Due to the outcome of our first game of CAH, Twilight decides to bring me back to Equestria along with her friends to open up the possibility of another game. It happens, only this time, it's a lot more...well, you'll figure it out.
Ha, Twily is really losing now. She could still win but it'll most likely be Cadance however any of the others could win too. It's certainly a close thing for second place anyway.
I recall a game i did with chain sodomy as one of the customs.....good times
I also recall in another game, I won the "After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought ________ to the people of Haiti." card. I had put down a custom card saying 'survivors guilt'.
An all-expense-paid trip to Paris. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.
Ya know, remove the recent terrorist attack there, it would be a worst-case-senario for the one who financed the trip. The large meals, and expensive everything; I pity the financier, I really do.
7059215 You're right. My mom REALLY wants to take me to France someday (because she spend her Junior year of college studying in the southern part of the nation), but she has yet to do so. Also, whenever Paris is featured on House Hunters International on HGTV, the prices - even for puny studio apartments - are outrageous.
"The city name doesn't matter," I said, "A bunch of terrorists bombed several locations in that city recently."
WHAT!?! Why couldn't you have mentioned the French Revolution? I'll add that to my list of things I'm waiting to laugh at the human try to explain, right next to The Holocaust.
Also, we're at the final round already? I genuinely hope you'll make another sequel. Possibly with the villains or background ponies this time around?
7059502 Read the last line more carefully. I did not specifically say, "The next round is going to be the last."
Also, if I go in depth explaining all that stuff, I feel that it would kill the mood. In the previous story, I explained 9/11 and the terrorists to a certain extent, and someone said that kinda killed the overall mood of the game/story. Therefore, I'm trying to prevent that from happening again.
7059837 Well, let me rephrase that. I seem to recall you skipping over the explanation of the terrorists, and just cutting right to the reactions. Think you could do that, please? I'd really like it. And don't worry about one person saying it killed the mood, seeing as one other person said it enhanced it, so we should theoretically cancel each other out.
Thankfully, Cadance regained her excitement rather quickly. "WHOOO! God damn, I love..." and then it faded again. "...Shutting the fuck up." Discord chuckled for a short time, but Cadance quickly threw the card in the discard pile. "WHOOO! God damn, I love cock!"
Immediately, the rest of us laughed as hard as we did upon finding out Luna had played 'wet dreams' at the perfect time. Hearing her say something like that had to be the greatest thing that I'd ever hear her say, regardless of what I had yet to see on the small screen. It wouldn't be something I would soon forget, and I knew that that would be the same situation for all the others.
If you wanna hear her actually say it check out Daddy DWK's totally legit recap of on the road to friendship.
Twilight soon had all six cards in front of her. "Okay," she began, "A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of being a busy adult with many important things to do. Nah. Chimps have evolved their own primitive version of mooing. Well, this study was certainly a waste of bits... Chimps have evolved their own primitive version of estrogen." All the other females giggled slightly. "Chimps have evolved their own primitive version of emotions. Hmmm...That and estrogen seem like they're worth studying! Chimps have evolved their own primitive version of coat hanger abortions."
rather dark there at the end...
Both of these lines killed me.
Ha, Twily is really losing now. She could still win but it'll most likely be Cadance however any of the others could win too. It's certainly a close thing for second place anyway.
7058487 I totally concur with that, good sir!
In my group of friends the automatic winner is always Odipus Complex. Just the right amount of dark.
7058487 Let's not forget this.
7058546 OMG THAT'S BRILLIANT... WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT BEFORE...
I recall a game i did with chain sodomy as one of the customs.....good times
I also recall in another game, I won the "After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought ________ to the people of Haiti." card. I had put down a custom card saying 'survivors guilt'.
a very amusing session here.
7058770 Nice, but 'Survivor's guilt' is already an actual card in one of the sets.
Ya know, remove the recent terrorist attack there, it would be a worst-case-senario for the one who financed the trip. The large meals, and expensive everything; I pity the financier, I really do.
7059215 You're right. My mom REALLY wants to take me to France someday (because she spend her Junior year of college studying in the southern part of the nation), but she has yet to do so. Also, whenever Paris is featured on House Hunters International on HGTV, the prices - even for puny studio apartments - are outrageous.
WHAT!?! Why couldn't you have mentioned the French Revolution? I'll add that to my list of things I'm waiting to laugh at the human try to explain, right next to The Holocaust.
Also, we're at the final round already? I genuinely hope you'll make another sequel. Possibly with the villains or background ponies this time around?
7059502 Read the last line more carefully. I did not specifically say, "The next round is going to be the last."
Also, if I go in depth explaining all that stuff, I feel that it would kill the mood. In the previous story, I explained 9/11 and the terrorists to a certain extent, and someone said that kinda killed the overall mood of the game/story. Therefore, I'm trying to prevent that from happening again.
7059837 Well, let me rephrase that. I seem to recall you skipping over the explanation of the terrorists, and just cutting right to the reactions. Think you could do that, please? I'd really like it. And don't worry about one person saying it killed the mood, seeing as one other person said it enhanced it, so we should theoretically cancel each other out.
So many golden moments in this one, I cannot stop laughing.
Legit dying of laughter rn
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Logic win!
The answer to the title is edible underwear. That's how I won.
7059502
Was Joan Of Arc burned at the stake in Paris?
If you wanna hear her actually say it check out Daddy DWK's totally legit recap of on the road to friendship.
WOW, just WOW