Cr1TiKaL's Excellent Adventure

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Necrogen Lord

Necrogen Lord #1 · May 10th, 2016 · · · "This is the calm before the titties." ·

He'll take back the world with a smile on his c0ck and a Corgi in his hands.

So get ready villains...

To show me the CarFax.

John The Dragon

John The Dragon #2 · May 10th, 2016 · · · "This is the calm before the titties." ·

This is the greatest trollfic of all time.

Arthr1tis

Arthr1tis #3 · May 10th, 2016 · · · "This is the calm before the titties." ·

The only Cr1TiKaL stories I've read; which were only two, were only one-shots.

I plan to make this one the greatest adventure of All Time.

Blaze Fury

Blaze Fury #4 · May 10th, 2016 · · · "This is the calm before the titties." ·

Eh grammars so somewhat bad,but it made it up by making me laugh.

resononce

resononce #5 · May 12th, 2016 · · · "This is the calm before the titties." ·

Holy shit yes

moviemaster8510

moviemaster8510 #6 · May 12th, 2016 · · · "This is the calm before the titties." ·

another thing I've noticed is that there are only 2 Cr1TiKaL stories in this site, what gives?

I know right? Fucking cuntwaffles.

KillerRobotQuote

KillerRobotQuote #7 · May 27th, 2016 · · · "This is the calm before the titties." ·

Glorious. I endorse this product.

Chowder

Chowder #8 · Jun 5th, 2016 · · · "You give a horse one ass-whooping & it'll think about what it's done. However..." ·

Which one piece style

Arthr1tis

Arthr1tis #9 · Jun 5th, 2016 · · · "You give a horse one ass-whooping & it'll think about what it's done. However..." ·

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Could you be more specific.

Chowder

Chowder #10 · Jun 5th, 2016 · · · "You give a horse one ass-whooping & it'll think about what it's done. However..." ·

I mean there's a lot of ways for people in one piece to freak out . Which one?

Arthr1tis

Arthr1tis #11 · Jun 5th, 2016 · · · "You give a horse one ass-whooping & it'll think about what it's done. However..." ·

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The one where they all see something mind blowing. Like you see someone do something so unbelievable & impossible you can't help but blurt out your confusion.

Chowder

Chowder #12 · Jun 5th, 2016 · · · "You give a horse one ass-whooping & it'll think about what it's done. However..." ·

Thanks

Spazz Kid

Spazz Kid #13 · Jan 8th, 2021 · · · "You give a horse one ass-whooping & it'll think about what it's done. However..." ·

"Let's start off with your physical appearance, those wings of yours are appendages that are most likely not meant to be there because last time I checked, horses didn't have wings attached to both sides of their torso. Next off your mane & tail. Just what in the name of Santa Clauses shit-filled sleigh did you do to them that they look like some kind of gas; did you go on a hairspray overdose so much that they became the gas-like substance themselves? Huh, you stupid mutant fuck? Last of all, that thing sticking out of you head needs to be addressed. I don't understand as to why you have an erect penis growing out of your head; that's not right at all. You're a fucking abomination to Mother Nature; I'm genuinely surprised that you haven't been hunted down & exterminated because that's what you deserve right now. In conclusion, you're a mutation that deserves to be purged from this world & if I had to rate between you, Big Foots diarrhea, & the Abominable Snowman's power piss, I'd go with the Abominable Snowman's power piss because that's the only option I'm much more comfortable with than being near you. You stupid quadrupeded mutant fuck."

It's official. This is the greatest story on this website.

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