• Published 10th May 2016
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Cr1TiKaL's Excellent Adventure - Arthr1tis



This is the greatest adventure of All Time.

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Which one piece style

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Could you be more specific.

I mean there's a lot of ways for people in one piece to freak out . Which one?

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The one where they all see something mind blowing. Like you see someone do something so unbelievable & impossible you can't help but blurt out your confusion.

"Let's start off with your physical appearance, those wings of yours are appendages that are most likely not meant to be there because last time I checked, horses didn't have wings attached to both sides of their torso. Next off your mane & tail. Just what in the name of Santa Clauses shit-filled sleigh did you do to them that they look like some kind of gas; did you go on a hairspray overdose so much that they became the gas-like substance themselves? Huh, you stupid mutant fuck? Last of all, that thing sticking out of you head needs to be addressed. I don't understand as to why you have an erect penis growing out of your head; that's not right at all. You're a fucking abomination to Mother Nature; I'm genuinely surprised that you haven't been hunted down & exterminated because that's what you deserve right now. In conclusion, you're a mutation that deserves to be purged from this world & if I had to rate between you, Big Foots diarrhea, & the Abominable Snowman's power piss, I'd go with the Abominable Snowman's power piss because that's the only option I'm much more comfortable with than being near you. You stupid quadrupeded mutant fuck."

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