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Deivatan


A college Student with an interest in Film and Literature, I was a full blown Brony until Season 3 (from then on, in my opinion, it wasn't as interesting as before), now I'm becoming more of a Whovian

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After The Cutie Mark Crusaders get involved in a bizarre accident involving a Lightning rod, Scootaloo is taken to the hospital. When she wakes up, she isn't... herself. The other Cutie Mark Crusaders are shocked when they realize that she is no longer interested in gaining her Cutie Mark, and is now totally convinced that she is the infamous filmmaker from another universe, Tommy Wiseau. What strange events follow after this event?

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“Hai.” Scootaloo said, still with that weird voice.

“Oh, hello,” Ms. Cake replied, before she could say another word, Scootaloo interrupted her,

“Yeah, caneye havah duzen red rose copcayks, pleas?” Lifting the sunglasses to her forehead. Ms. Cake’s eyes stared at Scootaloo.

“Uhh, hi, Scootaloo, I didn’t know it was you...” She began before straightening herself off before her customer and bringing her a box full of green colored cupcakes with bright red icing shaped like a rose. “Here you go.”

“Dat’s mee.” Scootaloo replied. Literally less than half a second before Ms. Cake set the box down Scootaloo began, “How mauch issit?”

“That’ll be 18 bi-.” Ms. Cake began, but Scootaloo was unusually quick, responding,

“Hereyu go, keep tuh change.” Suddenly Pinkie Pie appeared, growling at Scootaloo.

“Pinkie, Scootaloo asked for these cupcakes-” Ms. Cake stopped herself when she saw Scootaloo patting Pinkie’s head.

“Hai doggie.” She said as Pinkie whined like a dog, embracing Scootaloo. Scootaloo then turned around.

I seriously love you for this. I had to stop here because I pictured this the end of the story, brilliant note here. Fucking bravo man.

5240414 Why thank you so much!

5240462 You made it longer than Tommy did.

D.B Scoots?

Oh...my...god...

Excuse me as I step away from the keyboard to laugh for several minutes.

5240521 What do you mean?

5240475 By how much?

5241045 He made it seconds, you made it into minutes because I kept reading and laughing at that part.

Scooty did naht hit her, she did naht. Oh, hai Mark. :rainbowlaugh:

I'm not sure if this is the best idea ever, the worst idea ever, or the best-worst idea ever. Either way, I'm gonna figure this out!

5241536 Let me know if it was the best idea, or the worst idea, or the best-worst idea. :pinkiehappy:

5241709 I-I don't know. I'm trying to figure out what I feel. I need to lay down.

Hours past and they still sat there. Not a single cloud had been seen so far.....Scootaloo sat by the machine stubbornly, surely this is what Rainbow Dash would have done to get her Cutie Mark,

Or, she would just go get a thundercloud because she's a pegasus and they can do that.

That said, the other nine-tenths of the story

“Wow, u luk so sexie, Dymund.”

Were PEFERCT!!! :rainbowlaugh: If you don't like this story... KEEP YOUR STUPID COMMENTS IN YOUR POCKET:flutterrage:

I can't wait to see what happens in Chapter 2 - will Granny Smith survive her breast cancer? Will Fluttershy get Iron Will his money and tell us what kind of drugs? Will Snips find his underwears? None of these questions will be answered in "Chapter 2: Oh Hi (cutie) Mark."

Did...

Good gravy, it's Tom Green!

I- I'm sort of scared to read this......

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Hours past and they still sat there. Not a single cloud had been seen so far.....Scootaloo sat by the machine stubbornly, surely this is what Rainbow Dash would have done to get her Cutie Mark,

Or, she would just go get a thundercloud because she's a pegasus and they can do that.

Remember, Scootaloo isn't the best flyier around last time I knew.

5243301 True, but they could've asked her or any pegasus for help.

5241036 Oh sorry.

I am one of those that believes that D.B Cooper is Tommy Wiseau.

5243598 Oh, yeah, I've heard of that theory!

5243733 In any case, great story!

5243799 Ha ha ha, what a story, Mark!

5243476 Like the over-zealous Cutie Mark Crusaders would ask for help to get their cutie marks?

5240526

My reaction in a nutshell.

5243891 Yeah, you can say that again.

I'm sorry, but... What personality took over Rainbow's body? I haven't watched The Room for quite some time, so i'm afraid it's lost on me. :unsuresweetie:

What a story, Mark! Have a thumbs up and a favorite, lol.

5328033 If you read the author's note, you might notice two movies The Room and Freddy Got Fingered.

Ah hah ha! What a story, Mark!

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