"Button, wake up or you'll be late for school!" Button's mom called up to him.
"Mmmmm... mu."
"Button!" His mother called again before coming into his room only to see him asleep on the floor while drooling on his controller in front of a TV showing the words 'Game Over!' on it. "Button mash wake up!" She yelled as she nudged him which only got more mumbling out of him. With a roll of her eyes she looked to the game he was playing before. Picking up the controller she went to the save files. "I'm deleting your save files." She said aloud.
"I'm up! I'm up!" Button Mash shouted as he jumped up fully awake.
"Then get ready for school. Breakfast is on the table." His mother told him as she turned the Neighstation off and walked out of the room. With a sigh, Button walked over to the bathroom and grabbed his toothbrush. Once he started brushing he looked into the mirror and stopped at what he saw floating over his head.
Button Mash
Lv. 1
Slowly blinking he looked up to see the words floating over his head. Blinking a few more times he started brushing again as he turned back to the mirror. After finishing all of his business in the bathroom and getting his propeller hat and school bag on, he hopped downstairs and into the kitchen where he sat down to eat breakfast. While eating he followed his mom with his eyes as she opened his bag and put in his lunch.
Mommy Mash
Epic Mom
Lv. 17
"What are you looking at?" Mommy asked when she saw Button staring.
"Nothing mom. Just trying to figure out the difficulty level of this area." Button said in a dismissive tone getting a raised eyebrow from his mother.
"Well, you'd best finish up and head out on your quest for the legendary straight-A report card." His mother said straight-faced as she placed his saddlebags on his back. "Otherwise you won't get the achievement."
"Right!" Button exclaimed as he stood up. Now more motivated to go to school than his mother ever thought possible. Jumping up to give a kiss on his mom's cheek he took off out the door, leaving a wide-eyed Mommy behind.
"...Note to self, express all future chores like an NPC giving a quest." Mommy said to herself before closing the door.
VIT+1
VIT+1
STR+1
Button had to repeatedly stop to rest on his way to school to let his stamina replenish. Fortunately, it appears that his stamina increases with each point in Vitality so he could run full speed a little longer each time it went up. During the entire trip, Button would keep track of his surroundings for any mobs to slay but never found any. Much to his confusion, he saw a few quest markers over some ponies but they were all greyed out for some reason. Deciding to not think too much on it, Button continued on his way to school, managing to make it through the door just in time for the bell to signal the beginning of the first class.
"Alright class, today we'll start on geography. The locations of all the major cities in Equestria to be exact." Miss Cheerilee said as she pulled down the map. At first, Button was smiling as he listened, but as the lesson went on his expression turned into a frown.
"Um, Miss Cheerilee?" Button asked with a raised hoof.
"Do you have a question Button Mash?" The teacher asked with an encouraging smile.
"Yes, I wanted to know when you'll talk about what monsters spawn and in and around those cities or ancient legends about each one," Button asked, getting whispers from the rest of the class.
"Monsters? Why would there be monsters in any city? If any such thing managed to get into such a populated location the guards would rush to deal with it as quickly as possible. What makes you think that there would be monsters living in a city?" Miss Cheerilee asked Button with a bewildered look on her face. For the first time Button showed a look of doubt before looking to a spot over Miss Cheerilee's head.
Cheerilee
Expert Teacher
Lv. 19
"I thought it would be more interesting." Button Mash replied, getting laughter from the rest of the class.
"Well, I'm afraid the princess is a bit too nitpicky about pony safety to let roaming monsters make your lessons more interesting." Miss Cheerilee said getting more laughter from the other kids. "But old legends might be okay, I'll look into those and see if there are any that would work in future lessons." With those words, Miss Cheerilee turned back to the map and restarting her lesson.
Confused and a little embarrassed, Button's eyes wandered around the room before stopping on Diamond Tiara. Thanks to making a spectacle of himself only a moment ago it didn't take long for the local bully to give him a glance and noticed his staring.
"What?" She asked in a harsh whisper.
"I'm waiting for you to turn into a troll and capture Sweetie Belle so I can rescue her." Was Button's immediate and straight faced response causing the surrounding children who were listening in on the whispered conversation to snicker.
"What?" Diamond Tiara asked in confusion. Button just leaned closer to Diamond he squinted his eyes as he looked her up and down.
"Are you changing slowly?" He asked before looking at her midsection. "Oh, you're already starting to bloat."
-67hp!
With a cry of pain Button Mash fell out of his seat and crashed onto the floor.
"Hey, that hurt!" Button mash shouted before freezing with a sudden look of realization and horror. "That hurt..."
"You're about to hurt a lot more!" Diamond Tiara shouted as she jumped out of her seat and moved in on the downed colt.
"Diamond Tiara! What are you doing!?" Miss Cheerilee shouted once she saw what was happening.
"He called me fat!" Diamond Tiara exclaimed as she pointed at Button Mash accusingly.
"Is this true Button?" Cheerilee asked as she marched over.
"I thought I was dreaming!" Button said in a panic.
"You dream about rescuing me?" Sweetie Belle asked with a blush.
"Why would you think you were dreaming?" Miss Cheerilee asked Button as she bent down to check if he was hurt. Button, however, didn't give her a response. The only reaction to her question was his eyes quickly looking up and staring at the name and level floating over her head.
"Ummmmm..."
JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES (YA-HURR)
i liked it until the cutaway. <3
Looks cool, hope you keep updating it.
Oooh, now this is interesting.
I came for the short description possibly being literal, staying for the interesting implementation of The Gamer mixed into Equestria.
And really wondering about what's above Cheerilee's head.
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Main typo:
Strait > Straight x2
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Thanks, I plan to. But honestly, the rate of updates I put up on a story depends on a few things and the number of likes and dislikes affects that. And so far this story was the worst so fare. But I probably won't abandon it.
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Thanks for pointing that typo out. As for what was over her head, she asked why he thought he was dreaming and he looked up at her name and level floating over her head. I edited it to be more clear for future readers.
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Do you mean there's a lot of dislikes?
If you want more views... Well, is this in any Groups?
Hmm... 4 groups.
Try some Button Mash groups?
And see if there's an Adventure Comedy one?
Honestly if I was looking at button from an outside perspective I would be very worried for him right about now.
Epic gamer moment
same and nice to see your work angin
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Thanks.:)
Two things.
One:
You mean to tell me that you've had a game addict as a son, and you haven't tried to use that to your advantage via using game terminology instead of normale terminology? Wow your a bit slow, or oblivious to alternate methods of parenting.
Two: Hopefully this button mash isn't as stupid as others, and won't just outright share his secret of having the power of the gamer (except to the ones that need to know, so then some problems can be avoided, but not everyone. So for now no one should know because they don't need to, and those who try to know you should hang on like a fish going up stream (as in hold onto that information for as long as you can, after all the chance of them dying lessens the less they know)).
After all there are others which even if it's equestria will be bad and will try to take it for themselves, experiment on him, even get him to do whatever they want bying kidnapping his loved ones, or just out right killing him because they see him as a threat.