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Locky


wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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8115872
This is the pic that inspired the story, yeah.
Thanks for the support too.

You done good. Looking forward to future content.

This was CUTE. AS. FUCK. :yay::heart:
Following this one, please do write more.
Also, poor Anon/Twily. Children cockblock is a sad condition of the married parent :pinkiesad2:

This is what you get when a mare marked by destiny and innate human engineering creates a baby

I thought it said Congrats, you're dead. that would have been a little confusing.

How the fuck did you go from "anon proves Twilight human cocks are best cocks" to a cute as a button fluffy story of a man, his pony wife and their abomination children? HOW?!? :flutterrage:

It is cute as fuck, though :yay:

8117571
No more internet.
Also, living with ponies for years.
Also, marrying the princess of friendship.
Also, having 6 kids.
Also, that horse pussy.
That changes the man.

8117591 gotta concede on those points. Specially the spoilered one :rainbowlaugh:

What do you mean by "5++"?

8117634
The sixth one can barely walk and can't scream dad yet. Nor can the seventh.
Couldn't find a way to add those two, and really wanted to keep the 'they're running around screaming daddy', so..
Yeah.

Love where the story is going so far... It has just the right amount of comedy and story for it to have the perfect blend... Can't wait for more.

These are the stories I live for. I mean humans falling for ponies, but there lives not just bedroom stuff. I want more! I want to know what each kid is like. How they interact with others. Are they all royals?

First boyfriend for Buttercup!

Cutie marks!

The works!

I also want to know about Applejack, not mentioned here!:ajbemused:

8118556
ehhhhh..
I'm not gonna lie, I already thought about some of this stuff (for the older siblings, of course.) but I have NO idea if I'll ever get there really.
Really, I don't know, I'll eventually do this 'party with the girls', and then.. who knows.
Like I said on the author's notes of the second chapter, the main point of this fic was to let people bask in and take anon's place, if I keep adding this kind of 'personal' stuff, it gets harder and harder. I don't know.

And you're actually right, I totally forgot about AJ hahah, then again, not sure what she'd do in this situation.
But she'll be there next time.

I also had a green about AJ x Anon that I count on posting here, and started working on this fic, but for AJ. (So, with Anon marrying AJ and having a bunch of kids)
But once again, this kind of fic just takes me so long to write, no idea if I'll ever get around to finish and post it.
So, since I'm a sadistic cunt, I'll get your hopes up with this message and then I'll add; don't get your hopes up.

8118597 I'm sorry I forgot everything you said once you said Anon and AJ having a bunch of kids together.

DROP EVERYTHING ELSE! WANT THAT!

This story is just great. There's not enough good 'pony and human have kids together' fics around.

I really like your headcannon about the names. Simple, effective, and better than a lot of ideas I've read about.

Also, holy hay, seven kids??!! They don't have contraception in Equestria? :derpytongue2:

8119112
Well, abortion is obviously banned sorry feminists and that goes for 'oops' pills.
That and heats that makes every mares horny every summers and bam.
Also maybe something something human pheromones something on ponies and vice-versa, or smth.
And the basis on 'academic purpose' was along the lines of 'humans evolved into sex machines and ponies didn't'.
Also, big families are simply great.
This is this fic's cannon ofc. (And will share it with any other fic, unless specified otherwise.)

"It'll be fine. He'll be fine. Maybe he'll become the first pony to land on another planet! Imagine how proud you'll be!"

Either that, or he'll develop weapons that will leap the Equestrian military hundreds of years ahead of where it currently is.

8119405
Nahhh, ponies are too nice and naive for that shit.
If griffins got their talons on those tho..

8119425 Whether their nice or not is irrelevant. Having sufficiently advanced weapons is a deterrent to prevent conflict, so long as that agenda is made clear

If you continue this is there any chance we could have a flashback chapter of the reactions to the news of Twilight's first pregnancy? Because for some reason I would really love to see Celestia's in particular.

8117591 Sex is entertainment. That's why people before Internet had a shitload of kids.

8119605
No idea really.
I love Celestia, and I'd feel super bad if I ever wrote something on her I'd come to regret/need to retcon.
I'd need to think about it a lot.

I can imagine you did another version of this make it like the movie The Conjuring

I would like to point out that you have two stories on the featured list at once. What kind of god are you?

8120250
I never saw that movie, and thus, have no idea what you're talking about.
sry babe
But thanks!

8120544
I know.
I don't even, really. Didn't even know it was possible.

If this wish-fulfilling autistic waifufaggotry is enough to break the site, I have no idea what'll happen with what I'm preparing right now.

"I-I just came here to see what all the fuss is about! N-nothing else!"
She even brought her wonderbolt pillow with her, squeezing it close.
"I'm not scared or anything!"
Saying that, she still steps up to the bed and climb aboard.

My god. Tsundere children. My heart can't take it.

This is fun so far! Twi and Anon have been busy I see :rainbowlaugh:

So. Wait

Oldest girl - Buttercup (9 years)
Oldest Son - Rocket (8)
Twin Boy - Lucky (7)
Twin Girl - Pearl (7)
Youngest Daughter - Melody (5)
The baby (boy) - ?????? (1)
Bun in the oven (early pregnancy)

Is Anon Irish? ( I am.).

Good lord! Twilight's good on you, you are a trooper.

8121482
Whew, if someone got it right then it means I didn't mess up uh feels weird
Don't just go around revealing all my plot twists next aight? jk, you can still try ;)
BC is 9, 10 soon, Rocket 8, Twins 7, Melody is 5 and the baby is 1, soon-ish 2. (But that's the base plan really, don't go and quote me on this later, I may change their age by a couple months or so, if I didn't precise it in the story then I reserve the rights to alter them.)
And Anon can be whatever you want him to be, really.
But when I imagine him, he's your average male and he's green

8121515 I suppose. I picture him green too, but with hair.

Between all the kids and Anon-Twi procreation Spike no doubt moved out?

8121538
I won't ever picture him as such tho, he can be black, white, blue, whatever.
And I'm working on Spike and the rest, their relationships and how it happened on my next fic.
But since I want it to be good, it'll surely take me a while to get right.
I mean, you'll see what I mean when the time comes. hopefully

8121568 Well, I can't wait to see how things turned out for the others:ajsmug:

On a....completely unrelated topic orig04.deviantart.net/4b51/f/2011/199/4/8/mlp_fim__applejack_and_caramel_by_ah_darnit-d40ln88.png

(Walking away)

>people are writing waifu fics about best pony now

About time, thank you based Locky.

That was fun, may I have another? Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work. Deus tecum.

Look around you.
Look around you.
Just look around you.
Have you worked out what we're looking for? Correct the answer is Maths. *sneaks back into a corner*

You've done this on both of your stories. "It was a sensible subject."
Sensible isn't the word you're looking for there. Sensible means it makes sense. The word you are looking for is Sensitive.
If you need proof, I'd be happy to look it up! :3

8123482
Oh, thanks m8, fixed. It goes the other way around in French

8123512 Guessing english isn't your first language? Because there are some spelling and gramical errors.

8123593
Nah, didn't learn English in school either, self taught.
But do tell about those errors, especially the grammatical ones.

oh 1 car :rainbowkiss:
next cap :rainbowlaugh:

Dash wants a car :rainbowdetermined2:
no!!!!!:twilightangry2:

8123512 no problem friend. I understand how it might get confusing if English isn't your first language. English is a hell of a language. :3

This is awsome Also the names you chose are fine. I like the head cannon that names in Equestria are decided by fate. :twilightsmile:

8117571
That's what I want to know. I went into this expecting them to be getting it on clandestinely and anal, basically. Instead we got feels, and constantly wondering: "What the fuck ARE their children, anyways? Carnivorous Ponies, Satyrs, horse-headed midgets or what?"

Not that I'm complaining or anything.

Edit: While "Fate" is a easy way of explaining it, if one takes quantum physics and the fact that things can move through time in the MLP Universe it's probably more like a pony's own actions in attaining their cutie mark is what decides their name, in effect stamping their own identity into existance non-linearly. TL;DR Your actions ripple backwards in time to give your name.

Also, wouldn't Anon technically be royalty now? I think the appropriate title is "Prince Consort".

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