Okay then, let's run that little baby through google translate aaaaand.....
The war tyrant sun and the moon Blessed
Celestia's a big dumb meanie pants and Luna's super duper awesome: The Fanfic. Subtle.
The heart of the righteous anger of the night
Thank goodness for the synopsis or I'd tell the both of you where to shove that 'righteousness'
Also: I'm sensing a Latin fetish, gonna keep google translate on standby.
She seethed at how a people 30,000 strong had been reduced to a mere 315 pleading for their princess's aid and comfort. She had been appaled at the horrid condition they lived in, how malnourished they all had been, and seeing first hand what could only be discribed as a policy of systematic erradication of a people.
Look, I know it's hard coded into the fic that Celestia's going to be satan and Luna's gonna be Jesus(stopping just short of being literal in most fics like this) but do you have to make her incompetent as well? Her political power is how well her nation's doing. The less ponies she controls and the worse off they are the worse her standing will be in the world. One less pony race just weakens her standing immensely.
How she wanted to luagh at them when they learned how simple it had been for a Goddess like her to heal the physical damage they had wrought and how easily they were replaced now that she had a Dark Princess as a real mother.
Scratch that, Luna's just as bad, she just thinks she's better than Celestia. Holy mother of psychotic raving lunatic, just arrest them for child abuse. The End. Game Over. Full Stop.
Scootaloo Stellam Luna daughter of Regis Filia, Ferox Stellam Luna of the House of Noctis, Gaurdian of the Somnia Imperii, et Luna in Pastorem, Praeesset Nocti, and Bellum magistra of Imperium Equestrian.
Okay, had to remove all the english for this one but:
Stella Luna Scootaloo son of the King of the House of Wilmington, stars of the night, the dreams of the empire, and the moon is their shepherd, to rule over the night, and the teacher of Imperium War Equestrian.
Yeah, I'm just gonna call her Scootaloo.
Parti Rhyfel
A war party? Really? Also: Welsh? fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
P.S: Leading a war party to a celebration where there'll be a whole bunch of civilians? Great job, really proving yourself better than your sister! Who am I kidding? I can already tell there won't be any moral repercussions for this.
deng mil o flynyddoedd
You know, you can just say ten thousand years. It's just the first chapter and all this gratuitous second and third language bull has already run its course from interesting to a pain in the ass.
But the worst was the blind, crippled, and the mentally damaged that followed them.
Celestia then raped all the sick puppies at the sick puppy orphanage before burning it down and using the insurance money to buy the little fillies orphanage and sell them all to be griffon meat. We get it, Celestia is literally evil itself.
As she marched she thought of the Changeling Parti Rhyfel that followed behind her and her thestrals. It had been just plain dumb luck she had happened upon her hen gyfaill annwyl , cydymaith frwydr, and chwaer gwaed lw Queen Chrysalis or as she prefered Brenhines Chrysalis. She had wanted to come and settle the dyled gwaed Celestia owed her after aiding Equestria in the last Griffon Wars, but a new princess, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza owed her a dyled marwolaeth after murdering her daughter and her whole hive, and she had been on her way to be paid in tristwch poen a gwaed. Nightmare Moon felt sorry for this Princess Mi Amore Cadenza because she knew that Chrysalis would wait deng mil o flynyddoedd for vengeance on any who wronged her. But she had cut off a Parti Rhyfel of 100 to aid her against her sister.
As she marched she thought of the Changeling Parti Rhyfel that followed behind her and her thestrals. It had been just plain dumb luck she had happened upon her hen gyfaill annwyl , cydymaith frwydr, and chwaer gwaed lw Queen Chrysalis or as she prefered Brenhines Chrysalis. She had wanted to come and settle the dyled gwaed Celestia owed her after aiding Equestria in the last Griffon Wars, but a new princess, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza owed her a dyled marwolaeth after murdering her daughter and her whole hive, and she had been on her way to be paid in tristwch poen a gwaed. Nightmare Moon felt sorry for this Princess Mi Amore Cadenza because she knew that Chrysalis would wait deng mil o flynyddoedd for vengeance on any who wronged her. But she had cut off a Parti Rhyfel of 100 to aid her against her sister.
Ok, this looks cool. Just one thing: please, a damn traduction of all those strange terms!
Okay then, let's run that little baby through google translate aaaaand.....
Celestia's a big dumb meanie pants and Luna's super duper awesome: The Fanfic. Subtle.
Thank goodness for the synopsis or I'd tell the both of you where to shove that 'righteousness'
Also: I'm sensing a Latin fetish, gonna keep google translate on standby.
Look, I know it's hard coded into the fic that Celestia's going to be satan and Luna's gonna be Jesus(stopping just short of being literal in most fics like this) but do you have to make her incompetent as well? Her political power is how well her nation's doing. The less ponies she controls and the worse off they are the worse her standing will be in the world. One less pony race just weakens her standing immensely.
Scratch that, Luna's just as bad, she just thinks she's better than Celestia. Holy mother of psychotic raving lunatic, just arrest them for child abuse. The End. Game Over. Full Stop.
Okay, had to remove all the english for this one but:
Yeah, I'm just gonna call her Scootaloo.
A war party? Really? Also: Welsh? fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
P.S: Leading a war party to a celebration where there'll be a whole bunch of civilians? Great job, really proving yourself better than your sister! Who am I kidding? I can already tell there won't be any moral repercussions for this.
You know, you can just say ten thousand years. It's just the first chapter and all this gratuitous second and third language bull has already run its course from interesting to a pain in the ass.
Celestia then raped all the sick puppies at the sick puppy orphanage before burning it down and using the insurance money to buy the little fillies orphanage and sell them all to be griffon meat. We get it, Celestia is literally evil itself.
what
I barely understand what is being said