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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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Wonder what Spike is doing up in Canterlot?

This was great. I can EASILY imagine Maud only being interested in sex with rocks...and Pinkie making a weird party thing out of it, eventually turning into a sister-tradition. :pinkiecrazy:

I predict that that number of dislikes will remain low for a long looooonnnggg time.

:rainbowderp: What did I just read?...

7717091 Subtle sister incest story. And rocks.

7717432 I know. It's just this story is disturbing to me. I mean, really? Rocks?... I don't even know.

Face down flank up that's the way we like to buck.

7717458 Some people just have tough... something, something.

But Pinkie, You don't live with Maud anymore, how can you expect her to... Oh never mind.

LOL. Love it.

This story rocks.

Emtu #12 · Nov 14th, 2016 · · 1 ·

How has nobody made a "getting her rocks off" joke yet?

Interesting story didn't see that ending coming.

One small suggestion. I'm assuming as a geologist maud would use metric system to describe the weight of an item. So

0.899 pounds.

should be. 0.4077 kilograms or for a little play on words. 0.064 stones. Thank you for putting the zero before the decimal.

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Ooh, nice idea! I suppose that does make more sense, doesn't it? Just changed it for authenticity.

i almost couldn't breath. I blame you for almost passing out due to asphyxiation. I mean, I almost had a noise complaint as well, but hey, that shit was funny!

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For everyone in the future reading this.

What is a Stone for a unit of mass.

I think we know where Maud first played Hide and Seek with Boulder :moustache:

The five rocks went into Maud's vagina. And the Element of Magic, this one she put in her pooper.

Also, since it's on my mind, can anyone tell me how to do that 'grey box thing' which is used in this story?
As in, the parts where Twilight was reading the poems... how do I create a box like that?:rainbowderp:

I sent the link for this to my friend, Rose. She's not even a brony! :rainbowlaugh:
The story is just so funny I had to share it with her.

Thank you for writing this.

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