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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Oh boy just by reading the summary it's gonna be a rough time (in more ways than one)

This story goes balls deep.

Three of the princesses of Equestria want to make sweet love to you.

Okay, sounds interesting enough...

However, you have refused their affections every time.

Who in their right mind would refuse a beautiful princess??

Until one day you stop being a gay coward and take their massive futa penises like a true manly, heterosexual man.

O-oh... I see.
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7155974

Poor guy, he got shafted.

ARTL #6 · Apr 24th, 2016 · · 20 ·

...This.

This is why we can't have nice things.

I don't typically operate on principle, but I do on occasion. Downvote on concept alone.

7155960

I actually feel ashamed of this one.


7155974

Indeed it does.


7155975

Honestly in real life, I would have the same reaction.


7155976

You seem to enjoy this story. If I guess by your image.


7156001

Oh, come on. This story is comedy. I laughed my ass off writing this.

7156001 then, my friend, you have missed a grand tragedy of epic proportions. Despite its theme it aroused in me a passion greater than any tale. A sadness within me unmatched by any Shakespearean characters. And at the end of this tale I was fulfilled, like an enlightened monk at the end of his journey. Indeed, this fic is the one true path to Valhalla.

I'd totally take anon's position.

I AM A MANLY MAN! TAKE ME FOR MY MANLINESS IS ONLY MATCHED BY MAN HIMSELF.
I! AM! MAN!

I not even gonna question this one... this is the usual from Bendy.

BE A MAN
We must be swift as a coursing river
BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
BE A MAN
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

7156070

Not me personally.

Did this story satisfy you?


7156088

Yep, it's me... Bendy.

Three of the princesses of Equestria want to make sweet love to you. However, you have refused their affections every time. Until one day you stop being a gay coward and take their massive futa penises like a true manly, heterosexual man.

7156142

The horror, right?

Three of the princesses of Equestria want to make sweet love to you. However, you have refused their affections every time. Until one day you stop being a gay coward and take their massive futa penises like a true manly, heterosexual man.

I-its not gay, t-they have boobs right?

-Every guy who likes futa ever

Manly men take cocks like champs.:moustache:

whats with all the haters? do they not know who the great and powerful bendy is?

7155975 agreed now I need to get to the bunker.

7155974 It's the cock of the walk.

Only the manliest of man can get impaled by an organ and live to tell the tale.....

JBL

I'm just going to leave this here.

7156410

It's a story about Anon (you) getting fucked by three horses. That tends to get quite a few downvotes I think.

7156977

Indeed.

The futa penises were really mighty in this one, weren't they?

7157520 They were hella-mighty, although I'm disappointed by the Fimfiction community DARING to give THE Bendy so many downvotes for making this ART.

7157520 TBH, at first I just downvoted it since "Ugg, fucking hell. Another Bendy story where he just makes fun of my fetish again."

Glad at least it wasn't nothing but teasing or a bait and switch this time though.
Upvoted since something following the premise at least happened for once.

7156191 I mean, I fully admit I'm gay as fuck for the most part irl, and futa on male is my biggest (and nearly only) fetish.

"Huzzah!" shouted Luna, clapping her hooves together excitedly.

Yay! Luna is Happy! Huzzah! \o/

"Oh Anon, I’m so happy! You have restored my faith in humanity," shouted Twilight Sparkle, teleporting away her misanthropic black fedora hat with a flash of her horn and turning a book back in her library into ashes, which was entitled ‘Step By Step Guide In How To Commit Xenocide By Converting Humanity Into Ponies’.

Sorry, WHAT!? Just because someone can give you his ass you lost you faith in humanity? Way to go Princess of Friendship! They had even a Back up Plan! KKkkkkkkkkk! :rainbowlaugh:

"Only for about ten minutes," answered Celestia with her now 172 inch long penis.

Those Equestrians ponies princesses....im afraid....:rainbowderp:

"The fun has been doubled!" boomed Luna.

Something's been doubled alright, hahaha :rainbowlaugh:

"Only for about ten minutes," answered Celestia with her now 172 inch long penis.

...
I am scared... SOMEONE HOLD ME! :flutterrage:

Hahaha, I couldn't get past the second paragraph without laughing, this was great man! Sure, I'm not a... well... fan of futa stories to begin with, but there are a few exceptions every now and then. So good job on this man, it was a fun read and I enjoyed it.

So good job, you've earned my favorite and upvote.

What the fuck did I just read

7158117

Futa on Anon human male doesn't seem a very popular idea.


7160694

Just wanted to make a joke about The Conversion Bureau.

Don't be afraid of Celestia 172 inch penis. For this Anon took her penis all the down his throat and out of his asshole and lived to tell the day.


7162656

Indeed. He got slammed by two magical growing massive horse cocks from both sides.

I am scared... SOMEONE HOLD ME! :flutterrage:

Anon will be fine. After all Celestia fucked his body all the way through and out the other side and he was fine.

Hahaha, I couldn't get past the second paragraph without laughing, this was great man! Sure, I'm not a... well... fan of futa stories to begin with, but there are a few exceptions every now and then. So good job on this man, it was a fun read and I enjoyed it.

They aren't really my thing either. Especially futa on male. I more of human male x (normal) MLP FIM mare female kinda guy.

But I needed to make fun of it. Even if pepale call me gay for writing this.

7167484

But I needed to make fun of it. Even if pepale call me gay for writing this.

Well good on you for making fun of it, its funny :rainbowlaugh: made me laugh, hehehe.

Not all ideas are welcomed with open legs... uh, I mean arms >.> but eh, throw out what you want man, there's no laws regarding story writing :raritywink: heheh

7167484
Nye, You convinced me...... Here is a Fav :moustache:

7164534 Wait you survived? Damn i just got out the mental hospital.

7167484 I'm honestly surprised you didn't make it so they go out both ends while spitroasting him. :v

So much of Bendy's stuff just falls flat for me. He obviously tries to parody the shit out of things and make them look stupid, but.... he doesn't really succeed. It seems like most of the things he parodies I'm actually totally on board with from a fetishistic standpoint, and as actual pieces of parody they just.... don't go anywhere. It's like a joke with no punchline.

I dunno, if others find this amusing, then more power to 'em. But to me, it's not funny, it's not sexy, and it's not even really satirical. It doesn't even provoke anger as a reaction. It just kinda happens, and then it's over, and I shrug and move on.

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