7083770 If you are reading this story and legitimately thinking "Pfft, what a scrub, what I wrote is legitimately 200% more terrimazing [1]", then I am pretty much obligated to like, fave, and/or preread for it.
[1] Also acceptable: horricool, awfultastic, flawsome
7089617 Pfft, silly. Five more chapters left to go. You ... may want to save that reaction image for one of the later ones.
7089862 Sort of, yes! I am playing all three aspects of this story (the Friendship Is Optimal setup, the In Your Bed setup, and the porn) very straight, so you will get a very healthy dose of Celestia obstinately lying on your bed and refusing to move, which is basically the entire point of an IYB. But let's be honest here, this is an 11,000-word story, and stretching the joke out for that long without gobs of added content wasn't going to happen.
7090540 There are specific story reasons that the protagonist is an EMT, which you'll find out as more of his backstory (and his values) come out. With the timeline this was written on, I can't say I did a great deal of research into the field -- and so there are places where he might not react as a medically trained individual would; I hope that doesn't break your suspension of disbelief -- but I definitely did my best to make him a caring and relatable guy.
First comment reserved for author's notes, and the obligatory comment that I regret nothing and/or everything.
Because there is certainly a lot of regret and/or lack thereof in this story. WTH, muse.
EDITED TO ADD: Extended author's notes with the what and why (and lo these many regrets).
In my mind, she sounds like a drunk GLaDOS.
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Wait til you see my next crazy idea story.
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If you are reading this story and legitimately thinking "Pfft, what a scrub, what I wrote is legitimately 200% more terrimazing [1]", then I am pretty much obligated to like, fave, and/or preread for it.
[1] Also acceptable: horricool, awfultastic, flawsome
This looks dumb and/or amazing.
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I was aiming for both, and can guarantee at least one of the two.
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Dumazing?
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Oh, so this is what a mare in you bed story is sort-of like. Today I get to read and learn something new. Neat.
First mlp story I've ever read with an EMT. I hope he represents us well while he bucks a magically drunk horse. Just another day in the world of EMS.
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Pfft, silly. Five more chapters left to go. You ... may want to save that reaction image for one of the later ones.
7089862
Sort of, yes! I am playing all three aspects of this story (the Friendship Is Optimal setup, the In Your Bed setup, and the porn) very straight, so you will get a very healthy dose of Celestia obstinately lying on your bed and refusing to move, which is basically the entire point of an IYB. But let's be honest here, this is an 11,000-word story, and stretching the joke out for that long without gobs of added content wasn't going to happen.
7090540
There are specific story reasons that the protagonist is an EMT, which you'll find out as more of his backstory (and his values) come out. With the timeline this was written on, I can't say I did a great deal of research into the field -- and so there are places where he might not react as a medically trained individual would; I hope that doesn't break your suspension of disbelief -- but I definitely did my best to make him a caring and relatable guy.
I swear to god, horizon, if anyone but you had written this, I would have flipped this fucking contest.
Granted, I've got like, four stories left to read but still, principal.
YASE
Oh my ...
Well, since this is an FiO story, it has to end with him uploaded, right?
Would you believe I came here because this was recommended to me? Now to see if I just got a 5 year late april fools joke.