NECROMANCY NONSENSE

by Chadbane

Bonus - "Names and Nonsense"

"Yes! We did it! That is my name!" Zyzzyva threw off his spiritual top hat in celebration. "The very last word in the Equestrian dictionary! Who would have thought?"

Starlight took another sip of her coffee and finished her 30th cup.

"Okay, we got your first name down. What about your last name?"

Zyzzyva's eyes shrunk to pinpricks.

"L-last name?" he stammered. "I... I can't remember! It wasn't an Equestrian name, I think..."

Starlight smirked.

"Don't worry, Zyzzyva. I got you covered."

She whipped out another large book and put it beside the Equestrian dictionary on her desk.

"The Spanish dictionary! There's bound to be a word here for you! And if your last name isn't Spanish, I have French, German, and Swedish dictionaries as well! All from the human world!"

Zyzzyva blinked twice before falling over.

"Somepony, kill me again. Please."

Comments

[kudzuhaiku]

Hearth's Warming.

http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Hearth's_Warming_Eve

[Everglue Horace]

Okay so there are three books needed to be a proper necromancer. The redskin, the greyskin (or greenskin), and the Necronomicon. My theory is that redskin is the legendary Mabinogin and it is entirely possible that the gray skin is- none of your damn business. It's a totally normal hobby. Quit Judging me.

PSST it's Hoyle's book of shadows games