It was a peaceful day on Quezepalo. The three suns, Hiam, Jafal and France (A complete coincidence. On this planet it meant 'Third fiery hot thing in sky') shone down onto the lush red grass of the fields of Tesco (another remarkable but useless coincidence).
The sky was a brilliant deep blue and was filled with clouds of silver dust that glowed softly in the light of the three suns. The hill rose on and on and was soon lost into the silver clouds. Trees of solid gold, copper and lolium rose from the ground and provided shade for the man camped underneath one.
He was a strange man. At first glance he was young and handsome. He had short, brown hair which he stuck up. He wore a white shirt with the top two buttons undone. A tie hung from the leaves of the tree and dangled to one side. Over the shirt he wore a brown pinstripe slim-lapelled four-button jacket which was also loose. His tan overcoat was wrapped up into a bundle underneath his head, allowing him to gaze up into the sky in comfort.
But once you looked into his eyes everything changed. They were old, impossibly old. And so full of knowledge. And yet for all that, they were also sad. The kind of sadness that can only be gained by watching civilisation after civilisation crumble to his dust before his eyes. Of watching his closest companions be torn away in front of his eyes. But, as equal to his sadness was also his kindness, the kind that couldn't bear to see a single child cry. He is regarded by many to be the greatest person in all of existence
Underneath the shade of a copper tree nearby stood a blue box, purring gently.
The man laughed and turned to it "Of course, but you still have to consider the fact most civilisations haven't even reached their moons by this time."
In return the police box vibrated which set the man off laughing again. When he recovered he realised his pocket was glowing blue. Pulling out his sonic screwdriver he examined the lights carefully.
"Oh that's interesting, something's arriving from across the universes. I should leave it alone shouldn't I?" He asked the blue box while getting up and heading over to the source of the anomaly.
"I mean it would be a very bad idea to investigate anything that can rip through the fabric of the universes and we should definitely go right now shouldn't we?" He called back, continuing to follow the readings.
He stopped at an empty patch of land. He pulled out some glasses and quickly put them down over his eyes. Still nothing.
He removed some 3D glasses instead and tried them on. This time there was a faint glow around the spot. Bending down he picked a single red grass and nibbled the top of it
He hummed "Yep, tastes like iron. Something is coming through"
He took a step back and a second later with a crack of thunder and a short burst of light a statue materialised itself in front of him. It was at least the 582658th weirdest creature he had ever saw.
Going up to it he put his ear against the statue and frowned thoughtfully.
"Now who would send a statue through to a different dimension and why?" He mused, more to himself than the blue box.
He put his hands hands against and closed his eyes, and tried to use telepathy to see if there was anyone there
Hello
He opened his eyes in shock. It was a leap to think there was a consciousness inside the statue, although it wouldn't be the first time.
"Hello?" He tried again, sending his thoughts using touch telepathy
Hello again. Now this is refreshing. A new voice. But to who do you belong to?
"I'm the Doctor, and I also have a body. A rather nice body actually, works well, although not ginger..." He said with a sigh
Oh, so you're not a fragment of my conciseness, you're another being. Well that's a lot better actually.
"Yes, I suppose it would be. Do you mind if we address the metaphorical elephant in the metaphorical room?"
By all means
"You're a statue"
Very observant of you. I haven't always been a statue, although I suppose in a way I'm still not. Just pretending to be a statue...against my will
"You were turned into a statue? Why?"
Personally? Celly got boring. Although I suppose most would say causing vast amounts of chaos and ruining ponies lives was the main reason.
"So you're a bad guy then?"
Well I wouldn't go that far. I've never killed, all I do is try to bring fun and chaos into ponies lives. I am the god of Chaos after all
"I've seen fake gods and bad gods and demi-gods and would-be gods. I've had the whole pantheon. Which one are you?"
The real deal, you question my power?
"Yes"
Well, I'm kinda stuck in stone, so until you get me out, I'm kinda useless as a god
"Now why would I do that?"
Um..because I can give you riches beyond your imagination?
"Boring"
Almighty power?
"Corrupting and dangerous, no thanks"
Out of the kindness of your heart?
"Wouldn't it be kinder to more people to keep you locked up?"
I suppose if you look at it that way then I have no hope of convincing you to release me. I can see the wisdom in your mind. Although don't forget, you're still young
"I'm not, and stay out of my mind!"
But you are, to me. A mere 900 or so years old (did you lose count?). That's nothing. And don't complain when you're doing the same thing to me
He managed a small grin, flicking through the images of the statues home world he gained from it "Fair enough. But really? A world of ponies as the dominant species on a planet similar to earth. Fascinating. But what are you doing here?"
Luna, a Princess, well, I suppose a goddess, is temporarily keeping me here so I don't suck up the nearby chaos happening in my world and use it to get free. As for what I'm doing, I'm keeping you here as long as possible
"Why?"
To bring you back of course
He shivered as an evil smile floated through his mind.
Here we go!
A crack of thunder split the air and light flashed out. When it disappeared there was a small burnt circle on the ground and no trace of the statue or the man. The TARDIS groaned in surprise and shock. Quickly locking onto the sonic screw driver it pulled itself through the rapidly closing hole in the fabric of reality after The Doctor.
A good twist to the invasion, wonder how the princesses get along with him.
Also, LunaXTardis for the win!
Just
Keep it up...
That's what she said...
just a few questions, well a question and an observation
1. is Quezepalo an actual place in doctor who? I don't think it is because this story is all that comes up when I Google it but I wanna be sure
2. interesting take on the Doctor getting to Equestria haven't actually seen one that has to do with Discord in a while
Discord tricks the Doctor into coming to Equestria?
All of my yes.
Ohgood, now Mr. Doctor Sir is dabbling in Mr. Chaos Sir's mind.
Lovely~
To Discord:
You've managed to to conjure worlds, playing fields, and just about anything you could need inside your mindscape. But even for a being of chaos you must have some form of stable base to work off of. Say an entrance or some such? I would think for you it would look like a fancy entrance to a hotel with those fancy flowing red banners.
Also, so far your counterparts have been shown to be you but different colors or some such. Do you also have counterparts as say full forms of you disjointed parts? Like a dragon or a lion counter?
Moar And I guess you could use the Q&A whenever you cant think of anything for the story to just fill the gaps. Nice story as always tho.
Oh great, now "The Doctor" comes into the story
Good description of the Doctor, but I don't really like his dialogues. I don't think it's really in his character, but still, it's really hard to find out what he would say (cuz he's so weird/mysterious sometimes), so still good job.
think of the chaos caused by dragging the doctor into another universe, just think of the chaos caused by the doctor in general.
Discord is getting out!
WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?
First i read it conciouses or...whatever. Now it is correct! And i didn't even refresh the page!
I Ask again, WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?
Yesterday's Four Step Plan For Taking Over The World!
1) send explosive turnips to all the nobles/asshats who oppose you.
2) encase the princesses in giant hamster balls. (Green of course, green goes with everything)
3) make a large throne of potatoes peels and guacamole held together by turtle shells (tortoise shells may be used, opposed to the recommended turtle.) then loudly pronounce: "I am the ruler, now down to me or be named an asshat for the rest of you days! *insert evil laugh and trollface*"
4) be beautiful, start a gang.
3092405
you do not enjoy doctor who?
3093603 I most definitely do not.
3093702
why do you seem mad then that he has entered the story?
3093706 No, I meant I definitely do not like him!
3093768
What is your problem with the doctor?
3093777 I was never enamored with him or the show to begin with, and I was dismayed when the Dr. Who(oves) character came about. So, while I try to avoid reading stories that use him, I do get disappointed when he suddenly appears in stories that I was enjoying without his presence.
3093801
Sorry you feel that way, what doctor did you watch to not like him? The 9th?
3093809 Heh, I take it you're a fan of the show/character?
3093838
I love doctor who, I don't like the 9th doctor. I do not like him. The thing that got my into doctor who was a pony doctor. so my first doctor was a pony. If we are talking first human doctor my first doctor was the 10th doctor. Its really funny and a cool show. so many monsters and mystery and stuff. Maybe if you tried watching it again you would like it but I cant force you, so sorry.
3093853 I prefer Doctor House myself
3093869
dunno who that is, sounds interesting though
3093873 You..................... don't know who Doctor House is?
3093938
um...I'm 14
Wat? What just happened? (Do I need more Mind Bleach?)
... huh. That's interesting.
3093961
Dr. house is more in line with your age than doctor who would...
3116122
um...doctor who is awesome!
Discord this is a Question for you and all your personalities. I want to know which personality that you all find the most anyoying, as in each personalities' most anoying personality.
i shall tell! and i will prolly borrow that rule... c'mon... gah! did you use duct tape?! no wonder, duct tape is immune to impossiblity and chaos magiks! gah, later...