Chapter 4
“Just what did yah do with Trixie?”
Reaper was nonplussed at the question.
“I scared her off. Easy as that.”
AJ was enraged, even ditzy could figure it out by the amount of foam and spittle flying from her mouth. Reaper was not impressed. One time, his drill instructor put three whole Alka-Seltzer tablets in his mouth, and chased subordinates around the camp while singing nursery rhymes. THAT was scary. But the really scary thing that was standing in front of him was Twilight sparkle. She was staring at the crater left by Trixie’s last attack. She was smoking. When she looked up at Reaper, her mane started to smolder, and her coat started getting singed with scorch marks. He needed to diffuse the situation, fast.
“When I shot my gun, it was just a warning to make Trixie shift herself faster out of this town. She won’t come back until she has an apology for what happened.”
AJ stopped frothing at this, and said,
“Unless ah-corse she finds something else stronger then that thing she did have today…”
She trailed off, letting the implications continue on without her voicing it. Reaper was fine with what he would do to Trixie, but that comment seemed to make Twilight snap. To Reaper’s perception, she ignited, without the bloodcurdling screams and death. And Twilight charged at Reaper. He sidestepped as she ran past, grabbing her horn and throwing her into the floor. She got up and growled, again she charged at Reaper. Reaper grabbed the horn this time, and noticed that the fire seemed to splutter whenever he made physical contact with Twilight’s horn, do he tried to hold her. This action seemed to make psycho-Twilight remember that she had magic within her disposal, and that it was heightened in this state. Needless to say, when she cast that ‘blastback’ spell, it turned into a small nuclear reaction. They both went for a relatively short trip to feel the majesty of Pegasus flight. When they landed, Reaper had already went for two flights for the day, and he couldn’t find his suitcase. Crazy-Twilight got up relatively quickly, and wandered over to where Reaper was lying half-senseless. She muttered something like ‘Now I will get your power’ before her horn started glowing red. Reaper used his last reserves by grabbing hold of Twilight’s horn, and put his massive frame atop of her to hold her down while calling out to Applejack
“Applejack! I need you to make sure that I keep my hands on her horn, and that she does not kick me off of her! Only let me off if regular Twilight comes back, or if she passes out. Got it?”
AJ dumbly nodded, and Reaper blacked out.
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Visions of his malevolent guardian float through his unconscious dreams. It was a bright white amorphous blob that spoke to him in his most trying times of his life. Today, it was a simple presence to help guide him out of his own loss of conscience. They passed through a large scattering of memories, mostly unsavory, and they found a door. Reaper saw this as a doorway to the outside world, and turned to his guardian, saying,
“Goodbye, guardian. It is always a pleasure.”
The guardian expressed feelings of gratitude by sending waves of feelings, and it did something unpredictable: it hugged him. Or at least, as much physical contact that its ethereal form allowed it to touch him, and blew him through the door.
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Reaper was slowly regaining his grip with the real world, he could hear a muffled conversation with two voices, probably Applejack, and Twilight.
“He trah’d to save yah, but Ah still don’t trust ‘im. He still threatened RD!”
Twilight’s voice cuts in,
“I feel horrible about it, though. He started to emit a weird red aura, and for some reason, I wanted to control it, rule over it. I really must research about this! AJ, do you remember what the gem that Trixie had looked like? Or what it was doing in response to her, or her body?”
AJ seemed to be very guilty by her voice.
“Now, Twi’, Ahm sorry, but ah don’t remember a thing.”
Twilight seemed a little downcast, but had a hint of hope tinged with her own guilt.
“If Reaper can forgive me, perhaps he can tell us what it looked like. Hopefully, he’ll wake-up soon. I cast a basic body check spell, and he is covered from head to foot with bad bruises.”
That is when Reaper decided to show signs of life. He shifted his body, feeling more stiff and sore than he had in his entire life. That is saying something. Reaper thought that the one time where he fell 50 stories with nothing but an impromptu tarp-parachute, and about fifty blocks of Semtex to create a cushioning shockwave. That hurt like hell.
“Oh, he’s waking up!”
Reaper grunts, and says,
“О, Боже, мою голову. Я ценю озабоченность своим здоровьем, все же.”
Reaper’s eyes snapped open. Shit, he thought, might as well try to speak in English again.
“Сделать Стимуляторы Правовая!”
Twilight came into view, frowning at Reaper. She obviously didn’t like the prospect of having someone who she just met being demoted to a person who could just sit there and shout complete gibberish for the rest of its life. Reaper was Incredulous.
“Что, черт возьми? Почему я застрял на Россию режим?”
Applejack came over to Twilight’s side with a scowl, she wasn’t enjoying the prospect either. Reaper decided to screw around with the poor little ponies.
“Что ж, похоже, что я могу сказать что-нибудь и вы не можетепонять. Твой отец пахло бузина, а твоя мать хомяка. Вашамать матери мула. Черт побери, я должен делать это чаще.”
Twilight was looking stupefied, and Applejack was not amused. Applejack said,
“Hey Twi’, I think that I have a ‘resolution’ to this here problem.”
Reaper looked at the mares, and saw that Applejack was turning around again. A large cracking noise resounds around the room as she put all of her might into the buck. Reaper flailed around his arms, and shouted out,
“OW! Applejack should take legs, and throw self through intra-dimensional rift and see real pain!”
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applejacks a bitch
48794
Nope, just highly un-trusting. I would be, too. I mean, the guy almost shot Rainbow dash, I wold be outraged until he gave me an apology.
Your mother is a hamster?
48829 Yes, he does funny russian(Jokes,more or less)
Once more I post my joy-ness at this story, It's good!
48841 Anyhooves keeps the ''secret'' jokes , Makes the whole thing even better
5:15am and as soon as im about to go off, you post a new chapter. Well looks like i will be a bit longer and will most likely stay up another hour :D
Ouch......
Мне очень нравится это. Следите за хорошую работу, и я не говорю на русском, но у меня есть переводчик так помилования любого бедного грамматика в этом. Я знаю, thise вещи испортить много
Loveing the story
48852>>48841
Props to see what I referenced to in the first and second chapter.
Сделать Стимуляторы Правовая!
Legal Stimulants do!
Google Translated.
The Russian jokes Reaper makes are just hilarious.
49214
... What are you trying to say? I mean, I made that as an offhand comment to Obama.
Seriously, nopony knows the reference?
It is a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, duh 
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53702
Good, but I also reference to something else, first thing Reaper says in russian, first chap.
>Juggernauts watching the Holy Grail
My life is near completion.
48799 s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/124/711/smokin%20spike.jpg?1305798645 I agree with you sir