Being a Royal Guard is difficult work, especially when the radio receives a distressing message. How in the world can you react to this?!
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I hope it's a cockatrice.
7252262 But given the cover illustration, it's probably a cloud.
Beautiful. 10/10
-IGN
Well crafted, amazingly though out, an- oh shit. I forgot that this isn't the Overwatch comment section.
They dick around too much.
Hopefully they don't cock it up next time.
Hehehehe.....that was pretty good... maybe you could do a series of these one-shots about Anon and Spear misinterpreting things in dirty and cunny ways.
God damn it man, I was laughing so hard at that part with the ravaging, I swear if I hear that I will always assume it is being ravaged by cock, there is no way to explain it otherwise cause come on. You can't start with the word ravage and end it with the letter C.
Damn, I've been playing do much Overwatch, I forgot this group.
this sounds like some of the stuff i've come to expect from Bendy
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Somehow, some way, this is your fault.
Priest, you're getting too cocky.
I have a feeling like you were trying to make a point, but I'm not quite sure: just this kneading feeling in my gut.
Well, cya later guys, I'mma die laughing :O
I'd like to see the crystals' reactions to that...
The end of this story is literally a flutterpreist or anonpencil comment section.
"*KErrrSH* THERE'S A BIG RED GUY SUCKING EVERYPONY'S--*KErrrSH*"
Because that was the plan.
To give you a boner.
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anybody that doesnt enjoy a good pun is clearly not human
couch
cushion
cloud
chef
cockatrice
car
carriage
chair
changeling
chastity belt
chin
chopper
the other kind of chopper
calculator
case
cat
curtain
chandelier
COCK
7252447 you say that like it's a bad thing
Finally got around to reading one of your stories. It was pretty good...
...I thought my mind was relatively unspoiled until I read this and came to the same conclusion everyone else did. Man, why couldn't I have thought "big black cats" or something?!
Who's Blackjack?
I knew it was going to happen I forsloled it
BEEEEEENNDYYYYYY!!!
At first i was cofused but then it turned into a laughing fit
Whyyyy yhahahha
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I'd read a story about Sisters vs the Calculator.
Nah man on my iPod the screen cuts off so it the title on the cards says “THE PRINCESSES ARE BEING RA-“
Imagine where my mind went
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LOL