 2 · ·

This was awesome.

I am especially amused by the throwaway implications of what Applejack and Rarity get up to in their alone time. But, well, there were a wide variety of amusing things in this fic, so I can't really mention them all.

Delightful fic, and should definitely have more likes. Have one from me.

Darkstarling

Darkstarling #8 · Nov 9th, 2018 · 2 · ·

I can’t believe I missed this. The next Netflix original? The Chilling Adventures Of Sweetie Belle.

Flash DID do good. Pity he’s the boxbot of EG.

The Entity information is just outdated. It’s native to Equestria, Luna beat it up and ate it and took its power, and that’s why everyone thinks Nightmare Moon gobbles up little fillies. Mystery solved.

The Blue EM2