One day, just one day of peace. Violet was happily trotting through Canterlot, when a bloody portal opened in front of her and sucked her in. Now she was in a huge, empty hallway. Violet lets out a long and drawn out groan as she looks about, nothing but a few pillars and a giant soldier.
"Wait, what?!" Violet yelped as the colossal soldier took a step forward, his orange eyes boring into her's.
"Mmm, wrong one. Doesn't matter, I'll bring the rest of them." The shadow said and the whirlpool spat out another pony, on top of Violet. Shinning Armor groaned as he rolled off Violet, muttering about an arrow in the knee. Then the whirlpool moved to the side and as it moved it spat out more ponies, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy landed in a tangled mess, Rarity and Applejack landed in a heap and Pinkie and Twilight landed on their hooves. Lastly the portal spat out Luna, Celestia and William.
"What is the meaning of this?!" Celestia shouted at the shadow, who let out a low chuckle.
"You are the pests who have been a thorn in my side for too long, especially you Princess Celestia." The shadow growled, then locked eyes with Luna. "But Luna... she is just under your spell, Princess."
"What spell?!" Luna yelled at the shadow, who recoiled.
"Luna, can you not remember? Wait a minute..." William stiffened as the shadow glared at him. "You purified her? You fool, do you know what you've done?!"
"I've saved her, Legate!" The Captain roared back, the shadow suddenly threw his hands outwards and the roof slowly creaked open. Light from outside flooded in, showing what the shadow looked like.
His armor was thick, covered in scratches and runes that pulsed in the light, it was far different from the Brass Knights and their smooth armor. His helmet looked like an old king's, a spiked crown ran around the Legate's head. The Legate stomped a massive foot and the ground cracked, shoving a large sword up, which the Legate grabbed. He swung it in front of him and held it at his side, it's coiled blade suddenly bursting into flames with sparks flashing around it's edge.
Suddenly, William let out a war cry and charged at the Legate with his glaive. But then the worst happened.
The Legate stepped forwards and slapped the blade to the side, William stumbled and the Legate grabbed his face, then the Legate raised the Captain up and his body sparked with lightning. Suddenly a massive explosion, formed in the Legate's hand, sent the Captain flying back and slamming into the wall above the ponies. Luna let out a gasp as William slid from the wall and landed on the floor, she rushed to him and rolled him over. His hat was melted, it covered his eyes and his lower face was heavily burnt. Only a glint of golden light stared back at Luna. William let out a low sigh and Luna looked back at the Legate, who glared back.
"You... hurt him..." Luna whispered, Celestia stepped back as her sister's eyes turned catlike.
"You should not care for them, Luna. They will hold you back." The Legate stated as he raised his sword towards the Mane 6, who were huddled together.
"You hurt... my Captain..." Luna's coat turned jet black in a blink of an eye and she summoned a pair of swords that hovered above her. "You will pay for this, Legate." Luna stated and dashed towards the Legate, who quickly slashed downwards. Luna flew around the blade and smashed her swords against the Legate's head, which sent the soldier stumbling.
"Always the same, hit the head and you crack!" Luna yelled as she flew away from the Legate's sword, the Legate growled and pushed Luna back. But William wasn't done, his hands shakily moved and he pushed himself up. Faint voices echoed in his ears, yet he saw nothing. Then suddenly a bright flash exploded, clearing the black fog around his eyes. His vision now clear, William lets out a angered roar and smashes a fist onto the floor to push himself up. Celestia stepped back in shock as the burnt face of the Captain came towards her's, William reached about wildly and grabbed his glaive. The Captain stood up and sprinted at the Legate, who looked over his shoulder just as William slammed his glaive through his back.
"That's for trapping me, you filthy traitor." William snarled and kicked the Legate off his glaive, the soldier spun around and raised his sword when Luna plunged her swords into the Legate's neck.
"That's for putting that thing in my head, bastard." Luna whispered, the Legate reached over his head and grabbed Luna and threw her at William. The Legate swung his sword in front of his body, it flashed and changed into an axe.
"I see now, Luna, that you are blind." The Legate said as the Captain and Luna stood in front of their friends. "I would be lying, if I said I will regret this. But you are nothing more than pests, filth that needs to be destroyed." The Legate slammed his axe into the floor and the cracks suddenly exploded with orange light, then a dense fog drifted towards the Legate. The soldier leaned back and the fog entered into his chest and head, then as the fog disappeared into his body, the Legate leaned forward and glared at Luna.
Suddenly the wall between the two factions exploded inwards, then a griffin walked in. Grerro slowly looked around and locked eyes with the Captain, then he glared at the Legate.
"You tricked us, now you will pay." Grerro said as a large horde of griffins walked through the hole, most in leather armor yet some were in brass. The Legate simply changed his stance and looked between his two foes.
"Let's get another... friend ...in here." William said and waved his hand through the air, suddenly a flash of gold stunned the group. When they could see, they saw a little white filly, the one that the Big Sister was protecting. William walked to the filly, who was confused, and picked her up gently. Then William threw the filly at the Legate, who recoiled when the filly latched onto his leg. Suddenly a large scream echoed through the throne room with the sound of whistling, then the Legate was sent flying back as the Big Sister smashed a red fist into his face. Then she grabbed the white filly and dashed back to the ponies, she looked at Fluttershy and placed the filly next to her.
"You bring an army, yet you will not win. I am the Legate of Glory, you will fall!" The Legate roared and then stomped a foot as a challenge, the alliance of griffin, pony and human charge as one at the Legate.
Totally not a Gwyn move
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It was going to be a Gundyr grab, but then there'd be another glaive for the Legate and I used a lot of glaives in the original so I wanted something different. So I went with a Gwyn/Soul of Cinder grab.
8167345 lol that does make a lot of sense.
Looking forward to how badass Champion legate is going to be since he's against:
3 unicorns
3 pegasus's (including a bat pony)
2 earth ponies
2 alicorns
A very experienced William
A horde of Griffins
And a big sister
Against a cross between CG and SoS
Wonder how this'll play out
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Let's just say, that there will be chaos.
But not enough for Discord, because Discord is Discord and you need Discord reasons to summon Discord.
8172378 but if you summon discord without discord summoning discord then discord will get angry and summon more discords to fight you and your discord but your discord also summons an army of discords that is made to summon discords that summon discords that summon discords that summon discords until the planet gets overwhelmed by too many discords being summoned by discord so all the discords build a discordmobile and travels to far away planets where they find more discords that summon discords which goes on until the alpha discord beats all the discords in an infinity to one discord brawl then all the dead discords are blown up by the alpha discord and is put back together to create an omega discord that destroys everything in the multiverse until not even the alpha nor omega discord has anywhere to live so they create more multiverses so that they can summon more discords which summon more discords which summon more discords etc towards infinity
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That's... a lot of discord
8174518 it IS a lot, but it's not enough.
You see, based on how many copies of discord there is, it freezes the computers that belong to members of the KKK, so that means that the more discord there is, the less racism exists on the internet, so what we really need is to make a machine that turns all of the locusts into discord so that the numbers of discord grows at alarming rates because a locust has sex more than Glen Quagmire so in about 3 weeks time it'd be like racism never existed in the first place.
Then everyone will praise the discords by donating ripped pieces of paper so that the discords keep existing because all they eat is paper.
In the far future, when nearly all hope is lost, the remaining people, once a day, hold hands and chant this poem about discord.
Praise dis-cord
Praise dis-cord
Prai-ai-ai-aise dis-cord
Prai-ai-ai-aise dis-cord
Praise dis-cord
Praise dis-cord
ALL HAIL DISCORD
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...
Huh, that somehow makes sense.
8174958 ALL HAIL DISCORD
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Now you're making less sense
8176224 KILL THE HERETIC
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Well then, guess the Brass Inquisitiors have a new target. You...
8176929 BUrN tHem AT thE STakE
SacrIFiCE theM tO DiSCord
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You will burn! Your god is false, nothing but an illusion! It controls you, break the link! You are the only heretic!
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UNLeAsH the GReaT LOrdS Of CHaOS
DEVouR THEiR SouLS.
THEy aRe ToO FAr GonE tO BE SAved FrOM thE KKK
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Alrighty then you crazed acolyte!
8177950 oUR LOrDs hAvE BEeN SUMmOnEd
BEHOLD OUR 13 LORDS OF CHAOS;
BIG DICK BAZUSO
THICC MAN
HAVEL BUTT
ESTOC BESTOC
DARK SWORD SHIT FACE
TURTLE MAN
THE DOOR KNOCKER
GIANT DAD
HAVEL MUM
THE GANKER SPANKER
PALE MAN
KERMIT DE FROG
LAPP DANCER
THE CHUGGER
THE PARRY BAITER
THE GANKER
HAVELYN
HAVELEST
AND FROM'S SHITTY WEAPON BALANCING
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If we only had 13 lords, then it'd be both a reference and the most unluckiest number.
BuT I FuLlY AgREe My FRiEnd, fEaR Not thE Dark aND LEt the FeAst BegIN!