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The life of a reformed villain is a tough one. It's difficult to find friends who share the mindset of "I wanted to destroy/enslave the world!" due to the peaceful nature of Equestrians.

For such former megalomaniacs, there lies a little-known place called "The Salt Lick", where once a week, if you were evil enough to be a credible threat to Equestria, the barkeep will give you a discount in a night coined as "Villian's Night."

For one such unicorn, her time to discover this haven of enemies turned friends is today.

Rated T for references to alcohol and swearing.

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 20 )

Now this is an interesting premise. My mind is already racing to figure out what will happen next. XD There's only a handful of reformed villains out there, but I look forward to seeing how this turns out, especially if Sunset Shimmer shows up. Heck, maybe Trixie will wander in at the end, and Discord is sure to make an appearance. XD Part of me really hopes Chrysalis shows up, even if she isn't reformed.

Oh this is gonna be fun to read!

KEEP GOING STRONG!!!!!!!

“So Starlight, Are you a real Villain? Like have you caught a real good guy?”

In apologies for the meme I shall continue following you.

I bet Discord gets the Applebloom and then gets drunk on it.

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That’s an idea that is pretty good and I may or may not steal. :twilightsheepish:

8455778 you should credit me haha
Just kidding you don't have to

8455798 but is good idea so i just mite

Since when did Queen Chrysalis become a good guy?

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“Yes, I swore revenge on you all that time ago and all, but this is the one place in Equestria where I’m not immediately thrown out, even undisguised. I’d like to keep it that way.” She held out a holey hoof. “Truce?”

It’s more of a begrudging tolerance of her mortal enemy for the sake of having a safe haven to drink in, I feel.

This is gonna be interesting.

'one last ditch effort and keeping the place alive.' - effort at keeping

Yay, best bughorse.

... Now I'm wondering if the safety questions aren't too keep the skittle moose out.

Well, this is gonna be good.

'She finished of her mug' - off

By this point, Twilight had gotten sick of Starlight’s non-friendship nonsense. “Starlight!” she shrilly shrieked as she carefully tore the door off of it’s hinges, storming into her student’s room, a piece of paper within her magical grasp.

How do you carefully tear a door off it’s hinges?

D'awwww, that's cute, Starlight think anybody cares.

'After the noting' - remove the

Starlight frowned. “Excuse me? I’m one of the greatest mages of our time! I am the mare who broke time itself! I am the pony who enslaved an entire town using nothing but sweet talk and a simple cutiemark replacement spell! I AM THE STUDENT OF PRINCESS TWILIGHT HERSELF! IF I WANTED TO, I COULD BEND TIME TO MY OWN WILL AND BECOME “IMMORTAL” MYSELF, YOU HACKNEYED CHAOS DEITY! DON’T YOU “MORTAL” ME WHEN I COULD TWIST YOUR BODY INTO FORMS SO TWISTED AND PAINFUL, THAT YOU WOULD RUE THE DAY THAT YOU BECAME IMMORTAL AND WISH FOR THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH, ALL BECAUSE YOU FUCKED WITH STARLIGHT GLIMMER!”

.... Woah. Best quote of this story yet!

And then Chryssie strangled her in her sleep. >.> Or tried to, but was too drunk and they ended up sleeping together.

8472171
Shame I wrapped this up. That's a hilarious way to end. But I prefer the sentimental end.

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Why HASN'T Starlight made herself immortal yet?

Ri2

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It was a good comic.

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