“Can we move the Rift?” Princess Luna asked the council of assembled scholars. They stood in a conference room in Ponyville’s quaint town hall. Sounds of activity in the office area and the surrounding town seemed somehow slowed and muted, as ponies moved quietly and carefully in this fragile situation.
“I think the question is not whether we can, but whether we should,” the blue stallion doctor told Luna, with a grim expression.
“It would ruin everything in its path, from here to the Badlands,” a pink, red haired scholar known as Cooperate said, “It’s just a bad idea.”
Adjusting her rather racy black tie, the green doctor Ownharp said, “Even if we could clear a path from here all the way to the Badlands, it would destabilize long before that.”
“Could we at least get it a sufficient distance from pony settlements?” Princess Celestia asked tensely.
“With all due respect, your highness,” Dr. Ownharp replied in the smooth Trottingham manner many of these scholars shared, “We don’t get to decide where the Rift goes. It will only follow the Traveller gone through it. If you can convince Rosy Pink to come out of hiding, she could move to where you need the Rift to go.”
“At that point, we simply toss her through the Rift, and the problem is solved,” Princess Luna said impatiently, “We are looking for solutions, not mere idle speculation.”
“At the speed it was going, it couldn’t have made another 20 miles before exploding,” Cooperate pointed out, “It’s going to take out Ponyville one way or another if we turn it loose.”
“Regarding containment,” Princess Celestia said evenly, “The potential for a more secure vessel...”
“Impossible, in the time we’ve got,” the dashing stallion known as Dr. Harness said, shaking his head, “If it’s possible at all, that is. The current vessel is corroding at an accelerated rate; the subdimensional folds seem to be being temporally bent. Even if we replace it every few weeks, the Rift is just going to get less stable from here. I’m afraid that without Rosy Pink, an explosion is... going to happen.”
“What about a controlled explosion?” Cooperate suggested, “Some way to limit the damage to a city block, or...”
“Sure, if you could construct a silverion egg the size of a city block,” Dr. Ownharp replied testily, “And then we’d have a city block sized egg ready to explode on us.”
“Cease with thy objections and present a solution already!” Luna declared tempermentally, “Has anypony an idea what we should do about this?”
Dr. Harness was the one to speak after a time, looking cooly at the night princess and saying, “There is no solution any of us can give you, except that ponies need to get away from this Rift. Our shadow traps are working for now, but if anything more substantial comes through that... isn’t a human, ponies might get badly injured, or worse.”
“You vastly understate the danger, good doctor,” Princess Celestia said frankly, drawing all eyes to the deadly serious princess. “An unstable rift like this could scar Equestria for centuries,” she said, “There may be nothing we can do to stop it. It does seem there is only one feasible course of action. One that gives our little ponies the best chance at minimizing losses and at the very least, surviving.”
The evacuation of Ponyville went about as well as expected. There was a foal screaming in protest as the little colt was taken away from the only home he knew, and at the next house, a mare screaming in protest, as her friends dragged her away from a century of memories and hard work that she had to just leave behind, what she couldn’t carry with her that is.
Ponyville was a dreary, frightening place these days. Pegasi had mostly flown the coop, leaving nopony to manage the twisted, swirling clouds that shaded the sky, silently stirred as if by a great hand around the new Rift site right in the middle of town. Thunder rumbled frequently, with irregular flashes of lightning, but no rain fell.
The Rift had started spewing forth those horrible shadows, or some analog thereof, overwhelming the shadow traps, and its spatial distortions had made at least three anomalous locations in town, where travelling left was the same direction as travelling right. Its effects had none of the guided whimsy Discord brought to town, only a mindless angry intent, like a beast enraged, trapped in a poorly fitting cage.
At least Fluttershy’s flarrets were well fed.
The Bearers had been informally, formally helping where they could. Applejack had hung behind after seeing Granny, Big Mac and Apple Bloom on their way to a little vacation in Appleoosa. She helped Strawberry and her folks, and Bubblegum pack up their affairs, what they could carry in a cart, that is. Strawberry’s family had been living in Ponyville for quite a few generations, and there were a lot of things of value that you couldn’t take with you. Cultivated gardens with some trees and bushes that only bore fruit after ten years of growing. Antique cookware made from rare, high quality, and heavy iron. Top quality stone blocks from the walls of the cellar. Home.
Bubblegum was easier to deal with, having family in Baltimare she could go home to. She was a recent transplant, who followed her friend Sea Swirl to Ponyville, to try and make her own way in life, and didn’t really appreciate having to go run back to momma. Nopony appreciated this. The foals were worse off, because foals have a sixth sense for this sort of thing. They look at the grim expression on your snout, and they know you aren’t planning on having a home to come back to, but they’re too young to understand why.
Well, Applejack didn’t exactly understand why herself, but she understood enough. Of all the ponies in town, there was one pony Applejack wasn’t helping at all anymore, and she wondered if she would ever find it in herself to speak to Twilight Sparkle again. Applejack hadn’t bucked an apple tree in three days, running around and helping the ponies in town. All those apples needed harvesting, but she couldn’t even bring herself to look at them again. She didn’t want to say goodbye.
Fluttershy had been dealing with animals, which were both worse and better than foals. The woods outside of Ponyville were a very quiet place these days, with everything that growls or squeaks absconding for better pastures. Most of what Fluttershy found herself doing was involved in keeping animals from running away. Beloved pets that couldn’t wait for their owners to get ready, Fluttershy had to teach the pets that some things are worth risking one’s safety, and she had to teach the ponies that the pets were right. Ponyville was not a good place to be right now.
Those wonderful creatures that Rosy had discovered, and apparently bred somehow, were invaluable in stopping the shadows from making Ponyville an even less friendly place. Antivores were so rare, possibly because there wasn’t much to eat that didn’t exist. Flarrets, glowflies, dryads, phoenixes, twittermites, healworms, dust vines, and of course the Tantabus. Fluttershy had even once heard a theory that windigoes fed not on hatred, but the absence of friendship. Aside from that, she couldn’t think of any creature who consumed the absence of something.
She wished she knew of a creature who could consume holes in space.
There was no real time table for how long they could keep the Rift stable, but Fluttershy was okay with staying around. She did kind of deserve it, for leaving unsaid what needed to be said, and letting things get worse and worse. She couldn’t believe Twilight simply hadn’t thought to look into the consequences of destabilizing the Rift, vastly shortening their time window to find Rosy Pink, and return her home. Fluttershy hated the thought, that all Rosy had worked for could be for nothing, thanks to the blunders of ponies like her. If Fluttershy herself had to go live her life as a stallion... she didn’t think she would.
Rainbow Dash was never going to lift another cart full of top quality stone blocks if it was the last thing she ever did!
The weather in Vanhoover was snowy this late in the Fall, but much more pleasant than the darkening skies of Ponyville. Unlike some ponies, Rarity was sensible enough to get away from that place. Boutiques could be rebuilt, and dresses resewn, but not if there was nopony to do it. Rarity had no boutique in Vanhoover, at least not yet, but that’s not what she was here for. Rarity’s satellite locations had already each received a pigeon with instructions on who to expect coming from Ponyville, and that they might need to be a place to stay for a while. But in Vanhoover, she was here on a different business.
“With all due respect miss,” the gruff stallion said, only for Rarity to poke the silken puff in his collar, saying,
“With all due respect to you buddy, I’m not exaggerating. I ain’t playing you for a fool. The heart of Equestria is being evacuated, every gosh darn pony within miles SF of Ponyville. You needta get your shelters ready, because there’s gonna be a ton of ponies coming in! You needta open those new buildings, and you need more beds and bedclothes. That’s what I’m here for. All I want is to make sure nopony sleeps in the cold tonight. That’s what’ll go down if you aren’t ready for it.”
“The construction—”
“Put it on hold!” Rarity shouted angrily, “Ponies need what we got right now, not some thing that’ll be ready in a month!”
Rarity sighed, releasing some of the hot anger hidden in her, and sidled up to the stallion, adding, “You’ve been a real pal about all this. I’m sorry I hafta chew your ear off. But I want you to know what we’re looking at, when you make your decision. You don’t want ponies losing their trust in you any more than I do, so be prepared because disaster’s gonna strike. Worst that could happen, either you’ll only need shelter for a BeV of ponies for the next few days or so, and we’ll all go home happy, or you’ll be able ta see with your own eyes why they can’t go back home again. They say not to look directly at it y’know, should the worst possible thing happen.”
“I... hear what you’re saying, miss Rarity,” he said grudgingly, “And I really am grateful you’re helpin’ setting up all of this. All I can promise ya is I’ll see what I can do. I ain’t gonna risk ponies by trying to shelter them in places that are going to fall down don’t y’know.”
“I couldn’t ask for better, mister Mayor,” Rarity said with a practiced smile of relief, “You don’t have to promise me nothing. I just wanted you t’know what’s going on, in case anypony tries to give you a different story.”
“It sure is a relief to get the straight story from a trusted tail,” he said with a matching smile, “I should be thanking you, really. With how much you helped the city way back when, you’ve never shown anything other than good heart. You can bet the council’ll be hearing about this. I don’t suppose we could stop for a coffee after this is over?”
“Sure, I could go for a cup of Joe,” Rarity said, sighing inwardly. She really needed to think about perhaps occasionally going out with stallions who weren’t already married. But she did have him over a barrel, and the least she could do was give the mayor of Vanhoover a pleasant afternoon. “I’ll let you know when I’m free.”
Rarity traipsed down the stairs with a rough grace to her stride, heading out of city hall. She swaggered down the street, and ducked around the corner, where she leaned up against the wall. Once she’d gotten a moment to herself, Rarity grimaced and gagged, wiping at her tongue with her hooves.
“This is why I don’t come here anymore,” she groaned, sinking down against the wall.
Mr. and Mrs. Cake were already gone. They left a week ago, taking their foals to safer pastures. Sugarcube Corner was closed and quiet, and eerie underneath the swirling stormclouds. Most ponies were smart enough to get the hay outta Ponyville, perhaps into Dodge, or wherever else they chose to flee. Pinkie Pie remained though, because of all the ponies foolish enough to stay, Pinkie Pie was one of the few who deserved it.
Pinkie Pie watched from afar as the stragglers packed up their things and readied to leave. She saw Berryshine packing a cart, while her little Ruby fussed at her tearfully, and after some debate, a kind of expensive looking jug was tossed out and a large plush bear was put in its place. She just watched Berry breaking down in tears, looking at her house, and Pinkie couldn’t help her at all.
Pinkie wanted to approach her. She wanted to help, but Berryshine knew Rosy Pink. Pinkie had seen them together many times, talking and laughing, and being friends with each other. Pinkie Pie would have been surprised if Berryshine ever spoke with her again! Golden Grape came to help Berry pack up her stuff, and herself, and Pinkie was curious when they’d become friends, but that had to do with Rosy too.
She saw Vanilla Sweet trotting along with some visitor who’d come all the way up from Andalusia to help get her to safety, and Pinkie Pie couldn’t ask about him, because no way Vanilla would talk with her either. Not after what Twilight did to her friend, thanks to Pinkie Pie. Pinkie saw Seaswirl, and Goldenrod, and everywhere she looked she saw ponies touched by Rosy Pink, and hurt by Pinkie and her friends.
Then Pinkie saw somepony else who was foolish enough to stay, except she didn’t deserve it at all. She just noticed Bluebell peeking out the closed curtains on the window of her house, not packing her things, not leaving Ponyville or anything. She had a foal! Pinkie Pie couldn’t let either of them risk their lives needlessly, but what could she say to them?
Bluebell was the pony who would have hated Pinkie Pie most of all. Bluebell saw Pinkie and her friends at their worst, and she knew that this was all Pinkie’s fault. What could Pinkie say to her that didn’t end in more shouting and tears? What could Pinkie say to anypony?
“Bluebell, you have to leave.”
“Why should we leave?” the blue pegasus replied obstinantly to Pinkie Pie, standing in the doorway of her house, standing stiff legged around Pinkie ever since the... day that everything went really wrong.
“Ponyville’s too dangerous!” Pinkie Pie protested, looking in vain for the filly who still hid from her. “You have to leave, before something goes really, really wrong! Just look outside at all this... dark, empty, swirly bad weather not-goodness!”
“I didn’t leave when you brought Discord down on our heads,” Bluebell insisted, “You fought Tirek in the middle of town! How is this any different?”
“The difference is that this time, we have a warning!” Pinkie replied urgently, “We stopped the... we held off the bad stuff, and now you have a chance to escape! Tirek didn’t give you a chance. He was already here. And with D-Discord, there was nowhere to escape. But now if you... if you leave now, you could get outside the area of destruction in just a few hours! And when it... if it goes bad, you’ll be safe.”
“I suppose you’re right, it was kind of hard to flee without any warning,” Bluebell said suspiciously, “But you’re still here! Why do I have to run, if you think it’s safe enough to come yell at me even more?”
“I’m not—!” Pinkie stopped and took a breath. “I’m not yelling, I’m just trying to help you. And I don’t think it’s safe to stay here, not even for me. But I don’t care about me! You and Rainy didn’t do anything to deserve this!”
“And you did?” Bluebell asked crossly.
“Yes!” Pinkie insisted, “I did a lot of bad things, and I was a downright meanie pants to you, and Rosy I just... I walked in on her, and I get in everypony’s way, and I’m sorry but...”
This wasn’t working. Pinkie Pie was supposed to be inspiring her to leave, not cowering before her! “I’m sorry I... listened to Twilight, and didn’t even try to stop her like you did,” Pinkie admitted shakily, “You hid Rosy and... and your filly was so brave that it made us all so hopping mad, and all I ever did was help Twilight get worse.”
“Pinkie, is it really so bad?” Bluebell asked, tail low in worry. “We’ll just weather this like we weathered everything... else.”
“I’m sorry Bluebell, but it really is so bad,” Pinkie replied, a little deflated herself, “If anything else goes wrong, the whole town, and country, and everypony in it could be just... gone. You need to leave.”
“I almost paid off the house!” Bluebell protested tearfully, “It was my first real... it was going so well! And now we’re going to lose it... all? This is my home now!”
She toed at the the ground mournfully, while Pinkie said in what she hoped was a soothing tone, “It’s just for a few days, until me and my friends try... whatever. Then you can come back and maybe everything will be fine, and your home won’t be vaporized or anything. But if it’s not... at least you’ll be alive. Maybe you can... rebuild. Sorta?”
“But what about Rosy Pink?” Bluebell asked in alarm, “I have to stay here, because what if she comes back, and we’re not here? She could stop by any day now, and I bet she would know how to save the... town.”
“Well, maybe you should leave a note,” Pinkie Pie said tiredly, “Telling Rosy that she shouldn’t be here right now because it’s dangerous, and telling her where you’re staying outside of Ponyville, so she can find you.”
Pinkie thought that was some clever advice, but when Bluebell didn’t respond, just standing there in her doorway, staring at the ground with her ears low, Pinkie had to ask, “Do you have any place you can stay, outside of Ponyville?”
“S-some relatives in Cloudsdale,” Bluebell said mutedly, “But I don’t know about Rainy. They don’t... know about her yet. It’s... complicated.”
Pinkie Pie silently wavered a moment, before hesitantly asking, “You’re a... really strong pony, right?”
“Well, I mean, um...” Bluebell replied, edging back into her house, “Kind of, yeah?”
“Don’t worry I’m glad you are,” Pinkie said quickly, “I just have seen you on construction crews, but never doing weather work.”
“Well I sure don’t know a cloud from a fog bank,” she said with a blush, “When ponies are constructing things, I guess I haul stuff and... these days I’ve been digging out roads. I’m hardly in the shelter anymore at all, since we... got this house and all.”
“I’m just asking, because I might know somewhere you could go,” Pinkie told her, “It’s not the... happiest place, but there’ll be plenty for you to do.”
“Really?” Bluebell asked, surprised, and her foal was even peeking out from behind her legs, “You’d share something like that with me? But I’ve been a jerk to you!” Blushing, she stammered, “T-t-that’s not what I meant, I mean...”
“You haven’t done anything I wasn’t really asking for,” Pinkie Pie assured her, “I don’t think you’re a jerk at all. You’re just in a ...tricky situation sometimes. I’m the one who was a jerk to you! We even broke into your house!”
Bluebell smiled incredulously at that, saying, “Gosh, and I thought you were mad with me. Is that why you haven’t been talking with me?”
Pinkie nodded glumly.
“Well, it was upsetting, sure, but I mean...”
Bluebell seemed to have a hard time putting it to words, so her blue haired, yellow filly squeezed between her blue furred legs and squeaked up at Pinkie assertively, “Rosy got away, so it’s okay!”
“Y-yeah I guess she did...” Pinkie said with a blush, looking down at little Rainy Feather. She was getting so big these days, it wouldn’t be long before she was her own pony, assuming nothing happened to her in the meantime. She almost came up to Pinkie Pie’s chin!
“So, no hard feelings,” Bluebell replied, drawing Pinkie’s attention again, “I just want to put this all behind us and just have everything be okay in Ponyville again.”
Pinkie wanted to assure them both that it would be okay, that Pinkie and her friends would figure something out and save the day, but she just... didn’t know anymore. She didn’t know if she and her friends could fix their own problems before the Rift went kablooey.
“South of the Ghastly Gorge, there’s a little... rock farming community,” Pinkie replied shiftily, “They’re always looking for ponies who can lift and um...” she slightly leaned to glance at Bluebell’s folded wing, “...cut rocks. If you go there, tell them you’re friends with Pinkie Pie, and I’m sure they’ll give you and...your foal a place to stay.”
“Pinkie... thank you,” Bluebell said with an uncertain smile, “I guess that’s the best we could ask for. And I want you to know I don’t blame you for what the princess did.”
“Do you blame Twilight?” Pinkie Pie asked quietly.
“Well... yeah?” Bluebell said curiously, “She’s the one who put us all in danger.”
“She would never have done it if I hadn’t hurt her,” Pinkie Pie said seriously, “I made Twilight upset, and... sick, and I didn’t even know it, until... this happened.”
“You didn’t mean to though,” Bluebell insisted, “You didn’t want to hurt me or Rainy or... Rosy, like the princess did.”
“I don’t know if you’ll ever believe me, Bluebell,” Pinkie Pie said sadly, “But Twilight never wanted to hurt anypony either.”
Twilight Sparkle wandered the abandoned streets alone. This was an odd thought for Pinkie Pie to have as she stared at Bluebell’s house, now cold and empty for two days. Bluebell was one of the stragglers, so not many ponies were left anywhere near Ponyville anymore. Pinkie had managed to save a lot of them, even Fluttershy, she hoped. There were a few scientist ponies in the vicinity of the Rift. Just a skeleton crew of the Trotwood team brave, or stupid enough to stick around to try and keep things stable. All the new human ponies had been spirited away to safety, since without Rosy they couldn’t stop the Rift from destabilizing, not any more than anypony else.
Looking around for Twilight, Pinkie noticed there were a disturbing number of ponies, who couldn’t be convinced to leave. She saw Junebug who just waved at Pinkie like it was another ordinary day. She saw Bonbon, who had sent Lyra packing, but was still here standing around for... reasons? Derpy was still fluttering around seemingly without a care, and that eccentric inventor by the name of Time Turner was sneaking around behind buildings as if he didn’t think anypony knew he was there. Ponies had so much trust in the Bearers, it was scary, because they were still here, the egg thingy around the Rift was getting all rusty and yucky, and Pinkie still didn’t know if she could do anything about it.
Thunderlane and Rainbow Dash were swooping around overhead, pretty much alone in trying to deal with this gloomy weather, just trying to keep things from getting worse. There were some ponies from town hall, the mayor and the purple organizer known as Amethyst Star. They were seen talking quietly with the princesses... the two princesses, and their retainer of guards. There were a few police ponies poking around for stragglers they could hustle out of town, like that pony Pinkie had never seen before, or Press Pass, who was trying to avoid them in order to report the last moments of Ponyville, Orange Swirl who—wait a minute.
Pinkie Pie took a second look at the mare creeping about the city streets. She was just an earth pony of colors blue and raspberry red. There was nothing unusual about her, save for the fact that Pinkie couldn’t recall ever seeing her before. Pinkie had heard about her once before... from a pony who visited from Tall Tale, who said she was really nice and helpful. But it wasn’t the same knowiness that Pinkie Pie usually had for ponies. It was an unknowiness, like somepony who didn’t quite fit in the grand scheme of things.
Was it one of the human ponies who were still wandering around for some reason? But that was impossible! The humans had gotten pulled through just a little over a week ago, but it was three months ago that Pinkie Pie heard from Lavender Skies about this pony. Blue... something. Pinkie Pie didn’t know her name.
Pinkie Pie didn’t know her name.
With dark clouds swirling overhead in the quiet, cold, mostly empty streets, Pinkie Pie saw what could have been their salvation, or their doom. The... the pony who had to be Rosy Pink, she didn’t even know that Pinkie knew. How could Pinkie Pie possibly know, if Rosy had changed her colors? Was that a thing you could even do? Rosy’s mane was no longer pink, but more along the lines of Roseluck’s magenta mane, and her fur was no longer cream colored, but a striking, cerulean blue.
Pinkie stared, frozen with terrible indecision. What she had to do was obvious. If Rosy returned home, all this could be avoided. All Pinkie Pie had to do was sound the alarm, and chase Rosy down, and throw her through the... throw her through the Rift. And make Rosy be something she didn’t want to be, and banish her from Equestria forever.
It could save pony lives, even if the ponies here all knew what they were getting into. It could save... Ponyville. It could bring everypony back, hale and whole. It wouldn’t force ponies to choose between which of their most precious possessions to leave behind. It could put a smile on Bluebell’s face, when the house trust that she finally earned was safe and sound. It would be absolutely, horribly, terrible if her house got blown up and Bluebell couldn’t live here anymore. And it would be terrible for Rosy if she had to... had to be a human, and a stallion, and go through that, but so many other ponies were depending on that happening. Pinkie had to raise the alarm! It was the only way!
Pinkie Pie stood there, and did nothing.
A curiously giddy relief warred with the guilt looming up inside her as Pinkie Pie just couldn’t do it. She couldn’t choose between Rosy and... and everypony else. Ponyville was just going to be destroyed, and that was that. Ponies just had t-to get interrupted a little early, because Pinkie Pie wasn’t going to do it. She couldn’t hurt Rosy, not again, not even if it... saved everything.
Then Pinkie Pie finally spotted Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight Sparkle wandered the streets alone. Mumbling to herself with a book floating in her face, always trying to find a solution to this mess. To Pinkie’s horror, Twilight was wandering straight for a collision course with the magenta blue mare. Neither pony seemed to notice the other. Rosy was looking the other way as if worried about something coming from over there, and Twilight was... well... learning how to read again. Not much would disturb her from that.
Pinkie didn’t want Rosy to go! She just couldn’t stand it! She ran forward, but stopped, but how could she interfere without warning Twilight, and the princesses and the guards, and why was Rosy Pink even here if she wasn’t going to return home? It was the moment of truth. Rosy’s blue-furred rump was going to smack into the side of Twilight’s head if neither of them moved out of the way. So Pinkie dashed forward and hipchecked Rosy—or whatever she was called now, sending her sprawling sideways while announcing to Twilight,
“Hey! Twilight! Long time no see!”
Pinkie smiled.
“Did you just... knock somepony over?” Twilight said, looking up from her book in surprise.
“No!” Pinkie said, “I mean, yes! I mean, nevermind her! Why don’t we go talk about your... Introductory Equestrian Grammar textbook? Wouldn’t that be fun?”
“Pinkie, what’s going on?” Twilight asked, looking suspiciously at the mare. No!
“Yeah, what’s going... on?” the mare said in a worryingly familiar voice, climbing to her hooves. Nonono, couldn’t she have changed her voice? This was terrible! “I was busy uh, walking here!”
“I–I just thought you m-maybe might just accidentally bump into the princess,” Pinkie babbled frantically, “And she might change you into a toad or whatever Princesses are supposed to do to ponies.”
“That sounds more like a witch than a princess,” the mare said with a raised eyebrow. That got a chuckle out of Twilight, who admonished Pinkie,
“I am not considered a princess anymore, you know that...” she looked at the mare again, suspiciously, “Wait, did you just call me a witch?”
“Not if you are going to change me into a toad, uh, princess,” the mare replied, irises narrowing.
“You know, a lot of ponies call me a witch behind my back, but there’s only one pony who ever said it to my face,” Twilight said, peering thoughtfully into the mare’s strikingly violet eyes, the same shade as Twilight’s own. “What’s your name, if I might ask?”
“B-blue Raspberry,” the mare stammered, taking an involuntary step back, “I’m really sorry,” she said, “I didn’t mean to upset you, I just...”
“And were you always called this, Blue Raspberry?” Twilight asked.
“Sure were!” Blue Raspberry said with a nervous twitchy smile, “That’s what my mother named me.”
“And what was her name?” Twilight asked cooly.
“Blue uh—Rasp...melon...um—” the mare stammered.
“Stop scaring this nice innocent normal pony, Twilight!” Pinkie exclaimed, trying to step in between them. “She’s not a human pony, and she’s not Rosy Pink because... because... because look, she has a story mark!”
Pinkie almost collapsed in relief herself at that revelation. The mare they were facing had three very distinct magenta raspberries on her blue hips. “Oh thank goodness,” Pinkie told herself, and also out loud to Twilight, “I thought for a minute she had to secretly be Rosy Pink, and all this time she just changed her colors somehow. But even you said that humans can’t get story marks.”
“I think we all have Rosy on the mind,” Twilight said a little nervously to Pinkie, then turning to the mare, “Sorry miss, I didn’t mean to be rude.”
“N-no it’s fine, um...” the mare said, in a voice that was still hauntingly familiar, even after not having heard it in so long. “Sorry, days of walking were not —” was as far as she got, before somepony emptied out their bathwater from the second story, soaking Blue Raspberry from withers to tail.
Silence descended.
Pinkie wondered what was—Blue Raspberry bolted, right as Twilight Sparkle squealed roughly, “Help! Guards!” She lit up her horn and snagged the fleeing Raspberry by the tail, shouting, “It’s the Traveller!”
The mare’s flight had turned to a panicked flailing in mid-air as Twilight grunted with effort, resisting the mare’s efforts to break free, and now Pinkie could see it. The mare’s story marks had melted and run right off the sides of her hips, leaving her hindquarters blue, but bare.
“Guards! Please!” Twilight begged in a choked voice, and Pinkie’s head spun to face her friend, who sinking to the ground, eyes flowing with tears, her horn flickering as she cried, “I can’t do this! I can’t do this!”
While the guards trotted away from the princesses to surround Blue Raspberry, Pinkie rushed to her sobbing friend, hugging her desperately while Twilight wept over and over again, “I’m sorry... I’m so sorry... I’m so sorry...”
Twilight Sparkle just wanted to make things better. She just wanted to be better. She didn’t want to be standing here, here in the beautiful kingdom of Equestria, watching Rosy Pink forced to leave it forever. Everything would be wonderful after this. Applejack would speak to her again, because her farm would be saved. Twilight’s friends would return and comfort her as well as they could. Her library would still be standing, her precious books untouched. She wouldn’t be a princess in title, but that was perhaps a better outcome than when she had started.
There would be no humans to trouble their world anymore. None of their fascinating and twisted culture, no strange movies of herself that shouldn’t be, no strange technologies such as the Internet or ICBMs, and no strange coupling between light and magnetism. It would, like every story, end, and everypony could go home shaken, but still sound, with their homes still intact, everypony except for one single pony whose fondest dreams were going to die.
Twilight tried to understand it, just why Rosy, now named Blue Raspberry in trying to escape their wrath, why she didn’t want to be a stallion again, or to return to her old world. Fluttershy had spoke quietly with her about it, and it was painfully obvious, once Twilight was no longer... doing it again. Rosy would suffer simply because she loved being a mare, and she loved Equestria, even more than most Equestrians. The most Rosy could wish for now was not to forget her fond memories of something that she loved, that was lost to her forever.
It would be just like if Twilight had to leave Ponyville forever, only knowing it as a fond memory, never to see her friends again. Twilight hadn’t been born in Ponyville any more than Rosy Pink had been born in Equestria. Twilight would have to make new friends in an alien world that just doesn’t make sense, with no hope of ever reuniting with her old ones, and... somehow Raspberry was the same way. Somehow Equestria had become her home, long before she even came here, and now to save them all, they had to send her away.
The Royal Guard dealt with Blue Raspberry in the end. The Bearers were only allowed to stand helplessly by, with whatever other ponies who wanted to come witness this event. This... betrayal of everything good and just in the world. It was impossible, inconceivable, yet there they were, just standing on the sidelines, while Blue Raspberry got escorted to her doom.
Well, some of them at least. It was so rushed, a lot of Twilight’s friends never even knew what was going on. Rarity was still off fielding refugees in Vanhoover, and Pinkie had convinced Fluttershy to go east to help with the other coast’s communities. Applejack was nowhere to be found, probably somewhere lost out in the orchard, among the trees she loved. That left Pinkie Pie to the left of Twilight Sparkle, and Rainbow Dash above her, with nothing to do but watch.
The swirling clouds overhead cast an ominous atmosphere as Blue Raspberry was escorted along with her entourage. She was at the lead, but there were more ponies accompanying her. Ponies who had trouble walking: human ponies. Most were silent and stoic, many relieved they would soon be human again, but staying quiet about it for the sake of those who were crying for the lost opportunity, wishing that their story didn’t have to end this way.
There were ponies in the crowd of spectators who were crying too. Ponies who knew Rosy, who hadn’t fled too far away to return to Ponyville to see her sentence carried out. Bluebell was here, and nopony bothered her or her crying foal. A foal who never should have to face something like this. Nopony should ever face something like this. Nopony should ever face their entire family dying before their eyes, but this... this was something else. Pinkie Pie grew up into a wonderful pony with lots of friends and a real second family. She... endured and prospered, and was a better pony for having experienced her loss.
This? Nopony was learning any lesson from this. There would be nopony who could comfort that foal, or tell her that Rosy was in a better place now, because whether Rosy or Blue Raspberry, the place she was returning to was not her home anymore. The person Raspberry was becoming was not herself.
Twilight knew that the needs of the many should come before the needs of the few, but... what were they even saving? A neurotic baker, a friendly farmer, a sophisticated dressmaker, a reclusive animal caretaker, a daredevil weather pony, and a librarian. That was Twilight’s small window into the many that they would be saving. Many ponies who all had... good lives, and deserved to live them, but now their lives would all depend on sending a wonderful young mare who had been a friend to all... into suffering without end. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, but what does it say about the many, when the few have to suffer for them? Were they even worth saving, if the only way the many could be saved was for one pony to be so terribly... lost?
Twilight didn’t know, and as the guards formed a closed half-ring around the Rift, and pushed Rosy forward, a desperate need to do something rose in the beleagured librarian. The princesses weren’t even looking at Rosy. Princess Luna was presiding behind the guards in case of emergency, but she was looking away and closing her eyes wearily. Princess Celestia was presiding on the other side, not looking at Rosy, but instead giving Twilight a sympathetic, pleading and sorrowful look. A look of... familiarity. No. No!
The guards were ready for Twilight’s blind rush forward; she knew they would be, but she couldn’t just stand there. She had no plan in mind, just an overpowering need to do something, to fix her mistake, to find another way. What could she do? All the magic in the world couldn’t make this better. “It should be me!” she screamed, her eyes flooding with tears as they pulled her back, “It should be me!”
The strange, yet familiar raspberry-haired blue pony turned then, and gave a surprised look, briefly meeting Twilight’s eyes. On seeing Twilight, Blue Raspberry’s features softened, and she gave her a gentle, soothing smile. Then Blue Raspberry turned to face the Rift again—its silvery containment now a mess of corrosion and soldering—and walked forward. This was the pony they were going to have to sacrifice. This was the pony who—
Tears still streaming down her burning eyes, Twilight sunk to her haunches, unable to look away, but not wanting this to happen. This was wrong. Something was wrong. It shouldn’t be Rosy. It should’ve been Twilight. She was the one who deserved this, and it wouldn’t work because the Rift only cared about the thrice doomed Rosy Pink.
Even with its shell in place, the heat from the Rift could be felt from 200 feet away. The technicians removed the shell, and it pretty much crumbled apart on its own as they touched it, scrambling away to relative safety. The Rift emerged, an angry red, pulsing tear in space sending ripples outward that disturbed the crumbled dust and debris around it and shook through their very bones.
The throbbing seemed to ease and the oppressive heat died away, as Rosy approached the Rift, her hooves making little puffs of dust as she waded through the disintegrated rubble at the epicenter. Behind her came a line of ponies, one pony and one guard for each human that had fallen through the rift.
Once again before Rosy’s eyes, the hole in space blossomed and grew, opening like a sphincter, or a wound, the edges ragged and crackling with dull red lightning. Within was... what looked like an abandoned city, like the streets of Manehattan, except that there was rubble everywhere, and everypony, or everyhuman, was completely absent. There was one odd looking metallic cart near the portal, but it looked like it had long since been abandoned. No carts were pulled on the strange black roads, no creatures travelled the sidewalks, or sold trinkets from carts on the street corner. This was where the Rift had... ended up. Right in the middle of a road. No wonder they abandoned the city.
Twilight stared through it with a burning curiosity that she no longer tried to hold down. Anything to avoid thinking about the mare approaching the portal. How big were their cities? Twilight hadn’t thought to check. Did they hitch themselves differently to their carts, with only two feet to pull with? The edges of her vision were darkening, but she stared even more desperately. Did they really explore the entire globe? Did it happen recently, or were there any abandoned, forgotten ruins that nopony had explored for centuries? How do telephones really work? How could something be both a particle and a wave?
Rosy hesitated at the last minute, freezing in front of the portal. Reluctant to the end, it seemed. But what could she do to escape? The guards were taking no chances, ready to intercept any attempt to run away or disable them, and the hungry Rift felt like it was reaching out, to snatch Rosy and take her away from them forever. The blue and maroon pony stared into the face of certain doom as the Rift began to crawl towards her, then on the other side of it, some humans ran into view dressed in strange looking armor with thick face masks. Rosy stomped hard on the ground, kicking up what looked like a ball on a string, or a dark grey balloon that popped up in the air. Another swift kick with her foreleg sent the thing flying through the portal straight at the humans, as she turned to look up behind herself, and shouted, “Now!!”
The Rift slammed closed in an instant, the searing heat blasting outward with an angry rumbling. Rosy lifted a hoof as though to shield her face, but then brought it slamming down again. The guards barely had time to step forward when the blue maroon pony stomped the ground one more time, and a second... grey... balloon popped up, but this one she kicked hard. Its cord trailed down behind it as her kick sent it soaring up into the air. An orange pegasus was diving out of nowhere then, with flight goggles pushing back his bright red hair, swooping down and snatching it in his hooves. Then he took off vertically into the sky in an explosion of power. The cord grew taut as its slack ran out, right up to the aperture of the Rift.
And the angry, pulsing hole in space began to follow.
It chased after the fleeing pegasus, and his... tethered ball whose cord was going through the Rift to its matching twin that... was a sympathetic charm; this was brilliant, no this was insane!! Relief and horror flooded into her as Twilight stared straight up along with everypony else while around her the rumbling died down and the heat faded. Twilight couldn’t even—she—she couldn’t even....
Around where the Rift had risen into the sky, the debris settled, and a cool breeze started to blow through the area. Pegasus guards made to pursue the fleeing orange pegasus and his rift, but Princess Celestia shouted, “Hold!” and they stopped in mid-air, joining everypony else in just... watching.
Far overhead, a green pegasus was flying up to meet the orange one, who then swooped into a slow diving glide as the green one continued upward, finally penetrating the swirling clouds covering the skies of Ponyville. An instant later, the Rift followed, and blew the clouds outward into a giant ring, a silent explosion as it passed through them, that sent sunlight streaming down from overhead. Ponies winced, shading their sensitive eyes, and the green pegasus could no longer be seen in the bright blue sky.
“Blue Raspberry,” the golden princess said, looking steadily at the nervous looking pony at the center of it all, with no less than a dozen spears trained on her.
“Yes, your highness?” the raspberry haired earth mare asked politely, backing up a step still ankle deep in suspiciously well placed dust, freezing as her blue furred rump met spear points.
“What is this?” Celestia said, gesturing overhead with a hoof without looking away from the mare.
“We’re uh... taking the Rift to a safe distance,” Raspberry said with a blush in her cheeks, “Straight up, about SF miles... it should take her about C.F minutes.”
“...and how much time until the Rift cascades under these conditions?” the princess asked.
“I don’t know, your highness,” Raspberry replied with lowering ears. “Hopefully enough.”
Celestia didn’t mince words. “Everypony run!” she shouted, rearing back away from Blue Raspberry to project at the crowd, “Get as far away from this place as you can! Go!”
The ponies were galvanized like lightning by the actual fear in the princess’s voice, and maybe a healthy dose of magic. Technicians, bystanders, guards, the Bearers, with a rumbling of hooves everypony scattered, running full tilt away from the epicenter. Even the human ponies tried to run, starting to panic as they fell over their own hooves. Rosy herself dashed away like the legions of Tartarus were on her heels, but in her own blind panic it was easy to pluck her off of the earth, until she found herself floating in the golden light of Princess Celestia.
“Luna!” Princess Celestia shouted to the one who was not so moved by the power of her voice, “Help them!” she declared in a desperate pleading tone, waving her hoof at the ponies who had fallen and couldn’t get up.
“Understood, sister,” Luna said seriously, trotting up and collecting the various ponies in her magic, whispering to them soothing half-truths, that they needed to calm down, and everything was going to be okay.
“We are going to have a long conversation, you and I,” Princess Celestia said, staring the purple eyed Blue Raspberry muzzle to muzzle.
Perhaps wisely, and definitely terrified, Blue Raspberry didn’t choose the current moment to speak.
Celestia waited long enough to see Luna had gathered the ponies who couldn’t run, and successfully gated them out of the area. Then she and Raspberry went on a little teleportation themselves, straight to the Canterlot dungeons. They didn’t see much use, these dungeons, nor would they, because as soon as Raspberry saw she had entered those damp stone cells, she outright begged the princess, saying, “Please, Princess! I need to see it! I promise I won’t run away, and I promise I’ll explain. Just can you... can you come watch with me? I won’t run away I just need to know if it... if it worked.”
“I have serious doubts to your veracity,” Princess Celestia said flatly, “But such an event has not happened in over years VeP. There may be no pony left alive who has seen it, other than myself. ...very well then, Blue Raspberry. We shall see the extent of your folly.”
In the tallest tower of Canterlot, a massive telescope was mounted, for gazing at the stars. They would need no such thing for a pony and her princess, who came walking out onto the balcony, with only a dizzying drop for what looked like miles below to the valley floor. Not what one would normally think of as a prison cell, it was still adamantly clear that Raspberry had nowhere else to go.
Elsewhere in Canterlot, Princess Luna took a head count, and every human pony was accounted for, Blue Raspberry excepted. They huddled around her like foals, some literally foals, while she spread her wings over them and looked westward, facing her own shadow as the afternoon sun burned down overhead.
In an undisclosed location, a certain team of quite possibly soon to be banished science ponies were training their telescopes and measuring instruments at the sky, shouting at each other rapidfire commands.
Pinkie Pie was neck and neck with Rainbow Dash as they tore away from that epicenter as fast as their hooves and wings respectively could take them.
Everypony else, for the most part, had no warning.
Amid the dust in the zone of destruction in the center of Ponyville, a purple wing flapped up. With a wingbeat, the dust blew away from a lilac pony laying on the ground.
“Huh?” Twilight Sparkle said groggily, struggling to her hooves. She brushed herself off, then folded her wings, rubbing her eyes sleepily.
“I must have passed out,” Twilight remarked, looking around at the empty square, “Where is everypony? Did I miss something?”
Then there was a second sun in the sky.
Well, you sure took you sweet time on writing this chapter, you must have been slaking off on your writing lately, haven't you? Still, was certainly quite the climax you have built with this chapter and I did like all the dreariness of how things seemed to lead to the inevitable doom of Ponyville. I am not sure why Rosy somehow decided to come back to Ponyville fully knowing that they would be looking out for? I wonder who was that orange pegasus that graved the porthole and sacrificed himself for it, I am not even sure that he had anything to do with Rosy to beguine with as it seemed to be as much of a surprise to her as the others was. Perosnally I would be more incline to believe that Twilight should be punished for flagrant abusing her executive powers like she did and to violet ponies rights when it was convenient for her, circumvented the of law , assaulted Rosy character with slander used civilians as thugs to enforce will, to hold rosy against her will, harassment and destabilizing the the porthole only compounds. Rosy on the other hand was an illegal immigrant assaulted a princess evaded arrest and all that could be defended on the grounds that she never had the chance to plead her case to stay in Equestria and was being victimized by the the highest authority of that land with no recourse even allowed to her, legitimate self defense , which she should be acquitted for all that.
Many this story is a rollercoaster.
Jeezels creezles. This story seriously is a roller coaster. Fortunately I read Feeding problems (which was great) so I had an idea of what I was getting into.
Mmmm, to be fair she had a lot of help getting there, mostly from twiggles help. And she did just stop the issue. Except for all the ancillary damage anyway. Oh and the trauma of course.
Although Celestia was happy to overlook those issues when twilight mostly fixed a disaster. That she caused... Celestia knows twilight, and presumably loves her as a close friend, hell many authors portray them as a mother/daughter relationship. That being said Celestia's attitude being understandable doesn't really make it less... whats the word i'm looking for? Foul? Disgusting? Hypocritical? Yes, hypocritical. Well hopefully she actually listens to what Rosy has to say, not getting my hopes up though.
Celestia's track record is... spotted, not to mention there are a lot of dangling plot hooks.
Like Discord.
Don't think hes gonna show up anymore.
Kind of a light chapter plot wise, mostly delving into peoples thoughts and feelings. Glad Ponyville didn't blow up, didn't really think it would happen (for a lot of reasons), but I did not expect Rosy to come back and handle it. I am surprised, almost astounded actually. I was not expecting medal of honor levels of bravery from her, and the group of ponies she got to help her.
Also how did she find out?
I wonder who's going to get the public backlash for this? You would think pony's would find out, hey Rosy saved us again, neat... She got arrested?!?!?!? again! WTF princess! If I lived in Ponyville I would be pretty pissed.
As usual excited for the next chapter.
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That disgusting feeling most likely comes from the fact that despite everyone seeming to come to an understanding that this problem stems from Twilight Sparkle (and to some degree her friends), Celestia appears to still put most if not all of the blame of this on Rosy. At least if previous chapters are any indication.
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I was one day late!
Oh, I'm sure you'll find out someday far, far in the future.
Yeah, somepony should revoke her status as a princess, or something!
Hey look on the bright side, if Equestria was like the USA, not only would she be unable to plead her case, she'd be held without trial, abused in prison, then dumped in the middle of the desert so she couldn't survive to complain about being deported.
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How many? Two? Three? I only count one story...
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Why would he show up when the ponies are already doing his work for him?
Oh, Celestia you got some splainin to do!
You know, except for the part where the Rift exploded
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Twilight's already broken and defeated though. What's she going to do, cry ponies to death? Rosy's still a very active and present danger, especially considering she just made a decision that risked untold destruction, completely behind their backs.
re antivores:
Neat.
"Rainbow Dash was never going to lift another cart full of top quality stone blocks if it was the last thing she ever did!"
:)
"within miles SF of Ponyville"
Nice round 100 in Base 10. :)
...Also, what is going on with Rarity's accent?
"for a BeV of ponies"
...Huh. Interesting. Not encountered that notation before, I don't think. From the context, some sort of exponential notation, perhaps?
Interpreted as 1*(16^3), it's be 4096 ponies... which seems low.
edit before posting: Maybe that was just those bound for Vanhoover, though.
Also:
"Worst that could happen, either you’ll only need shelter for a BeV of ponies for the next few days or so, and by then you’ll be able ta see with your own eyes why they can’t go back home again."
Where and what is the second possibility for the "either"? I'm not seeing it.
"least she could do is give the mayor of Vanhoover"
"do was give"?
Ah, that... whatever exactly that was... was what was going on with Rarity's accent. :)
...Not sure whether she adopted that here to fit in/make a better impression or whether she somehow caught it.
"taking them and their foals to safer pastures"
"themselves"?
"to get the hay outta Ponyville, perhaps into Dodge"
:)
"that Pinkie and her friends figure something out and "
"friends would figure"?
"in the quiet, cold mostly empty"
"cold, mostly"?
"Ponies just had t-to get interrupted a little early"
I don't understand what this refers to, I'm afraid.
"Not if you are going to change me into a toad"
"aren't"?
"Twilight grunted with the resisting her efforts to"
"with resisting" or "resisting of her"?
"who sinking to the ground"
"who was sinking"?
Twilight knows about ICBMS but hasn't figured out that human wars involve lethal violence? Or did she find out along the way, and the focus has just been on other things?
"for now is not to forget her"
"now was not"?
"an alien world that just doesn’t make sense"
"just didn't make"?
"it should take her about C.F minutes."
Hm, and some sort of "decimal" notation?
"in over years VeP"
And that notation again.
768 in Base 10, if it's V*(16^P) and I'm reckoning correctly. That seems reasonable.
"and looked westward, facing her own shadow as the afternoon sun burned down overhead"
Huh. Equestria's sun traverses the sky from west to east?
"the dust blew away from a lilac pony laying on the ground"
"lying"?
...I wondered what made the dust suspiciously well placed...
Weeeell. Some pretty unexpected things in this chapter. :D
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"I was one day late! "
Oh, did you officially move this to Sunday updates? I must have missed that.
"Why would he show up when the ponies are already doing his work for him? "
Though I did wonder earlier in the chapter if they'd try to get him to solve this problem.
"especially considering she just made a decision that risked untold destruction, completely behind their backs"
And very obviously with other currently unknown ponies conspiring with her.
Chapter 6 of the Fallout Equestria story:
"Littlepip and two other (ZAPOW) and one other stallion"
This made it sound to me as if he was immediately and clearly dead, which doesn't seem to be the case just after that, then is at least as far as the "clearly" part.
"her pipbuck’s tilt/touch screen"
Interesting.
"and there was no more walls"
"there were no"?
Chapter 7:
"Pip would always had that passage"
"always have that"?
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It's a reference to something she said earlier.
Trust me, when a witch is going to change you into a toad if you call her a witch, you don't call her a witch.
It's a
crazy headcanonlittle known fact, but when Celestia rose the sun in Twilight's memory of Canterlot, there would have been a huge mountain blocking the view to the east. In Lesson Zero, the view of the town is from the south, so the sun rises over Ponyville from the west mountains, to the east.No, I was one day late then, too. It's cumulative!
But no seriously, I've been giving myself 8 days instead of 7, so that I can update the story on different days.
Conspiring with her, against the princesses!
Perhaps instead, you should ask yourself what is going on with her normal manner of speaking?
Oh yeah, heh heh. Whoops.
Thanks for fixes.
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Yes, that was the intention. Her uh... companion isn't exactly cradling an entire pony, when she gets to them. But I also wanted to convey how things are also moving too fast in the battle to confirm the severity. She's just seen what those blasters can do.
Well, I didn't want to call it her nose boop screen.
The meese wannit to food food is to eatenisiz THE MEESE WANTING TO FOODING IN THE WOODINGISIZ
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"It's a reference to something she said earlier."
It sounded like that, but I haven't remembered/figured out what it's referencing yet. Just checked again, and I'm still not seeing it.
"Trust me, when a witch is going to change you into a toad if you call her a witch, you don't call her a witch."
Oh. :D
Silly me, yes, Rosy has reasons to call Twilight a witch even if there is no toad-turning in the immediate future.
"It's a
crazy headcanonlittle known fact, but when Celestia rose the sun in Twilight's memory of Canterlot, there would have been a huge mountain blocking the view to the east. In Lesson Zero, the view of the town is from the south, so the sun rises over Ponyville from the west mountains, to the east."Oh, good point; thanks.
"No, I was one day late then, too. It's cumulative! "
How is that cumulative?
(This seems like a joke, but I don't understand the basis of it and would like to correct that; sorry for doing that instead of getting it.)
edit before posting but after reading the line below:
Oh, so not one day late plus one immediately following day late equals one day late but one day late, that set as the new standard, and the another chapter one day after that thus being only one day late by the current standard even if it's two days late by the previous standard. Not that that's actually what's happening, of course; in reality, you're now on time and were just early a lot before. :)
Oh, unless you changed the scheduling. Eh, bit tired and hungry over here. Anyway, moving on!
"But no seriously, I've been giving myself 8 days instead of 7, so that I can update the story on different days."
Ah, okay, thanks. You were making Fridays for so long that I just assumed it was on a Friday update schedule.
"Conspiring with her, against the princesses! "
...See, I don't disagree with that... but now your emphasis of it has gotten me suspicious... :)
"Perhaps instead, you should ask yourself what is going on with her normal manner of speaking?"
...Ohhhh.
I think I now have a guess about where she's from.
"Thanks for fixes. "
You're welcome!
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"Yes, that was the intention. Her uh... companion isn't exactly cradling an entire pony, when she gets to them. But I also wanted to convey how things are also moving too fast in the battle to confirm the severity. She's just seen what those blasters can do."
Ah, thanks.
"Well, I didn't want to call it her nose boop screen."
:D
"The meese wannit to food food is to eatenisiz THE MEESE WANTING TO FOODING IN THE WOODINGISIZ"
...?
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Germane! Jackson... Jackson Five! Tito!!
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...Huh. I had not seen that before. :D
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"Ferrets, horses, deer, cows, wolves, cats, rats, lions, felines, rabbits, salmon, foxes, weasels, bears, otters, buffalo, sparrows, eagles, practically everything has a reproductive cycle determined by sunlight, not one cycling on a monthly basis. If a female gets pregnant, or gives birth at the wrong time of year she or her offspring are very likely to perish in the cold, or starve from hunger. The only things crazy enough to reproduce independently of the sun pretty much have to evolve at tropical or subtropical latitudes, like say for instance, apes."
Ah, interesting, and sense-making; thanks.
"For some reason I had it in my mind that the convention met at a hotel. This, despite knowing about the Baltimore Convention Center for years, having seen videos of it"
Ah.
"and totally not envying all the cartoon ponies running around it."
Sorry.
"Seriously though, that story isn't bad persay... it's just the one story that I can't share literally anywhere on the Internet."
Ahh, I had forgotten about the blog post. About how much did the first few (Three? Four?) chapters change from what you originally found, by the way?
"It's against every policy of every site I've ever seen. Except maybe pastebin. I have no idea why I keep writing it."
Huh. Considering what I've read of it so far and some of the things I've seen on FIMFiction, I'm surprised. Maybe the forbidden bits are bits I haven't gotten to yet. You might also try AO3? They seem to be pretty open, from what I've observed.
Oh, or is the major issue that the foundation was salvaged?
"Yeah, that'll really get me fame and recognition, blocking the few people who do read my stories from reading my stories. "
Well, that was in a conditional where you actually didn't want people to read it, but yes, not good for exposure. :)
Looking at the second chapter of Preventing Fallout (Why can't I finish reading one of these stories before starting another one?):
"sharing that little tidbit of knowledge.”"
Extra quotation mark?
"and maybe even on their balls"
"even their"?
"they don’t close around anus and"
"around my anus"?
Oh, interesting, do Earth horses not handle steep grades well? Or is that only steep grades on hard surfaces?
"a mirror and the room reflecting it"
"room reflected in it"?
Chapter 3:
"to talk to they families though"
"their"?
"I haven’t even tried to use magic, which is something pretty heavily restricted here from what ponies say."
What did ponies say in our protagonist's hearing about that? I'm not recalling anything. There's the hornring, sure, but that's not exactly something said.
"It seems like Maggie isn’t here because... she was a danger to anypony, but for some other reason."
Uh. I think you may have a somewhat rosy view of her there, about the whole "not a danger to anypony" thing. I mean, sure, not all the data's in yet, but the data that is in makes me somewhat... skeptical about that.
"Just laying there"
"lying"?
"think after laying around"
"lying"?
...Hm. Actually, I wonder why no one's remarked on our protagonist not having a cutie mark yet? Well, the ones who know Discord was involved know that Discord was involved, and the ones who don't are perhaps assuming that a blank-flanked adult incarcerated in a maximum security prison might be someone it is unwise to ask about such a thing.
Chapter 4:
"There’s another way to do it?” I say desperately, “How do you do it?"
Was this not, in different words, already asked and answered a few paragraphs up?
"imagining them getting railed by some stallion’s"
"imagining getting"?
"one of Seafoam’s girl"
"girls"?
Huh. So either pony stallions in this universe have nipples or Maggie doesn't know that they don't.
"possible. “"
Extra space and, if you're controlling that, a reversed quotation mark?
"you’d have wasted the last 9 months of pregnancy"
Eleven, it was said earlier, was it not?
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Thing is, it doesn't matter what Equestria you land in.
You want time to study the situation, find out if a language barrier exists(doesn't in your story), find out if ponies are as you know them from the story or something completely different.
One human is one thing -- a bunch of humans is worse. ANY intelligent race is going to contain a bunch of humans in native form regardless of the alien species. Humans also have a tendency to slip up and do something stupid. A human can be smart. A group of humans? If you want to stay free, you flee.
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Why can't I finish writing these stories before starting another one?
Hoo boy, the anti-journey.
Horses are actually scarily good at handling steep grades, way more than you'd think. But G4 ponies are something else entirely. Take a look at the mountainside in Dragonshy, that they just... walked up.
I um... I'm sure I was going somewhere with that, but I may have gotten a teensy bit lost along the way. Maybe he oughta give her a cutie mark of the Symbol of Eight or maybe a baseball and a screw.
No. It was not. *frantically scribbles down corrections*
Oh, I see where that is. Maybe I should make that a teensy bit clearer. Not sure how though, since what I was trying to insinuate is how mare teats are so flat, you wouldn't notice stallions didn't have them, if you didn't look closely. I think was gonna bring it up later, when somepony who actually knew corrected Nest on it.
N-no. How do you keep reading stuff I totally didn't and could never have written? Because I'd have to have been pretty dumb to forget a silly thing like that, and we all know that's not the case!
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Some versions of Equestria are pretty chill over an odd traveller from Elsewhere, and some universes don't have horrible monsters breaching the barriers between worlds. If someone doesn't want to write a story about how the ponies imprison and enslave the former humans in fear and paranoia, then the ponies won't imprison and enslave the former humans in fear and paranoia. In fact, one of my favorite stories runs along those lines.
Anyway, Rosy has her reasons for just... wandering into Ponyville instead of studying the situation.
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"Why can't I finish writing these stories before starting another one? "
Ah, yes, that probably is a bigger problem; sorry.
(Still, better too many stories than too few, I'd say.)
"Hoo boy, the anti-journey."
I'm now wondering if the story will just be the protagonist continually failing to get anything done on their major goal... Still, probably interesting things along the way.
"Horses are actually scarily good at handling steep grades, way more than you'd think."
Neat; thanks.
"But G4 ponies are something else entirely. Take a look at the mountainside in Dragonshy, that they just... walked up."
[goes in search of images]
[finds images of the relevant ascent]
...Good grief. Yeah. I could see that just interpreted as cartoon resolution or something, if an author wants to avoid it, but interpreting it straight, wow. Thanks.
"I um... I'm sure I was going somewhere with that, but I may have gotten a teensy bit lost along the way. Maybe he oughta give her a cutie mark of the Symbol of Eight or maybe a baseball and a screw."
Ah. Well, good luck with the fix. Not sure what would be best; it depends on what you want to do with it, I suppose, or what you think Discord was thinking.
"No. It was not. *frantically scribbles down corrections*"
Ah. :)
"Oh, I see where that is. Maybe I should make that a teensy bit clearer. Not sure how though, since what I was trying to insinuate is how mare teats are so flat, you wouldn't notice stallions didn't have them, if you didn't look closely. I think was gonna bring it up later, when somepony who actually knew corrected Nest on it."
...Huh. I don't really see how it can be that. To be clear, I'm referring to this bit:
"“It was more focused when I was a stallion. Even just physically, so much of my body feels... sexy as a mare. As a stallion, it was pretty much just my penis.”
“So not even your teats got you going?” she asks curiously.
Leaning toward the wall crack, I reply, “Nope. Some guys can do that, but for me it was just... penis or nothing. But it was also focused mentally. Like, once I started, I had to do it all the way.”"
Maggie doesn't seem to find anything odd with the idea of a stallion with teats; she's the one who brings it up, even.
"N-no. How do you keep reading stuff I totally didn't and could never have written?"
Don't know. :)
"Because I'd have to have been pretty dumb to forget a silly thing like that, and we all know that's not the case!"
Eh, mistakes happen.
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Actually even in the case where there are over 100 humans and they are accepted, there can be reasons to not want to be counted as one of the crew if you do not need to.
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Well, Rosy sure cut all ties with humanity. One of the points of this story is that it's important not to have an ironclad lifetime tracking and surveillance system, since it lets political refugees like Rosy start over again, with nobody breathing down her neck.
...I don't want to rant too much on the dangers I see in "making the law all powerful, to catch more criminals" though.
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There's also when Pinkie was comforting Fluttershy in Filli Vanilli. She climbs a sheer wall with just hooves at one point. Then again, Pinkie can slide up, and stop falling in mid-air, so she's kind of an exception to gravity.
Ponka also was the only pony who just... walked up Holder's Boulder. Personally I think they're trying oddly hard to make sure that she's the only pony who does things unique to ponyland.
Yes, she has never thought to look close enough at a stallion to see what kind of boobs they have. Maggie's kind of a... unusual situation. The irony is she is opening up emotionally to the one other pony in the world who also has no idea about a stallion's anatomy.
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"There's also when Pinkie was comforting Fluttershy in Filli Vanilli. She climbs a sheer wall with just hooves at one point. Then again, Pinkie can slide up, and stop falling in mid-air, so she's kind of an exception to gravity."
I'm not sure I'd take Pinkie Pie as a representative example, though.
"Ponka also was the only pony who just... walked up Holder's Boulder. Personally I think they're trying oddly hard to make sure that she's the only pony who does things unique to ponyland."
You mean, nowadays, things like that mountain climbing?
Yes, she has never thought to look close enough at a stallion to see what kind of boobs they have. Maggie's kind of a... unusual situation. The irony is she is opening up emotionally to the one other pony in the world who also has no idea about a stallion's anatomy.
Ah. :)
...Though it's possibly less amusing to them. Not sure.
Anyway, thanks for the clarification.
I should retract my previous statement. It was written and posted in haste. She's not that terrible, and does evidently feel bad about messing up a friend's mind. I still think she's senselessly immature and needs to grow up. Something she's so afraid to do. And stubborn like an ass, forgive the pun. I for one wonder how she's still going to fix this. Everything we've seen suggests the issue is just transferred from one location to the next, but not actually dissolved. Delayed, but not stopped. There's only one answer, and she knows darn well what that is.
Has Earth been brought to Eques? Parts of it, sure. And it knows these people are part of it. It's not being fooled.
Of course, this fic does not want to die, nor does its author want it to. Or it would have.
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Sure thing. There's nothing wrong with getting upset though. It's pretty easy to get mad at Twilight & Co.
Not in this story...
I'll be posting the final chapter tomorrow...
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How does one decide for others the lot should remain stranded in a strange land the majority do not wish to stay in? Most know it for the same reason Missuer Powell knows it, but those few shouldn't have to decide for the many. Especially the ones who ended up chicks on their way through.
While some may like that, I don't think most would. The vast majority of us are quite straight as a beanpole, in spite of the exceeding coverage media gives the others. I'd say most of these new ponies, should they stay for good are almost certainly filly fiddlers. In that other tale, this is simply their normal and natural state, they just lost their memories. This is *not* the case here by any means. I doubt one's preferences get altered that easily. Which essentially means most men are filly fiddlers. I'm sure mares going though to earth have a high probability of getting men on the other side, as men tend to get mares. The only thing that's nearly certain is an Equestrain male will come though a man, and an Earth female will certainly get mare body. Everything else is a heavily influenced toss up, highly skewed.
Huh... I thought I'd have it ready, and here it is midnight, Wednesday, and I've got a ton of stuff to do to it still.
Comments on the first chapter of Emoh Gninruter (also know as No Going Back):
"My accounting studies just move numbers from one place to another, and the universe is a zero sum game."
Oh, right, accountant, not economist. If she was an economist, she'd know that that's nonsense; after all, money can both be created out of nothing and, in sufficient densities, transmogrified into anything else one might require. Those silly "scientists" with their "laws of physics" just don't understand economic reality!
...I might be a little cynical, yes...
"I’ve sang along with"
"sung"?
I remember when I friend and I spent a bit trying to figure out how the curvature of a wormhole's surface worked, given that something passing through would be entering one convex surface and exiting another. We could clearly see how it worked in 2-space, and we eventually realized that our analogy was flawed: the 2-space situation we'd been considering had the 2D fabric of space curving to meet the wormhole, while the 3-space situation just had a spherical hole cut out. Bend the 3D space too, to make the correct analogy, and it works. ...We think.
(And no, unfortunately, we haven't figured out a convenient way to make wormholes; this was just a theoretical or at most applied-to-fiction exercise.)
As an aside, I've also wondered what I'd do if I came across something like this. I mean, on the one hand, going through seems to me kind of a bad idea. I have all sorts of obligations here, and even if the portal itself had no ill effects on me, far from a known, the other side might be horrible. On the other hand, as said here (though not the only reason our protagonist has, and she has less to tether her than me, it seems)... what, just see a mysterious portal, say "Huh, that's odd", and walk away?
"that has got one of the"
"got to be one"?
"As I lay there"
"lie"?
"Whatever this magic is flowing through me, it seems... confused"
Could be worse! At least humans have the same two basic genders (to simplify) and sexes. It could have found itself trying to assimilate some alien from... I don't know, a three-gendered species that changes sex with age and has four of them, one of which is a tree? Big place, the
multiuniverse."I actually felt like I was using lemon juice for eyedrops in the rare instances when a tear came to my eye."
...Huh. Don't think that's every human; I don't recall getting that. I don't cry all that often, but as far as I'm recalling, my main annoyance with that (and with non-emotionally-backed eye watering from allergies or cutting onions or the like) is that I can't see and might get saltwater deposits on my glasses which I'll then have to clean off.
"how long I’ve laid here in "
"lain"?
Interesting. A particular desire not to be a unicorn? Though I might vaguely recall that from the other side of the story... Not sure, and I'm a bit low on time at the moment to look back.
Though perhaps it's as simple as an assumption that earth ponies are more cold-resistant than unicorns?
"Finally, laying on my side"
"lying"?
"It’s really, chilly out"
"It’s really chilly out" or "It’s really, really chilly out"?
"I succed by alternating"
"succeed"?
"hooves are slim and dainty"
"hooves slim and dainty"?
"At least there’s plenty of water to eat."
As I recall, that's supposed to be a bad idea in a survival situation (though it would have to be balanced against other hazards); using body heat to melt the snow saps a lot of energy, even if it prevents dehydration. Don't recall where I heard that...
"in a dying body my last moments"
"body in my"?
"me and rise me up out"
"raise"?
"the snow from where I was"
"the snow where I was"?
Also, yeah, wow.
"It’s a pretty young creek though"
Interesting. How does she know this, and, if she was thinking about it more, would she find it surprising that she did?
"I really hope this isn’t Minnesota."
Okay, she's in some rather dire straits at the moment, but I laughed at this. :D
"my limbs move sluggish and weakly"
"sluggishly"?
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They're regular outright modern day alchemists!
As you approach a wormhole, you'll see it grow larger without bound, while from around its impossibly large radius your own arms extend. If it's too small, you'll run into yourself in all directions trying to move forward. If it's large enough, the center will appear to be a perfectly flat plane, while everything around you is impossibly distorted. Then the new world will return to normal space, while the old one will become a floating sphere behind you. Also your chirality will be reversed, so you'll probably die. In this story, as in most stories about portals, the Rift is it's more like taking a piece of 3D duct tape and sticking each end to a universe, so that stuff in one can pass to the other. Or a wormhole pinched perfectly flat.
I'm sure it helps to be suicidal. Carpe diem!
You are never gonna give up on that, are you...
She's >implying >implications trying to make herself feel better with the hope that unicorns aren't as hardy as earth ponies.
So, basically, humans? According to Larry Niven...
Well, that's good to know. I like learning more about my maladies by inflicting them on my poor characters.
s u c c
She's an accountant, not Bear Grylls.
Old creeks form canyons? Not sure where I was going with that, honestly.
Anyway, thanks for corrections.
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"As you approach a wormhole, you'll see it grow larger without bound, while from around its impossibly large radius your own arms extend. If it's too small, you'll run into yourself in all directions trying to move forward. If it's large enough, the center will appear to be a perfectly flat plane, while everything around you is impossibly distorted. Then the new world will return to normal space, while the old one will become a floating sphere behind you."
I believe that agrees with our thoughts. Nice description, though.
"Also your chirality will be reversed, so you'll probably die."
Pretty sure that didn't come up, though. Hm. After a bit of confusion, I'm having trouble seeing that in analogy (triangle passing through a wormhole from one side of a folded section of space to the other, then moving along the section back to its starting point to compare, mentally and with a pair of pens as a model), though. The basic wormhole seems like it would have the object come out unflipped, and a twisted wormhole that ejects and object facing the other way seems to rotate it but still not flip it. This page seems to agree that not all wormholes flip chirality (and while my pen model agrees with what it says about normal wormholes making things look reversed, as far as I can tell that's basically the same as turning around to face you and finding that your left hand is on my right). Though, as the page also mentions that there are wormhole configurations which do reverse chirality, I'm still trying to figure out how those work...
Okay, I've just talked a bit again with the person I talked about wormholes with before, and while he thought we did discuss this, he also thought that it was only some wormholes and that he didn't understand how the ones that flip chirality work.
Though I suppose either might work for a story going to another fabric instead of somewhere else on the same one; one could just say that, whatever chirality one comes out of the wormhole in, the other fabric has that same chirality (in the physics are even similar enough for that to matter).
"In this story, as in most stories about portals, the Rift is it's more like taking a piece of 3D duct tape and sticking each end to a universe, so that stuff in one can pass to the other. Or a wormhole pinched perfectly flat."
...Ahh, okay, I think I get that. Nice analogy.
Though I think I'd been imagining the Rift portals as spherical, not circular, looking back at the chapter, I see that the description probably does fit a circular portal better.
"I'm sure it helps to be suicidal. Carpe diem!"
Aye, I expect so.
"You are never gonna give up on that, are you... "
Well, would you like me to try to remember it as part of your style, a deliberate choice rather than a recurring error? That'd be fine, and less work for me, in fact; let me know.
(Though my apologies in advance if I forget, or, not in advance, if it's been a stylistic choice this whole time and I didn't notice.)
"She's >implying >implications trying to make herself feel better with the hope that unicorns aren't as hardy as earth ponies."
Ah, thanks.
"So, basically, humans? According to Larry Niven..."
Ah, right. Been a while since I read any of those stories. :)
...I don't recall if the Pak things were part of general Known Space, but I think they were, and if so, wow, Pak, colony diversity, Ringworld diversity (complete with a word specifically for sex with a different human-descended species), the whole genetic luck thing... yeah.
"Well, that's good to know. I like learning more about my maladies by inflicting them on my poor characters."
Sorry. But yes, educational, at least!
"s u c c"
?
"She's an accountant, not Bear Grylls."
I didn't say it was unrealistic. :)
And, well, as it happens, apparently it's much less of a problem for earth ponies anyway, so she got lucky there.
"Old creeks form canyons? Not sure where I was going with that, honestly."
Ah, I was wondering if it was some sort of earth pony geology sense.
"Anyway, thanks for corrections. "
You're welcome!
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It is a circular portal. Circles are flat. A non-flat wormhole would be a sphere.
If I remember right, the creators of the Ringworld, who invented humans, had a third, and possibly fourth stage of life. Elderly would eat of the "tree of life" and then turn into Pak, and I think eventually the Pak turn into the trees. All the trees on Terra were killed though, leaving humans dying at an early stage in life, sort of like elms on the east coast never get past sapling status thanks to Dutch Elm disease.
I don't really like Larry Niven though, and it's been years since I tried to read his stuff.
It's not just part of my style. It's a literal error in the English language. Lay and lie are both correct spellings of the same word. I just was coincidentally taught to use the former. I tend to use "lie" only when I'm talking about communicating falsehood. Also "lie down" sometimes, but only as an imperative statement.
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I was kind of trying to convey that she semi-instinctively started depriving herself of water, when it was sapping her energy too much to melt it. Like she dug herself in that second night, which I think wolves/dogs will actually do sometimes.
Give her time...
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"It is a circular portal. Circles are flat. A non-flat wormhole would be a sphere."
Right, I just hadn't, before, gotten that it was circular.
"If I remember right, the creators of the Ringworld, who invented humans, had a third, and possibly fourth stage of life. Elderly would eat of the "tree of life" and then turn into Pak, and I think eventually the Pak turn into the trees. All the trees on Terra were killed though, leaving humans dying at an early stage in life"
That sounds about like what I recall.
"sort of like elms on the east coast never get past sapling status thanks to Dutch Elm disease"
Huh; I did not know that. Thanks.
"I don't really like Larry Niven though, and it's been years since I tried to read his stuff."
Ah.
"It's not just part of my style. It's a literal error in the English language. Lay and lie are both correct spellings of the same word. I just was coincidentally taught to use the former. I tend to use "lie" only when I'm talking about communicating falsehood. Also "lie down" sometimes, but only as an imperative statement."
Ah, interesting; I was taught otherwise and was not aware that there was a widespread style differing on it (not the first time something like this has happened). Well, I can certainly try to remember to ignore it, then; thanks!
"s u c c
u
c
c"
...???
"I was kind of trying to convey that she semi-instinctively started depriving herself of water, when it was sapping her energy too much to melt it. Like she dug herself in that second night, which I think wolves/dogs will actually do sometimes."
Ohh, neat, thanks.
"Give her time... "
Ah. :)
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Dutch Elm disease is freaking terrifying. It's a killer fungus that can't be stopped, can't be fought, and successfully completely destroys the defenses of not just one species, or genus, but an entire clade of plants. There's good evidence that the extinction of elms in northern Europe and Asia was due to this thing coming into existence. When I heard it was killing oaks, I was like "holy shit" because pumpkins are more closely related to elms than oaks are. It's a huge spectrum! It's like the "rabies" of the plant world, and rabies is a terrifying disease for its untreatability, its near 100% lethality, a painful, violent, insane death, but also because it seems to be able to do that to just about anything that's warm blooded.
remove thot
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"Dutch Elm disease is freaking terrifying. It's a killer fungus that can't be stopped, can't be fought, and successfully completely destroys the defenses of not just one species, or genus, but an entire clade of plants. There's good evidence that the extinction of elms in northern Europe and Asia was due to this thing coming into existence. When I heard it was killing oaks, I was like "holy shit" because pumpkins are more closely related to elms than oaks are. It's a huge spectrum! It's like the "rabies" of the plant world, and rabies is a terrifying disease for its untreatability, its near 100% lethality, a painful, violent, insane death, but also because it seems to be able to do that to just about anything that's warm blooded."
...Okay... I didn't know that either, and that's still interesting, but, uh. Yeah. Your first line seems rather apt.
Hm. I'm not finding much about it killing oaks, though. Where did you find that?
"remove thot"
I... what? :D
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I heard it was the the same fungus behind "Sudden Oak Death," but now that I actually look at it, I was wrong and Dutch Elm Disease is caused by a specialized fungus. The one I was thinking of is a fungus that caused the Irish Potato Famine, that then killed a million oak trees in California. It's adapted to wipe out oaks, potatoes, rhododendrons, cucumbers, onion, coconuts, soybeans, strawberries...
I'm 🅱lameless
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"I heard it was the the same fungus behind "Sudden Oak Death," but now that I actually look at it, I was wrong and Dutch Elm Disease is caused by a specialized fungus."
Ah, okay; thanks.
"The one I was thinking of is a fungus that caused the Irish Potato Famine, that then killed a million oak trees in California. It's adapted to wipe out oaks, potatoes, rhododendrons, cucumbers, onion, coconuts, soybeans, strawberries..."
...Oh. Well, that's... better... a little... maybe...
(Thanks for the information, though.)
edit for edit(?):
"I'm 🅱lameless"
I am laughing at this as absurdism (if that's the right term?); I hope indeed it is. :D
I'm glad I came back and picked this up again, because as it turns out I stopped reading it just before it started getting really interesting. o_o
And Chapter 8 of the Fallout Equestria story:
"said that radiation storms was the earth’s vengeance"
"storms were the"?
"a whole posse of Junktown ponies, several of which with guns"
"several of them with guns"?
"She knew more about how her vagina than she"
"about her vagina" or "her vagina worked than"?
"the better she semeed to do"
"seemed"?
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She's nots a good talking, ay? End of the world don't teach grammar good.
She almost accidentally the whole vagina!
Thanks for fixes.
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:), :), and you're welcome!
Comments on Chapter 2 of No Going Back:
"Are the main 6 here?"
"mane 6"? Or are you not doing that?
edit after reading a bit further: Ah, I see that you are doing it. And from how, "Mane 6"?
...I am, by the way, somewhat... darkly amused? (It would be less dark, but, you know, I know what's going to be happening...) by how apparently both Twilight and our protagonist pretty much immediately jumped to the conclusion that this situation was governed by narrative rules and that the natural end was the protagonist returning to her world of origin.
"I awaken from my dream better for the experience, human, and male, as if Equestria were never real at all. All I’ve ever wanted was to be in a story, but I don’t want to be Dorothy!"
[spends some time looking for the right XKCD comic and getting distracted]
Ah, finally!
Right, so I've forgotten most of my original thought, but this bit reminded me of this XKCD strip.
Kind of glad I went off on that tangent, though; see the bit below outside of the spoiler tags.
Right, back to reading!
...Wow the meeting with Twilight is a bit painful to read, given the foreknowledge involved.
"story down to it’s unfortunate"
"its"?
"Twilight, isnt’ it"
"isn't"?
"Pinkie Pie looks at me like I’m insane. “Um... good?” she says uneasily. Oh shi—shoot that’s right. How is she gonna know the difference, if she hasn’t been human? “God I’m such an idiot,” I have to laugh. That didn’t feel like it came out right."
There appear to be two different people speaking in this paragraph. Also, the "God I'm such an idiot" line, with or without a replacement of the "God" or other changes, does not appear to appear in Returning Home at this point.
"I wouldn’t even know what to do if some big long orange... tentacle came out of my mouth!"
...Aaaaand then, given the context, suspected details of pony oral sex in this universe popped into my head. I'm guessing it may be only a matter of time before the same happens to not-quite-yet-at-this-point-but-maybe-already-then-Rosy.
"Doesn’t the alphabet start with Q?"
Interesting.
[checks notes on Clever Numerals]
Innnnteresting. So I might be assembling part of the pony alphabet, too. :)
I wonder where their ordering came from?
...Also, I wonder how the alphabet got scrambled in still-not-yet-Rosy's head even though textual translation mostly wasn't implemented (was, indeed, before now believed to have not been implemented at all)? Hm. Perhaps this is more the loss of the old, there no longer being knowledge of a spoken language to match (if I remember correctly), than the acquisition of a new.
"is a cutie!“You want"
Missing space?
"and made herself as home"
"at home"?
...Part of me wants Twilight and Protagonist to just openly talk with each other about how they think this is governed by narrative causality.
Also, while looking for the XKCD comic I linked to above (and wandering about the internet a bit on a tangent from the tangent), I came across this somewhat fascinating horse-related hypothesis.
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I have no idea!
She really is a lot more like Twilight than any other character.
Yeah, I read that comic. One of the things that made me want to write a story like this.
The pain is why I need to write it.
...wat? I was taking lines straight from the chapter though! You know how hard it was to figure out how to fit that sentence into the narrative? And it's not even there?? But srsly, thanks.
The Stygian depths of I don't care. If I'm gonna seriously make a pony language, I'm not going to halfass it by just scrambling the Latin alphabet.
I was thinking of it as on the boundary of pure abstraction. If you can speak the alphabet, then you can write what you say, so that's kind of where the spoken language Rosy inherited started getting scrambled. She knows every word that means something to her. That's what the magic is able to preserve.
Yeah, my html-ish markup parser was taking the boundary between an inline tag, and a text section starting in newlines, and squashing the newlines. Fixed, I think...
Got a ways to go before there's a chance for that to happen.
Alright... cool that there could have been ancient horses from before the ice age in North America, not just recent imports from Europe. Too bad the USA slaughtered all those horses, during the native American genocide. Then again, kind of convenient that the natives never ate or buried their horses, so there would be no buried skeletons to show evidence of their existence, outside of totally legit and not bullshitting oral tradition. I have no idea what that has to do with anything we were talking about.
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"I have no idea!"
Well, looks like you are sometimes, at least.
"She really is a lot more like Twilight than any other character."
Heh. :)
"Yeah, I read that comic. One of the things that made me want to write a story like this."
Ah. :)
"The pain is why I need to write it."
Ah.
"...wat? I was taking lines straight from the chapter though! You know how hard it was to figure out how to fit that sentence into the narrative? And it's not even there?? But srsly, thanks."
Sorry, but you're welcome. :)
...Wonder where that came from, though?
"The Stygian depths of I don't care. If I'm gonna seriously make a pony language, I'm not going to halfass it by just scrambling the Latin alphabet."
Ah. :D
"I was thinking of it as on the boundary of pure abstraction. If you can speak the alphabet, then you can write what you say, so that's kind of where the spoken language Rosy inherited started getting scrambled. She knows every word that means something to her. That's what the magic is able to preserve."
Ah, okay, thanks.
"Yeah, my html-ish markup parser was taking the boundary between an inline tag, and a text section starting in newlines, and squashing the newlines. Fixed, I think..."
Ah, okay. I've seen that sort of thing before; maybe that's a common cause.
"Got a ways to go before there's a chance for that to happen."
Ah.
"Alright... cool that there could have been ancient horses from before the ice age in North America, not just recent imports from Europe. Too bad the USA slaughtered all those horses, during the native American genocide. Then again, kind of convenient that the natives never ate or buried their horses, so there would be no buried skeletons to show evidence of their existence, outside of totally legit and not bullshitting oral tradition."
Aye, the evidence isn't exactly ironclad, but I wasn't immediately able to call it nonsense, either, and I'd never heard such a thing proposed before.
"I have no idea what that has to do with anything we were talking about. "
Besides horses? Not much! Like I said, I found it while tangenting, but I thought that you might find it interesting.
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My guess would be that I come from a nearby parallel universe where everything is exactly the same, except that line of dialogue was in Returning Home. Happens to me all the time.
Well it's interesting, but you probably should share it with AsGeek, the author of Pandemic whose story actually is about Native Americans encountering short legged horses in ancient times.
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"My guess would be that I come from a nearby parallel universe where everything is exactly the same, except that line of dialogue was in Returning Home. Happens to me all the time. "
Ah. :D
"Well it's interesting, but you probably should share it with AsGeek, the author of Pandemic whose story actually is about Native Americans encountering short legged horses in ancient times."
[follows link]
Hm, interesting. I might look into that story; thanks. And I think I will indeed share the hypothesis.
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Yeah, you and 600 other people...
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"Yeah, you and 600 other people... "
Eh? Oh, an approximation of the sum of the ratings?
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I'm not jealous! Why are you accusing me of being jealous!
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I don't believe I mentioned any such thing. :)
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Lies! Lies and trickery!
Comments on Glorious (Bastards? Did it always have that second word in the title, and I'm just misremebering?) chapter 8:
"It’s in this paralysis"
"It’s this paralysis"?
"room is a small, slit through the metal"
"room is a small slit through the metal"?
"Through the tiny slit in the door I should,"
"Through the tiny slit in the door I shout,"?
"then striking each of the pipes with a ringing report to put the uh... stiffness back into them. I dunno, but it works, and they don’t bend and crumple with the weight of the sink."
Interesting. The previous ones could have been just brute strength and hard hooves, I think, but that sounds to me like there was more magic involved.
"United States” my voice dropped"
"United States”, my voice dropped" or "United States,” my voice dropped"?
Our protagonist might be able to jump up and buck the light out, but she doesn't seem to have thought of it. And, uh... presumably wouldn't want to get in trouble for it.
"recall that the only time I’ve managed"
"recall that the only times I’ve managed"?
Meanwhile, in the bug monitoring room:
"...Joe, you ever think you'd miss the old sort of terrorist?"
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I'm not sure if I should add that word to the title or not. Might make things too obvious.
Pff, it's just basic molecular science. Any old human could do that with a nice hot forge and hammer.
They have no idea.