Spike starts noticing strange things occurring around him, a weird voice keeps rambling everything before or while it is happening. The whole thing is starting to take an effect on his psyche.
Hopefully, this is just an odd event or just a bad joke pulled by his pink hyperactive friend.
Written for the F*** this prompt nº 16
Note: Probably by the time this gets approved the contest will be closed.
Second note: beware of nonsense and grammatical mishaps.
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Is this a reference to Stranger than Fiction?
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No, actually, I'm curious about that fic now. mind if you send me the link?
"Hey, look, here is the narrator," said pinkie pie while bouncing inside the HTTP call to the server.
"Ahm, Pinkie, I don't think you should bounce in that, it looks dangerous," Spike stammered with fear as he pointed to the ever-flowing stream of information in front of them.
Stop fooling around inside the comments section and go to your universe for goodness sake.
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Not a fic. It's a movie. Has Will Ferrell in it. One of my favorite movies actually. It is about a guy who starts hearing a voice narrate his life.
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At least they don't know about “the show”...
Yet.
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Anyways, considering the story, I'd think you'd like that movie. I'd go into a more in depth explanation if you'd like.
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that is me~!. 
I.LOVE.THIS!
"
"Do you mean the Truman show? Discord showed it me once at a party, I totally loved it!" Pinkie pie said before realizing a little feature inside the comment section area, "Look, there are little stamps there!
Spike, please help me out on this, you are the rational one.
"Dude, why is there so many fics about me featuring in drama or romance stories? those ones are bori- an emoticon feature you say?
looking good spike, looking real good."
Can someone please stop this madness?
you had me intrigued sir, but now you got my full attention. I'm gonna see that movie as soon as I can.
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Okay, I will try not to do any spoilers.
Let me start with... Where is it” Anonymous asks, fumbling around in his movie collection, searching for something. “Aha!” he exclaims, pulling out a case titled “Stranger than Fiction”. “I will just type the description on the back of this.”
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Anonymous starts to read aloud, “Will Ferrell stars as Harold Crick, a lonely IRS agent whose mundane existence is transformed when he hears a mysterious voice narrating his life. With the help of Professor Jules Hilbert (Dustin Hoffman), Harold discovers he's the main character in a novel - in - progress and that the voice belongs to Karen Eiffel (Emma Thompson), an eccentric author famous for killing her main characters in creative ways. Harold must quickly track down Eiffel and stop her before she conjures up a way to finish him off.” After listing the description, he contemplates writing his own personal veiw on the movie, “nah”, Anonymous says, deciding to do so in another comment. Pushing the send button to post the comment for all to see.
Can Spike now say five things at once?
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“Yeah! The Trumare show! That is exactly what I was talking about!” Zero lies clumsily, backing off before his mouth, or keyboard as is the case, could get him in trouble. As Anonymous walks away, one might be able to pick up on his faint mumblings about “reality braking”, “My little pony”, and “Hell braking loose”.
whats going on here?
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this place is really fun but I had the gut that there are still so much more to do," Pinkie said while trying to mess with the CSS code of the webpage."What are you up to, Spike?"
"I was asking myself the same thing
"I'm trying to say five things at once but is really hard," Spike said between clenched teeth, "at least I can do this though," he added before summoning a paper and turning it ablaze with his own mind.
I just resigned... hopefully, these two will get bored at some point and get back to their stories.
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*sits and watches* now I'm interested in whats going to happen
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“Whatever you do, do NOT hack into Knighty’s account!”
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don't worry, they cant find a way out of this place unless-
"What is a lead developer?" Pinkie Pie asked, "It sounds like the opposite of enveloper."
What are you talking about Pinkie?
"Dude, I owned my first library at three, do you think I couldn't handle this place?" Spike said pridefully. "the only problem is this 'mail' system, I wrote my postal direction but it keeps saying that is not valid"
Guys you need to stop, you are going to get in serious danger. what if someone thinks you two are a virus?
"Relax we are gonna be fine, after all, who is gonna think something like this
can be a virus?" Pinkie explained cheerfully.
I will.
"Rude!"
I'm tired ... just. ahg, please go home. Please?
"Neigh!
"
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“Anyways, the movie is at first a comedy, but... Unlike most comedies, it is quite... Deep" Zero says, fumbling for the right words. “HEY! I do not fumble!” He yells to open air, as if trying to communicate with God. “...” Anonymous ellipsisies, having nothing to say in his anger. “Ellipsisies? That's a word?” he asks, as if questioning Webster himself. “I’M NOT QUESTIONING SOME DICTIONARY GUY, I'M QUESTIONING YOU!” He curses the heavens in futility. “you can't even be original? You have to take a line from the very movie I am about to describe?” he asks, clueless of what a reference is in his idiocy. “...” He ellipsesies again. “You know what, I will just ignore you and get on with talking about the movie.” he says, ignoring this very line of text. “Anyways, all though it is quite funny, it also has a good moral to it. Though I must warn you, most of the comedy is towards the beginning, it gets more serious as it goes on.”
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“Go home Rarity. You aren't even part of the story.”
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Go home ?0? You're not King Author are you?
He's not even royalty
Not even a Prince, He's a zero!
He's evil!
He must be a queen of some sort!
How ya like them Apples!
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“I'm king of the zeroes!”
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Sweet gods from above... I went off for a day and you two had already brought the others?
"Luna was here too," Spike added, "but then she went to the Mature section... we tried to warn her about it but..."
Please tell me she is okay.
"She cast a sleeping spell on herself. by the amount of magic used I can bet that she will be sleeping for a couple of days" Twilight explained. "Nice to meet you btw Mr. Narrator."
"Ahm..." Fluttershy walked forward sheepishly, "Mr. narrator, we were fighting with that evil creature over there..." she signaled to a piece of data that referenced the user Anynonymous Zer0.
And why is he the bad one here? you are the ones messing around. I just asked for you to come back to your universe. At least you will be safe there. this world is rotten in worst ways than king Sombra's empire.
"Don't worry fellow... human, we will take care of that," interrupted a regal voice, Celestia stepped out from a XHR call, "I found different paths to government's scientific labs. maybe Twilight and I can find a way to materialize our physical form in your universe."
No, nonono, wait, believe me on this, the repercussion of your arrival to thi... are you still- where are they?
"They left a couple of seconds ago," Rarity said while taking care of her mane. Spike was holding a mirror in front of her to help the fashionista endeavor. "I was just making sure I looked good before traveling to another website. You can't imagine the ravishing mess they do to my mane and coat," she explained before finishing her work. "Let's go, my dear Spickey-Wickey, there is a whole new world awaiting us!"
You know what? fine. Go. I don't care anymore...
And with that last sentence, they finally waved her goodbyes. Finally i can write again without-
"
hello Mr, can you tell me what is this place?" Asked a pegasus of a gray coat and yellow mane.
I should have known this would happen...
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“Well... Look on the bright side...” Zero said, pausing for a long moment trying to figure out if there even was a bright side, before realizing something. “At least Discord isn't here...”
“In any case, you check out that movie?”
In the dark of the night, close to 1:30 am with no other source of light than the computer screen, a santa hat wearing Fluttershy scanned the entries for the contest she started last week.
Her eyes sag. Her body's slouched, but she breathes a sigh as she reads the title of the last entry. "Spike Understands Everything, huh? Well this story was submitted late, but I guess giving it a chance couldn't hurt." She promptly clicked the story.
After she finished reading, she blinked repeatedly, and her ears pinned back.
"Oh. Celestia above, what have I done."
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At least you can now rejoice, your conundrum is close to be done.
I hope you had a wonderful Christmas
"Did someone called?" asked celestia as her head prodded from a server call.
Go back to wherever you were! Hush! Hush!
"Have some manners, young creature. I see that my presence is not required. I need to go back anyway, Pinkie looked really excited around those "nuclear" functions..." She pursed her lips in thought for a second before travel back into the website stream of data.
Those mares will be the death of us all...
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“Have you found Stranger than Fiction yet?” Zero asked after checking back into the comments of Spike understands everything. “I'm sure you could find it on Netflix, Hulu, or some other similar place... You can find just about any movie and TV show on places such as those.”
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I put it on my list of movies I haven't watched. a long list being honest. But I would find time to watch it between my work IRL and the fics I'm currently writing.