Zecora's helpful nature has won her many good friends in Ponyville, but they're in for a big surprise when Zecora tries to show them what the best medicine really is. And no, it's not laughter.
I can see this being featured...
At first, I was like, 'what's with the title'?
Then I read it.
And I lol'd so hard.
Between Pinkie's completely ditz agreement, and the reference to Granny smith's line and fronting, it's just.. Dear Celestia
When I started reading, I was in a bad mood. Now? Can't stop smiling.
Buck yeah! Hahahah this is hilarious!
>>752865752865 One can hope.
>>752875752875>>752879752879>>752897752897>>752940752940 It's a relief to know that this actually IS funny. Phew. Really glad you guys enjoyed it!
Heh, this made me smile.
Because of that, you've earned a thumbs up from me
I read the description and all I could think is "I am either a massive pervert or this is gonna get sexual." It did, and it was hilarious.
>>753024753024 I suppose the title, image, and description do kind of imply something sexual. Huh. I had no idea.
I caught the reference to Fluttershy's original name. Extraordinary story.
This made me smile, smile, smile.
Also, I didn't even [i[know you could do that with cake frosting! And Zecora, she--"
*EPIC GENTLMAN LAFFTER*
>>753072753072 Ha, good on ya! I was wondering who might mention that.
>>753084753084 Thank you for the fix!! Oh, and I thought of you when I PinkieDash'd
My Little PinkieDash: Frosting is Magic
Did you read that story? With the frosting gun? It was a bit bleh except for the frosting gun part. With was actually also bleh, but fun imagery.
"Is it a mare's approach that causes you shock? There's still much fun to be had, even without a--"
And that´s where I hit the "Like" Button.
>>753178753178 Never heard of it. I'm mildly scared. Gimmegimme
L.O.V.E. Machine - W.A.S.P.
For some reason I was expecting Beavis and Butthead, but that was funny enough.
This is now Zecora´s official theme in my headcanon.
Zecora Does Ponyville
Like...all of them?
Maybe I should actually read this.
>>753199753199 Takei is best pony.
>>753251753251>>753266753266 Gonna have to listen to these later!
>>753368753368 Well, maybe not ALL of them...
Sorry, it was an icing gun :|
I don't even understand what happened, but I have the distinct feeling that you're so good at your craft that I never will, either.
Loved it. Envy you for being a clever pony.
I usually don't like this kind of thing, but... that was admittedly hilarious. I out loud more times than I could count. Good on you! Very clever writing, and excellent rhymes for Miss Z.
>>753492753492 Well, that's one way to use an icing gun.
>>753819753819 Zecora did Ponyville, obviously!
>>753819753819>>754692754692 Really glad you liked it so much! Thank you, guys.
Congratulations! You are officially #10 on the featured list! Numbers 1, 2, and 3 being the top three featured right now.
I thought this couldn't possibly be, because man, too obvious! Then it turns out it is what it is!
I'm always impressed with Zecora fics, just because of the talent it takes to write all her lines.
This was very funny and amused me greatly.
>>755549755549 Woo! I'm Number Ten! I'm Number Ten!
>>757036757036 It is what it is! Truer words have never been spoken...
>>758720758720 I tend to pause while I'm writing to think about what I'm going to do next, but in this story the longest pauses were trying to decide what Zecora was going to say. Honestly, it was fun! But, I don't think I could write her as the main character of a longer, non-comedic story. It would probably start to get to me.
>>759942759942 Iambic pentameter looks really frickin' hard.
>>760226760226 I don't think I pulled off 100% Iambic pentameter but yeah, during editing I realized I needed to re-structure some of Zecora's sentences to get as close as possible. I think it turned out okay!
I had wayyy too much laugh right now
You get the "Best Use of Sweetie Belle Interruption" award!
>>753266753266WHAT THE BUCK IS CANNON ?!?!?!?!
CANON on the other hoof =
1. An ecclesiastical law or code of laws established by a church council.
2. A secular law, rule, or code of law.
a. An established principle: the canons of polite society.
b. A basis for judgment; a standard or criterion.
4. The books of the Bible officially accepted as Holy Scripture.
a. A group of literary works that are generally accepted as representing a field: "the durable canon of American short fiction" (William Styron).
b. The works of a writer that have been accepted as authentic: the entire Shakespeare canon.
6. Canon The part of the Mass beginning after the Preface and Sanctus and ending just before the Lord's Prayer.
7. The calendar of saints accepted by the Roman Catholic Church.
8. Music A composition or passage in which a melody is imitated by one or more voices at fixed intervals of pitch and time.
Means what is official fact according to the series and merchandise etc.
Fanon = What the fans think is canon. For example Octavia x Vinyl Scratch
Headcanon = What goes inside my own head that I think should be canon. For example Zecora listening to George Michael while doing Ponyville.
T'was so hard not laughing at work
I'll read it again tonight so I can laugh my ass off. Really funwesome story !
>>753199753199 Exact same click at the exact same point !
I'm so glad my prompt resulted in something this glorious.
"Of all possible dangers, the great and the small, the least of my worries is a faceful of balls."
>>794485794485 I try not to be too amused by my own humor, but I did laugh when I came up with that one. I think it's probably my favorite part of the story. I'm glad you liked it, too!
"a shouted whisper" :D
I'll let you get away with it though, it's clearly used for laffs. And laff I did. Love it
CONGRATS ON EQD!!!
"Oh no, Gummy, have you seen my lucky glow-in-the-dark snorkel?"
Please tell me I'm not the only one who gets that reference.
Ehh, yet another "clop-tease" story?
If I may, BAHAHAHAHA
What he said.
Pinkie gigglesnorted. "We better, 'cause there are some iiiinteresting words that rhyme with 'Roseluck.'"
I loved it!
... Well now Zecora is sexy as hell. Damn.
I thumbed at "faceful of balls".
Weird Al, Albuquerque
Granny Smith's line... I need some serious brain bleach.
Oh, man, that was hilarious. Wonderfully written, I had no problems visualizing everything you described. The comedy just kept coming. I loved the "glow-in-the-dark snorkel" reference.
*snerk* That was pretty funny.
Gigglefest, crescendo, from beginning to end. I think we can safely say that Ponyville has been done, in the best (or at least the wettest) sense of the word.
haha, was hilarious, enough shipping to set the ship sailing and more then enough comedy to get a smile, thanks for this, will follow!
Hmmm.... I approve. Well done.
The fact that you managed to keep everyone in character (well, for the most part) is not only impressive, but it made the situation a million times funnier than it would've been. Great job, I got a few good laughs out of this!
Zecora definitely doesn't get enough love, and with this, you've given it to her...in a way. I laughed and facepalmed all throughout the story. Though it felt like it ended way too abruptly.
>>797132797132 Not sure what the definition of a clop-tease story would be?
>>797197797197 You may!
>>797606797606 I agree! Definitely the biggest criticism I have for this story is ending too suddenly.
>>797198797198>>797213797213>>797266797266>>797287797287>>797346797346>>797361797361>>797366797366>>797504797504>>797538797538>>797570797570>>797586797586 Thanks so very much, guys! I'm really glad that you enjoyed the story!
This got some genuine lols and a few smiles that even Pinkie would be proud of out of me. It definitely put me in a better mood and was an excellent read. Thanks for the laughs. I think the Big Mac scene was my favorite. Oh Applejack, ruining all the fun you silly filly.
Wow this was amazing. please write more!
Does Pinkie's snorkel happen to be autographed?
At first I was reading this calmly while wearing a slight smile. Then Granny Smith's eyes widened, then sharpened, and then she smirked. "My room. Ten minutes." She slammed the window shut.
I seriously nearly died laughing. My sides still hurt.
If that's a reference to what I think it is, you're officially the best thing ever. Also, is it weird that I actually expected this to be a sexual bait-and-switch?
It has come to my attention that perverted/suggestive things are even funnier when presented as a rhyme. I thank you for this revelation.
It's basically, you know...exactly what you wrote. Story that keeps leaning towards clop but never goes further. Teases the reader. I've seen tons of stories like this, s' all.
Wierd al...and it had all my yes the moment I seen it XD
Best laughs I had all week.
"There's much fun to be had, even without a-
What? Is canon Zecora like this too?
this need a sequel. a very interessting sequel.
>>798208798208my thoughts exactly
>>794485794485 That line broke me completely. I'd managed to keep it together up until I read that.
Bucking GAWD?! I had a smile my face, through the ENTIRE story! XD For some reason, ever since the beginning of the story, I just knew Pinkie would do it... xD However, Rainbow's "sudden taste for cake frosting" was quite a surprise!
Any chance of a sequel or other stories like this? I could use these kind of grins now and then!
At first, I was just thinking "this is a bit over the top. No approval." And then Fluttershy got into it and I wall all "...brava, good suh. Bra-vah."
"Of all possible dangers, the great and the small, the least of my worries is a faceful of balls." is where I just lost it. Amazing.
Applejack you cockblocker, you.
Good to know I'm not the only one that caught that reference...
Agreed. The rhymes were just gold.
Great piece of work! If it makes it to the feature box, it's well-deserved. *brohoof, faved, upvoted*
I saw this happening right from the title. Ooh, yeah.
Dear Princess Celestia, you will never believe what happened this one time at the spa
This stuff is pure gold it's been a while since i laughed so hard.
Now where's the Rainbow Dash sequel? Poor girl could use a good rutting.
I chuckled. Here, it's well deserved.
What is it from? It sounds familiar, and it's bothering the hell outta me.
I don't... uh, what?
It was a thing for the sake of being a thing... yay? Woo.
I just don't know what to think right now....
>>806397806397 Weird Al: Albuquerque. "I crawled on my hands and knees for three whole days. Dragging along my leather suitcase, and my carry-on bag, and my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball and my lucky, lucky, autographed, glow-in-the-dark snorkel!"
>>798138798138 I thought it was more like, Story that suggests Clop, like this did, but ends being just innuendo jokes with a strange, innocent meaning... like this wasn´t...
Time of the month? Is everypony else like that when they are in heat, or is it just zebras?
I wonder if Aloe and Lotus are going to get involved...
amazing and hilarious
I don't want you to feel bad for me but I may just fail my next upcoming test (in about fifteen minutes) because of this. It isn't your fault, I'm just thinking about Pinkie and frosting now...
In other news it was a good read and I enjoyed it greatly.
Ofcourse!! One nostriled hermaphrodites and all.
>>809847809847 With a Flock-of-Seagulls haircut, no less!
See, now it's a shame I can't favorite this twice
Oh me sides! Me sides!