Letters from an Evil Empress

by zackepic22

Bonus: Sweetie Drops, Ponyville 01

Dear Empress Daybreaker,

Well, I did the best I could. Miss Bunch wasn’t exactly an easy one to subdue, but, using some dog food and silver flakes, I think I managed pretty well. It’s nice to be noticed, though~

...A-although, I’m not sure exactly what you mean by ‘Skulking around the bushes’ at the Academy. I mean, I do have my eyes on a certain mare in the area. Not sure if she really likes me, though.

Don’t how well I could set a decent spy network in Ponyville. I mean, I do know ponies who live there, but, my expertise has mostly been in monster subduement, so, I'm not really sure how qualified I am for this assignment.

...O-of course, I wouldn’t want you to dirty your hooves either by refusing your orders, so, I’ll try what I can. I know Carrot Top lives there. So does Roseluck. Maybe I can even convince one of her friends to let me know about things. There’s more, but, I can’t be sure of any of them until I go there myself.

Though, rest assured, my empress, I will not fail you! You will soon have all the surveillance over Ponyville that you could possibly want~

Sincerely,

Agent Sweetie Drops

Comments

[The Bricklayer]

And thus the Lyra/Bon relationship begins... Well, one can only hope in this twisted and messed up universe anyways.

[FoxMcCloud7921]

'Skulking around the bushes’ 

Oh my God...

[redmar]

I'm sure that agent Sweetie Drops will soon learn that her expertise is vey valuable in Ponyville because of the Everfree Forest nearby. Lyra will be happy to see her friend again as well.

[SoulstringsReburn]

...A-although.

How do you stumble over your words in a letter? Or am I misunderstanding?