Wow. feel proud of yourself.

I was wondering when the sequel was coming.

(no I wasn't, but I'm glad one did pop up)

This sucked less than you
usually do. Good job.
Please die forever.

well i liked your other stories a lot so i'll stick around. does seem like a fun read so far

Loving the editor comments! That's when you know you've got something good.

Don't worry, I know they're words of endearment.

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My girlfriend likes a guy named Lord Dragon.

Oh! I can't wait to read this! Preemptive Fav and Like!

The title.

Before you can voice your enthusiasm for your date together, though, Gabby points her thumb over her shoulder and says, “But anyway, we’ll discuss ‘us’ when you get back--right now, there’s a settlement out there that needs saving from a dragon, so get to it already!”

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Ayy lmao good job

Interesting idea there, the idea of a guild of monster hunters keeping Equestria safe. I rather like it. I kinda hope someone takes it and runs with it.

8097142 I love all the fucking normies that don't know about your working relationship with Enigmatic Pineapplelover.

It makes me laugh to see people down vote you seriously.

Oh and Enigmatic Shoveapineappleupmyassdaddy, story was good but not gonna inspire anything from me :P

Senpai!!!

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Enigmatic Shoveapineappleupmyassdaddy

What?

8098265 Enigma loves pineapple. He loves it soooooo much you should message him images of pineapple.

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I love all the fucking normies that don't know about your working relationship with Enigmatic Pineapplelover.

Um...

I love all the fucking normies

Err...

fucking normies

Uhh...

fucking norm

I'm trying too hard. I'll leave now.

Just got done reading it. I love it! As usual I prefer substance over clop, but like last time you seem to balance it and make it natural and not blatant. I gotta say I feel the chemistry between her and Slayer more. I like how behind closed doors she genuinely seems to like him, cultivate that more!

Can't wait for more!

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I know right??!

Don't remember reading the prequel to this, but apparently I did and thought it was another story entirely, nice to see that there's more to the story. Will keep an eye on this...

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Nice haiku. Very inspirational.

Well now nothing but wait for this to never be updated.

Bring me one of each. I'll marry them both.

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No... NO! I left him behind in the wastes! I thought I was safe!

8100146 Quick run! I'll cover you with my Fat Man!

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What? Whaddya want?

8098485 is enigmatic secretly katia managan

This is a good read. Following

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Done.

Suds. What a nickname

Well, that was certainly a start. Poor Gabby, she probably has no idea what she agreed on.
Or she knows far too well.

It was quite an underhanded tactic to work on Ember like that to get her to agree (or better said, not immediately and vehemently refuse) to letting Gabby in at least once. But it did work. And he did make a good point - he was not warned of the mating for life.

Welp, time will tell what will be of this - whether a train wreck of hilarity, or something great. Or both. We'll see.

Totally not a pineapple
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Here's the thing about grog, pirates, and scurvy.

Grog is a legitimate drink. Consisting of rum, water, and typically squeezed limes, the drink was rationed out to sailors to prevent scurvy, which is caused by (I think) a severe vitamin c deficiency. Basically a watered down version of a daiquiri.

Alcohol was a commodity, so it was watered down to make it go further, plus the limes for the vitamin c, and the alcohol for it's sugar.

When it came time to get the grog ration, you'd often have to drink it in front of the quartermaster so you weren't able to save the ration and get drunk, and getting drunk at sea was a bad idea.

A sequel? Great stuff.

Hmm… you should buy a boat.

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i find this kind of relationships unhealthy and dangerous, and for that reason and i really like both characters you have my atencion my good man, this can only end badly

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You once asked her how that was even possible, a reptile producing milk, and you recall her staring at you like you were retarded as she answered with “I’m a dragon…”

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Porn when?

8101573 You're right, it's NOT a pineapple! It's a house for an underwater sponge! :D

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKhn5ACNMus <--

8104088 yes, that is exactly what it is

“But anyway, we’ll discuss ‘us’ when you get back--right now, there’s a settlement out there that needs saving from a dragon, so get to it already!”

Another settlement needs your help. I'll mark it on your map.

Gabby might have the patience of a saint, but if this continues any further, then she might put on her gear, grab her crossbow and throw down with Ember in defence of her home.

Time for an Battle Royal!

“Of course. Junior and I do lots of things together,”

"I even made her scrambled eggs."

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roses are red, this part is true,
but violets are violet, not fucking blue!

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I am but a simple man.

I see a sequel to something I liked.

I like.

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And I dub thee officially the most savage man in equestria, well he is the only man in equestria but....yea nevermind.

Good chapter can't wait for more

More must be made... Or I will get my spade.