It's a new morning in the Crystal Empire, and that means it's time for Shining Armour to have breakfast. Lots and lots of breakfast.
Contains: fat stallions, eating, gluttony.
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Where's Flash? He and Shining usually eat together. Is a second breakfast in order? ;) How big is Flashy these days?
7337301 On guard duty, and about 320 pounds.
7337322 Only up ten pounds from last story, huh? Had to slow down for the sake of his job or is he at a dreaded plateau?
7337338 For the sake of his job. A guard who's too fat and weak to get out of bed is not much of a guard.
7337359 Tell that to the hulking 460 pound growing boss man.
Next time, i think some sibling time is in desperate order. The last time Twiley saw her EEBBBFF was almost 200 pounds ago.
So.....Rumble story next?
7337485 Eeeyup.
7337506 Haven't you got horse porn to write, mister?
So, if he had to stop gaining for his job, does that mean no more Flash in these stories? And If Flash is already on guard duty, shouldn't Shiny be getting ready for inspections soon or is he in "retirement" because of his size?
7339025 He might make the odd cameo appearance, but not much more than that. And yeah, Shining's still doing the inspections.
Flash can't gain anymore because of his job (at least until he gets promoted to a comfortable, lazy desk job) but at least can still stay at the size he's at for a while and he still gets to "play" with Shining and Cadence right?
7339227 Oh, of course.
At his size, (and he's still just going to get fatter and fatter) Shiny must have a hay of time getting up out of bed and out of chairs these days.
7345912 Oh, yes. And it is glorious to watch.
7345943 But being such a decorated former guard captain, he probably still has a hefty amount of body strength to maneuver his even heftier gigantic jiggling booty.
7345983 Yeah, he's got a real sumo wrestler's build now.
7353865 Please, Shiny's WAY softer, flabbier and has more rolls than a Sumo. Hay of a lot snugglier too.
So......Do Shiny got the booty?
7357189 He do.
The most important meal of the day, serving it up Shining's way! Pop!
7366713
*Shining tastes the decaf coffee*
"BLEURGH!"
*Meanwhile, at the coffee company HQ*
"What is it, Coffee Grinder?"
"I don't know, I just... felt a disturbance."
Only 5 helpings of of oat burgers? Oh dear, compared to how much he ate in EBBBFF, is Shiny's capacity shrinking?
7369896 Not at all. He just didn't have as much of an appetite that night as he usually does.
So, how many rolls does Shiny have these days?
7380481 Oh gosh, too many to count.
7380876 Oh gosh, what does a guy have to do to get a royal cuddle?
Sorry for missing this, I thought it was a good read and I hope to see more of this story again soon.
Imagine Shining waddling through the Empire on his daily routine of mingling with his subjects and seeing a tubby little colt staring at him in adorable foalish awe.
7391663 Cue Shining telling the kid personally that he'll make a fine guard someday.
Shiney is going to get a heart attack... *gasp* new story idea!
7425109 Oh no. My headcanon is that things like heart disease and the like don't exist in Equestria, so... yay, worry-free gaining!
"I can't wait to see mom dad and Twiley next month. Maybe we'll see Celestia and Luna too!" "Did you remember to tell them about all this?" *slaps Shiny on the plot* "......oh dammit, I knew I forgot something."
7644117 Cue sad trombone.
7644120 *Price is Right losing horns play*
Imagine a crystal pony being hospitalized for a cuteness induced heart attack. "I don't understand it. Diamond Chip is in perfect health. Why did he suddenly have a heart attack?" "Prince Shining smiled at him" "Ah. Yep, that'd do it."
Flash has to slow down on the gaining for his job, but do he and Shining still get to eat together?
7664389 Of course. They're still friends, after all.
7664492 And of course there's their fun time with Cadance. ;)
I can imagine a fat little colt who idolizes Shining getting to spend the day with his hero with Shining officially taking the kid under his wing at the end of the day.
7719083 What, like an orphan becoming a ward of the state? I'm down for that.
7719146 Sounds great!
7719146 A fat little orphaned colt getting to spend an entire day with his obese prince and hero, only to find his idol adopting him. What's not to love?
He's always this big and only gotten fatter. Does this mean Cadance is horny 24/7?
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Pretty much, but only when she's close to him. She's good at hiding it, though.