A high, ringing chime filled the air, followed by a bright golden flash which lit up the entire cafeteria. All conversation stopped, every eye turning to the source of the flash.
Oh boy.
Shocked gasps, startled exclamations, and a few screams filled the silence. Then, after a beat, a lot of wolf-whistles and catcalls followed suit.
Oh?
"That" appeared to be a teenage girl, much the same age as most of the teens present in the cafeteria, with pale greyish-pink skin, a slender build, long legs, large, firm breasts, bright blue eyes, and curly pink and violet hair with blue streaks.
But a couple of things about her weren't quite...right.
Like the large pair of feathery pink wings sprouting from her back.
Or the long, tapered horn jutting from her forehead.
Or the pair of upright pony ears that peeked up through her hair.
Or the fact that her face, while quite attractive, couldn't be called a human face by even the most generous definition, given that she had a short, rounded muzzle.
Anthro Flurry Heart? I mean I kinda guessed from the title, but I'm a bit confused.
"I dunno, but I wanna fuck her," said a boy with dark blue skin, wild, choppy rainbow-colored hair, and dark red eyes.
Rainbow Blitz/Blaze?
"I'm kinda with Blaze on that one," another boy said. Handsome, with sharp cheekbones and stormy grey eyes, he had dusty purple skin and short, tousled dark pink hair. He wore black jeans, a black leather jacket over a grey T-shirt, black loafers with white socks, and horn-rimmed glasses. He leaned back in his chair, arms spread across the back. "And I don't often say that."
Dusk Shine?
"He's not wrong," another girl at the table said laconically. She had dark yellow skin, red eyes, and dyed black hair that was a soft pink at the roots. She wore tight leather pants, a tight leather coat, and tight high-heeled leather boots.
Fluttershy?
"Guys?" the fourth girl at the table said. This girl had pale yellow skin, sleek golden-brown hair with a wavy, almost random bright pink streak that looked like cupcake icing, and bright blue eyes. She wore a pink sweater with a picture of a cow on the front, along with the word "MOO" which went right across her ample bosom, as well as indigo jean shorts and pink flats.
Pinkie mixed with Applejack?
"Maaaybe instead of fighting over Blazie and Dusky being perverts and whether or not the naked alien girl has a better body than Dawn-Dawn, we should worry more about why there's a naked alien girl in the cafeteriaand, umm...maybe try to take her someplace where it's a little less not-right to be naked?"
Smart move.
"Miss Pie is right," the last member of the group, a boy with cocoa cream skin, bright red hair, and green eyes, wearing crisply-pressed black slacks with shiny black loafers, a white button-down dress shirt, and a black tie said, standing up. "We should intervene—"
You I don't recognize.
Magenta heels clicked sharply across the tiles of the cafeteria as the noise level dropped to nothing. A tall, gorgeous woman with amber skin and snapping teal eyes, dressed in a magenta skirt, blazer, and heels with a seafoam green blouse, walked briskly between the tables, her wavy copper-and-gold hair bouncing and swaying as she walked. She cast withering eyes at any student whose phone was out; phones were quickly put away, their owners shifting guiltily.
Sunset? But, huh?
The girl rubbed the back of her head sheepishly. "Umm...hi, Auntie Sunset," she said. She looked around. "Wow, is this Canterlot High? It's...kinda cold here..."
Principal Sunset Shimmer raised an eyebrow. "You're naked," she pointed out. "Which, incidentally, isn't really a good idea in this world, so if you could—"
I'm experiencing confusion.
Sunset sighed. "Don't worry about it, Dawn. I'll take care of it."
Dawn frowned. "Mom," she said patiently, "you know you need us to run damage control."
Ah, not r63 counterparts, next gen. That works.
"Oh," Flurry said. She looked Blaze up and down, then blushed faintly. "Well, I'll think about it," she said with a smile.
... Huh. Better than flat out rejection.
Sunset rolled her eyes. "Why'd I take this stupid job again?" Shaking her head, she marched out of the cafeteria, the group of teenagers following behind her.
Because your pain is funny?
"I'm Dawn Shimmer," Sunset's daughter said. "Principal Shimmer's my mom."
I wonder where Twilight figures into this?
"Prism Blaze," Blaze said with a lazy grin. "Son of the world's most famous super-hot rock star!"
Rainbow Dash's kid no doubt.
The freckled red girl with the curly orange hair waved as she took off her cowboy hat and laid it in her lap. "Howdy," she said. "Ah'm Cinnamon Apple."
Applejack's kid.
"Dusk Horizon," the purple boy with the glasses said.
Twilight's kid.
"Eris," the goth girl said in a bored tone.
Discord's kid?
"My name is Alto Sax," the well-dressed boy said.
Rarity's?
"And I'm Bibi Pie!" Bibi said cheerfully. "Hi again!"
Pinkie's kid.
"BANANA CREAM PIE!" Blaze yelled, cackling.
"AHHHH!" Bibi launched herself over the table at him, hands outstretched into grasping claws.
Oh boy! *grabs popcorn*
"BIBI!" Principal Shimmer snapped. Bibi froze in mid-air, completely ignoring the laws of gravity as she hung a full foot over the top of the table.
Aww! Hmpf.
Bibi dug her fingers into her hair. "Mom and Dad are so stupid," she muttered. "I mean, hello? Banana Cream Pie? What were they thinking?! I can't walk around with a name like Cream Pie, that's...that's humiliating! And I can't even work with Banana, I mean, it's a dumb name and if I shorten it to Nana I sound like, well...old!" She sighed. "So I started going by Bibi."
I, see.
Bibi groaned and whispered something in Flurry's ear. Flurry's eyes widened. "Okay, yeah, that's bad," she agreed. "Yeesh."
How she gets it.
Principal Shimmer rolled her eyes and smiled. "Okay, if you kids are done with the introductions and the comedy routine,"
NEVAR!
"It's a birthday present for my boyfriend," Flurry repeated, cheeks flushing. "Umm..." She ducked her head. "The last time Auntie Twilight was here, she brought Mom and Dad some...some magazinesfrom your world as, y'know, a..." She shook her head. "A-anyway, they showed human couples, umm...you know..."
Princess Twilight, got your parents, porn. This is officially the greatest chapter to date.
"She thought they'd be interested!" Flurry said defensively. "And they were, they really were!" She sighed. "Anyway, I...I wanted to see too, so I snuck one out of their bedroom. Then my boyfriend saw it, and..." She smiled a silly smile. "He got super turned on by it, so I thought I'd surprise him for his birthday by turning myself into a human girl." She shrugged helplessly. "I kinda screwed it up though," she admitted.
Indeed.
"Hey, she got the important parts right at least," Blaze said. Dawn slapped him upside the head.
True as it may be, try to have some decorum.
"So that's why you have a porn star body?" Bibi asked. "You were copying dirty magazines?"
Flurry blushed. "A-actually," she said, "I...I was trying to make my body look like Auntie Sunset's. I mean, from pictures Auntie Twiley showed me."
... Well. That's unexpected. That said,
"Oh, it's not so bad," Flurry said with a smile. "I actually kinda like it! Sure I get some funny looks sometimes and, well..." Her ears flattened against her skull. "Mom and Dad had a fit and there was this whole misunderstanding and Dad may or may not have declared war on Discord before I explained the whole thing..." She coughed. "Umm. But anyway, yeah...they calmed down, and Auntie Twilight's still trying to find a way to undo this, but I told Mom and Dad not to worry because I still have all my magic and stuff, so it doesn't really matter, right?"
I, suppose, so?
"Okay so you know how I said I still have all my magic?" Flurry began in a rush. "Well...sometimes it fritzes up a little bit. I...kinda accidentally teleported myself here? I don't know how, I was just popping down to the kitchen for a snack. Next thing I know, I'm here." She shrugged.
OK but HOW?! Teleporting is one thing, you freaking traveled to a different dimension!
Principal Shimmer stared at it as though it were a live cobra.
"Oh horseapples..."
Oh this is gonna be good.
Rolling her eyes, Dawn picked it up and read the note aloud. "Dear Sunset: Thank you for letting me know about Flurry. I'm surprised she managed to teleport herself to another dimension! I'm letting Cadance and Shining Armor know where she is so they don't completely freak out. Umm...which you're probably already doing because of the, umm...anthromorph form she's presently in. Which...well, she probably explained it, but it's not a portal accident, don't worry. Just sit tight, I'll open the portal and come get her as soon as I can, but I'm in Appleloosa right now and can't get away. It might be a couple of days, but I trust you to look after my niece and keep her safe. Flurry, you behave yourself over there! Love, Twilight."
Naturally.
"Great!" Flurry said cheerfully. She looked at Prism Blaze, then at Dusk Horizon. She grinned. "I think I'm gonna enjoy this little vacation..."
"NO ENJOYING!" Principal Shimmer screamed. "This is already messed up enough without...without you...enjoying things, young lady!"
Flurry pouted. "Awwww..."
This Flurry is the fucking best.
And like many of my really stupid ideas, this thing massively got away from me.
And that is why you write best horsewords. And sometimes humans that happen to be the counterparts of horseswords. It's a working term.
"Eris": Fluttershy's daughter. Real name unknown. Father unknown. Disaffected goth teen.
I see.
Flurry Heart: Crown Princess of the Crystal Empire. To her parents' consternation, she seems to be vying for the title of Princess of Lust. Managed to get herself stuck in an anthro body while trying to give her latest boyfriend a kinky surprise for his birthday. Isn't particularly bothered by (a) being an anthro, (b) being trapped in another dimension, or (c) wandering around naked.
And yes, she's 18.
Best Princess.
There's some other characters I've created that didn't appear in this, but we may see them in the future.
8323916 Rarity doesn't have any kids, no. Applejack does have a daughter, Pink Lady Apple, but she's still in middle school so we won't be seeing a whole lot of her. MacBelle's daughter Cinnamon Apple is basically the nextgen Applejack. Except she's got more of Apple Bloom's sass.
And then Flurry created a separate dimension of Equestria, used her spell on every inhabitant, and we have an origin explanation for pretty much every anthro pony fic now
I don't know how, but I first read the chapter title as "Just Girls Talking Funny". Thought we were gonna have a conversation about accents or something. Which would have been interesting. That said, I like this. This can go places.
I feel like this should be it's own little story instead of in here, it doesn't really fit and it was a let down as I was expecting an actual next chapter and not some random stuff that I really didn't care for.
Oddly, I enjoy stories where Flurry is grown up just as much as when she's a baby. Looks like she's taking the fact that she's trapped in an anthro body well at least.
I feel like this should be it's own little story instead of in here
That's kind of the plan at this point. By about an hour into working on this I knew it was going to run away with me, but I'm not ready to launch a new story from this at this time, so this is testing the waters, or in TV terms, a backdoor pilot.
it doesn't really fit
I'm sorry, but that's for me to decide, not you. This is an anthology series with no actual theme beyond slice-of-life conversations and light shenanigans with a decidedly kinky bent. There's no deliberate continuity here. It's just a collection of loosely similar shorts. So yes, this does "really fit".
and it was a let down as I was expecting an actual next chapter
And...it is an "actual next chapter". Again, there's no continuity to this story outside of the occasional callback. Your "actual next chapter" is "whatever random thing I come up with to write for this next". Which, in this case, was this.
and not some random stuff that I really didn't care for.
This entire story is "some random stuff". That's literally the point of this story.
We can't please everyone, but don't you think you're being a bit of a pill about this? Also, the way you phrased that smacks of entitlement and, frankly, irritates me.
Still, you're entitled to your opinion, and I thank you for taking the time to offer your criticism.
Hm, interesting. I'm curious who Dusk's dad is / who Twilight ended up with here. Canon obviously suggests Timber Spruce, but I can't help but ask. Cute little next-gen scenario regardless, tho.
8324314 i mean to be fair on the timber spruce thing, he does kinda feel like a summer fling like this fanfiction says. imo by now the eqg movies are basically "How many bois can twiggy be shipped with." The movie. So, it could be all the boys. their all the father.
Mothy, you're too good at writing one shots. I only say that because you have given us yet another great chapter that people want more of. Myself included.
So no known or stated partners for Twilight, Rainbow, Rarity and Fluttershy. Oh, and Applejack too. RD. Most likely got pregnant in one night of drunken debauchery... And then became responsible at least for some two years, because hell if RD would do anything to hurt her child.
Anyway, I smell shipping. I REFUSE to believe none of the girls end up together. My inner dirty, dirty shipper can't accept that!!!
Oh, ho, HO! I'm gonna LOVE chapters with these characters. That, or I definitely support a spin off with them. Cortana! Make a note to save up money for commission images of them! Bow to me human! ...I REALLY need to get you fixed
8323775 8324644 Wait, so is it possible that Prism Blaze is a son of Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo? Before you say that it's sick, consider that in EQG they are only like, 3 years apart, by college nobody would care anymore.
Oooooh boy. I might be more excited about this incoming spinoff than any others. Let me give you my thoughts on each particular kid:
Dusk Horizon: Twilight Sparkle's son. For all intents and purposes, he's a teenage Ian Malcolm.
As long as he doesn't stutter/rants/is bland, we're fine.
Dawn Shimmer: Sunset and Flash's daughter. Looks, dresses, and acts exactly like her mother. Wears her own variant of the outfit Sunset wore in the first two movies, but with heels instead of boots.
Uh-oh, Principal's daughter. That ought to make her veeeeeeeery popular with guys (those she's interested in, Blaze).
Banana Cream "Bibi" Pie: The daughter of Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich. Has an affinity for Mabel Pines-style sweaters. Personality-wise, she's basically a toned-down Pinkie Pie with a healthy dose of teen angst to temper the crazy. She has her parents' reality-warper abilities.
Can we get Kristen Schaal to do the dramatic reading? Wait, better: Kate Micucci
Prism Blaze: Rainbow Dash's son. Looks like his grandpa, dresses like a slacker, and is every bit as perverted as his mom. Has been trying to get into Dawn's pants since middle school.
Ladies, prepare your steel-toed boots.
Alto Sax: The son of Sweetie Belle and Button Mash. Very proper, very formal, very stuffy. Always dresses like it's picture day.
Best ship wins!
Cinnamon Apple: The daughter of Big Macintosh and Sugar Belle. Looks and dresses like pretty much all the Apples, but takes more after her auntie Apple Bloom than her parents. Very sassy.
Bestest ship wins! SASS FTW!
"Eris": Fluttershy's daughter. Real name unknown. Father unknown. Disaffected goth teen.
Fluttershy... Eris... Can we all agree that there's a good reason we don't know who the father is?
Flurry Heart: Crown Princess of the Crystal Empire. To her parents' consternation, she seems to be vying for the title of Princess of Lust. Managed to get herself stuck in an anthro body while trying to give her latest boyfriend a kinky surprise for his birthday. Isn't particularly bothered by (a) being an anthro, (b) being trapped in another dimension, or (c) wandering around naked.
*Sigh* Female perverts, somewhat rare, but like rainbows, you just can't help but enjoy them.
This was an enjoyable read. Unexpected, but enjoyable.
Not entirely sure how the time line works here, unless time runs differently in Equestria vs the EQG world.
If Flurryheart is about the same age as the rest of the cast give or take a year or two doesn't that mean that Rainbow, Twilight, Sunset, Pinkie and Fluttershy all got pregnant within a year or so of the 'present' in EQG? Flurry was born at the beginning of season 6 which is about the same time as Legend of Everfree. Given Alto is about the same age as well presumably Sweetie was underage when she got pregnant as well.
Wow!!!
I knew if I read the chapter I'd find out why you misspelled flirty.
Of course that doesn't mean I think it's a good reason. But hey, you're the author here.
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Flurry + Dirty = Flurty.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the English language!
Oh boy.
Oh?
Anthro Flurry Heart? I mean I kinda guessed from the title, but I'm a bit confused.
Rainbow Blitz/Blaze?
Dusk Shine?
Fluttershy?
Pinkie mixed with Applejack?
Smart move.
You I don't recognize.
Sunset? But, huh?
I'm experiencing confusion.
Ah, not r63 counterparts, next gen. That works.
... Huh. Better than flat out rejection.
Because your pain is funny?
I wonder where Twilight figures into this?
Rainbow Dash's kid no doubt.
Applejack's kid.
Twilight's kid.
Discord's kid?
Rarity's?
Pinkie's kid.
Oh boy! *grabs popcorn*
Aww! Hmpf.
I, see.
How she gets it.
NEVAR!
Princess Twilight, got your parents, porn. This is officially the greatest chapter to date.
Indeed.
True as it may be, try to have some decorum.
... Well. That's unexpected. That said,
I, suppose, so?
OK but HOW?! Teleporting is one thing, you freaking traveled to a different dimension!
Oh this is gonna be good.
Naturally.
This Flurry is the fucking best.
And that is why you write best horsewords. And sometimes humans that happen to be the counterparts of horseswords. It's a working term.
I see.
Best Princess.
Please YES!
Okay, did not see this coming. But I definitely find the next generation setup intriguing.
Given the name, I'd lay money that Eris' father is Discord (the Equestria version). Also, did Rarity and Applejack not have kids in this EqG timeline?
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Rarity doesn't have any kids, no. Applejack does have a daughter, Pink Lady Apple, but she's still in middle school so we won't be seeing a whole lot of her. MacBelle's daughter Cinnamon Apple is basically the nextgen Applejack. Except she's got more of Apple Bloom's sass.
You don't say.
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Oh, I meant to ask.
Who's this boyfriend Flurry mentioned if she's also interested in Blaze's offer?
And then Flurry created a separate dimension of Equestria, used her spell on every inhabitant, and we have an origin explanation for pretty much every anthro pony fic now
I'm not really a fan of anthro, but I'm curious enough to see how this'll play out.
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My first thought: i.imgur.com/a4CVG.jpg
Well that was interesting.
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He's a cipher. Don't worry about him.
I don't know how, but I first read the chapter title as "Just Girls Talking Funny". Thought we were gonna have a conversation about accents or something. Which would have been interesting. That said, I like this. This can go places.
Interesting! I like this next-gen setup you have - and Flurry's antics are about nine kinds of sexy crazy awesome!
I feel like this should be it's own little story instead of in here, it doesn't really fit and it was a let down as I was expecting an actual next chapter and not some random stuff that I really didn't care for.
eris interests me
Oddly, I enjoy stories where Flurry is grown up just as much as when she's a baby. Looks like she's taking the fact that she's trapped in an anthro body well at least.
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That's kind of the plan at this point. By about an hour into working on this I knew it was going to run away with me, but I'm not ready to launch a new story from this at this time, so this is testing the waters, or in TV terms, a backdoor pilot.
I'm sorry, but that's for me to decide, not you. This is an anthology series with no actual theme beyond slice-of-life conversations and light shenanigans with a decidedly kinky bent. There's no deliberate continuity here. It's just a collection of loosely similar shorts. So yes, this does "really fit".
And...it is an "actual next chapter". Again, there's no continuity to this story outside of the occasional callback. Your "actual next chapter" is "whatever random thing I come up with to write for this next". Which, in this case, was this.
This entire story is "some random stuff". That's literally the point of this story.
We can't please everyone, but don't you think you're being a bit of a pill about this? Also, the way you phrased that smacks of entitlement and, frankly, irritates me.
Still, you're entitled to your opinion, and I thank you for taking the time to offer your criticism.
Considering both their perverted nature and your last EGGW short, what do you think the odds are that Rainbow would eventually try screwing Blaze?
Hm, interesting. I'm curious who Dusk's dad is / who Twilight ended up with here. Canon obviously suggests Timber Spruce, but I can't help but ask. Cute little next-gen scenario regardless, tho.
Now get back to Oversharing!
Weeell, I think I can make a good guess for who the father is...
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i mean to be fair on the timber spruce thing, he does kinda feel like a summer fling like this fanfiction says. imo by now the eqg movies are basically "How many bois can twiggy be shipped with." The movie. So, it could be all the boys. their all the father.
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It's definitely not Timber. Early favorite is actually Micro Chips.
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i still say all the boys. it' the eqg way, Ship twilight with the generic pretty boy. So. everyone that goes to canterlot high. xD
Well that happened. Also, I can only imagine that is Prism did get into Dawn's pants that Sunset would reduce him to a pile of ashes
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Eh, I doubt it. Dawn can make her own choices. All Sunset would care about is if they used birth control.
Mothy, you're too good at writing one shots. I only say that because you have given us yet another great chapter that people want more of. Myself included.
So no known or stated partners for Twilight, Rainbow, Rarity and Fluttershy. Oh, and Applejack too. RD. Most likely got pregnant in one night of drunken debauchery... And then became responsible at least for some two years, because hell if RD would do anything to hurt her child.
Anyway, I smell shipping. I REFUSE to believe none of the girls end up together. My inner dirty, dirty shipper can't accept that!!!
I love this a ridiculous amount
Wow. Went into this thinking one thing and then BAM, total redirect. And I'm not complaining either.
So yeah, feel free to spin this off if you like.
Oh, ho, HO!
I'm gonna LOVE chapters with these characters.
That, or I definitely support a spin off with them.
Cortana! Make a note to save up money for commission images of them!
Bow to me human!
...I REALLY need to get you fixed
So, it's a spin-off of a spin-off of a fanfic of a spin-off of a series that's a fourth version of a toy commercial.
Did I get this right?
I accept these characters as headcanon
You know, while I have oh so many headcanons about Flurry Heart having Dimension Jumping abilities, I never thought I'd see someone else use it.
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Ah
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Wait, so is it possible that Prism Blaze is a son of Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo? Before you say that it's sick, consider that in EQG they are only like, 3 years apart, by college nobody would care anymore.
Oooooh boy. I might be more excited about this incoming spinoff than any others.
Let me give you my thoughts on each particular kid:
As long as he doesn't stutter/rants/is bland, we're fine.
Uh-oh, Principal's daughter. That ought to make her veeeeeeeery popular with guys (those she's interested in, Blaze).
Can we get Kristen Schaal to do the dramatic reading? Wait, better: Kate Micucci
Ladies, prepare your steel-toed boots.
Best ship wins!
Bestest ship wins! SASS FTW!
Fluttershy... Eris... Can we all agree that there's a good reason we don't know who the father is?
*Sigh* Female perverts, somewhat rare, but like rainbows, you just can't help but enjoy them.
This was an enjoyable read. Unexpected, but enjoyable.
Wait, Rarity doesn't have a sloppy disheveled son that goes to school there?
Somehow my mind went in the wrong direction with these characters at first; I thought this might be the usual cast's parents.
In any case, color me intrigued. Expanding this could prove most amusing.
My god. Discord had offspring. This can only end well.
This chapter alone is worth the whole story and could very well influence a much longer story involving all of them. I like this. A LOT.
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It's already a thing that's happening. Just not right off the bat.
Not entirely sure how the time line works here, unless time runs differently in Equestria vs the EQG world.
If Flurryheart is about the same age as the rest of the cast give or take a year or two doesn't that mean that Rainbow, Twilight, Sunset, Pinkie and Fluttershy all got pregnant within a year or so of the 'present' in EQG? Flurry was born at the beginning of season 6 which is about the same time as Legend of Everfree. Given Alto is about the same age as well presumably Sweetie was underage when she got pregnant as well.
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Wibbly wobbly timey wimey. Don't bother trying to make sense of it, I gave up years ago.
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Hide the golden apples!
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FTFY.
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Nope, she sent him to Crystal Prep. And he's only disheveled whenever Mom's not around!
So ... is human EoH Shimmer immortal? Or mortal?