Okay. Don't freak out. I've got this.
Just have to treat her like a customer. I handle customers all the time--I just gotta take her order, not smile too hard. Stop shaking so much, breath calmly.
Alright, I've trained for months for a moment like this and tested out ten different ways of beginning a conversation. All I have to do is take her order and greet her in the most friendly, yet not-creepy way. It's not like I've been stalking her and watching her every move for months. It's not like I fantasize her reaction to me sometimes. Nope. I'm just going to say Hi.
After all, 38 times the charm.
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Hes probably not the only guy to do that with Sunset
Cute.
I like this!
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Meybe.
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Ah, the reaction I was going for.
I am now intrigued. I'd love to know about the other 37. =P
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That would take the mind of a true comedian!
I'm only half of that xD
9015403
*insert joke about having half a mind to do something or something*
=D
I like to think that after being converted from her life of scheming and bullying that Sunset would be kind and indulgent to poor guys who got zapped by her Magical Female Powers(tm).
Of course that's what I like to think about all my cartoon waifus.
Reminds me of all the kissless virgins on /r9k/. To prove it I will make a green text version of this
>be me, betamale kissless virgin
>working at Mexican grill
>old bitch who ordered food two hours ago comes up to me and begins complaining
>spend time listening to her bullshit
>suddenly, 10/10 qt3.14 walks in wearing bikini top and jeans
>autismactivated.boobs
>manager makes me clock out to talk to qt3.14
>order hamburger and start planning for next conversation
>qt3.14 approaches and takes seat
>spergmode.exe
>attempt conversation
>she needs help with project
>offer to help of course
>mfw get her digits
>mfw will be working alone with her on project for at least a few days
See you later, virgins.
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Eh, I gotcha
9015474
Rollo the dream.
Hilarious and original.
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Many Thx!
Okay, how many Sunset Shimmer fans have fantasized about this? (Not saying I've done that...what? What's so funny?)
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Too many to count...
Oh, im not laughing...It's just...uh, gas.
9016147
Yes.
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Are you god dog?
That's pleasing! Oh, Sunny!..
Still: there can't be school, if he's got a job. Incompatible! Makes reading bizarre
...
He should also be squealing: friend zone! You don't hit it easily! Well, he is squealing, but I'd be glad to befriend a crush. Means spending more time together. Then I could be subtle about my feelings!.. [evil grin intensifies]