Cheese sandwich has always been boneless just like his rubber chicken, but Pinkie Pie knows how to make him a real boner. A Cheese/Pie shipfic about love, being true to yourself, and of course, hot trombone action.
Cheese Sandwich babysits and plans a very small and very important party. Some unexpected guests appear. His in-laws. And they are not in a party mood.
Maud follows a pattern distinct from the rest of the ponies in Equestria. What happens though when she meets Cheese Sandwich, a pony with a vitality of spirit she’s all too familiar with? Is it love? Maud Pie x Cheese Sandwich! Rock out!
Cheese Sandwich is struggling between his Cheesy Sense and another mysterious force that keeps pulling him back towards Ponyville and its pink Permanent Party Pony. He's torn between both, but which will win? Can Pinkie Pie help?