Trick's Flashfics

by Trick Question

Twilight Sparkle Falls in Love with Moondancer (by Moondancer)

Author's Note:

Composed on an actual typewriter at BronyCon, August 2017, while dressed in full Moondancer cosplay.
(Comedy, Random, Romance)

One day, Twilight Sparkle sat down and calculated the optimal characteristics for her ideal partner. Those characteristics were:

* likes books
* enjoys magic and research
* is not quite as much of a dork as she is
* brilliant
* unconcerned with fashion because sweaters are just fine
* would be willing to tolerate Twilight
* is Moondancer

To Twilight's surprise, only one pony met all of her very scientific criteria! That pony was Moondancer.

"But Moondancer is a mare," said naive, unthinking Twilight.

Fortunately, Moondancer overheard this foalishness and stepped in to save her friend from being illogical.

"We are 97.3% compatible," pointed out helpful Moondancer. And then to illustrate this she kissed her dorky friend and it was NOT gross.

"Thank you for lesbianing me," said Twilight.

(And even if this didn't really happen, Moondancer wrote it as a fictional story and sent it directly to Twilight by Spike-gram.)

THE END

P.S. call me, dork

Comments

[mishun]

* is Moondancer

Very well-researched! Unprecedented statistical power!

[FanOfMostEverything]

Yes. Its glory is now at full splendor. Very good to see.