The Hayngover

by ROFLBED0

Clues

This story was actually written months ago. I'm simply reposting it on Fimfiction. I do like the positive comments.

Clues.

"What are we gonna do?" Pinkie asked. "First of all, we have to find Rarity and Fluttershy." Twilight said walking toward her room to grab her bag. She entered the room and saw the extent of the damage. The bed was a wreck, covers thrown all over the room. Several holes had been made in the walls. She continued to search the room for her bag. She got on her knees and looked under the bed. "AHHHHHH!" Twilight screamed. "What the hell was that?" Rainbow Dash said entering the room. "Look," Twilight said in a terrified voice. She slowly pulled her hoof from underneath the bed. In her hoof lay a rubber object filled with a white creamy substance.

"Hehehe." Rainbow Dash began to snicker, somepony got laid." Twilight was still horrified. The thought of her virginity being taken by some unknown pony terrified her, and to make matters worse she couldn't remember anything. "What am I gonna do?" Twilight said pacing in circles around the room. "Relax sugar cube, it's okay." Applejack said. "Like hell it's okay," Twilight screamed, "what if I get pregnant or an STD or something like that. "Okay, well whoever your guest was, he used a condom, so quit your bitchin'." Rainbow Dash said annoyed by how badly Twilight was reacting. "Hey guys what's this?" Pinkie said walking out of the bathroom. In her hoof she held a blue jump suit. "That a fuckin' Wonderbolts suit" Rainbow said now holding the blue jumpsuit. All the ponies stood still and slowly looked at each other. "You don't think that I" Twilight said. "What, screwed a Wonderbolt?" Pinkie asked.

"All this aside we still need to find Rarity and Fluttershy" Applejack said. "She's right" Pinkie said starting to walk toward the door. They entered the elevator and pressed the lobby button. As they were going down, they were trying to recall the previous night's events. "Okay well we left around 10 o'clock so we need to find out what time we got in." Twilight said. As the elevator came to a landing they got out and walked toward the front desk. "Thank god we don't have to deal with that asshole of a desk manager." Rainbow said seeing the current desk manager. "Hello my name is Twilight Sparkle, and my friends and I would like to know what time we checked back in." "Certainly" the desk manager said typing on a computer. "Alright you guys got in at six twenty-three this morning, but there were six of you" the desk manager finished. "Thank you very much." Twilight finished before rejoining her friends.

"Alright now let's go find" "There you are!" Twilight was cut off, she looked to her right at the source of the interruption. In her view stood a black pegasus stallion with a red mane and a comet for a cutie mark. "Hey do you have my jumpsuit I really need it" the stallion said in a rushed tone. "I'm sorry but who are you?" "I'm Red Dawn" the stallion said confused. "The Wonderbolt!" Dash shot up. "Ya, ummm Twilight how can you forget the Stallion that rocked your world." "Can I talk to you for like 10 minutes?" Twilight asked. "Sure" Red Dawn said walking over to a couch and sitting down. "So what do you wanna know? Red Dawn asked starring inquisitively at Twilight. "Well were did we meet?" Twilight asked. "At the Stallion Club" Red Dawn replied. "What is that some kind dance club" Twilight asked. "No it's were stallions go to get laid."

Back in Ponyville.

Big Macintosh approached the school house, as he walked through the schoolyard memories flashed back to him. He looked over to the slide where he received he lost his virginity. He entered through the door to see Cheerilee sitting at her desk correcting papers. "Ummm, Miss Cheerilee." "Oh Mr. Macintosh you here." Cheerilee said looking "Yeah you said there was a problem with Applebloom." Macintosh said. "No, there's not a problem with her." Cheerilee said getting up from her desk and walking toward Big Mac. As she walked past him she slowly and seductively grinded against his flank. "Miss Cheerilee what the hell are you doing." Big Mac said. Cheerilee leaned into Macintosh's ear and said "I want you in me." As much as he tried to fight it he couldn't stop it. He felt his erection grow, and his baser instincts took over as he pushed Cheerilee atop her desk. "Are sure you wanna do this?" Cheerille asked. "Only if you think you can handle it." Big Macintosh said.

As he positioned himself, he was sucked into a kiss. As their lips made contact he slowly entered his tongue into her mouth. As he entered her he could feel just how wet she was. He slowly moved in and out and Cheerilee began to moan. After he had got a steady rhythm going, Cheerilee's moans became louder. Outside Applebloom waited for her brother. "Good Gravy what is taking Macintosh so long?" Applebloom thought to herself. She had gotten tired of waiting and decided to go and get her big brother herself. She walked up the steps and walked in through the front door. During this time Big Mac was entering Cheerilee through her back door. "Miss Cheerilee I'm gonna…!" "Just let it out" Cheerilee said as Big Mac unloaded his seed in her backside. Big Mac fell out and onto the floor. "Miss Cheerilee, I'm a soon to be married man." "I understand" Cheerilee said returning to her desk. "Goodbye Miss Cheerilee," "Goodbye Mr. Macintosh. Macintosh stepped into the hall and saw Applebloom. "Hey Big Mac, am I in any trouble?" Applebloom asked. "Naw lil' sis, it was just a miscommunication." Big Macintosh said before walking out the door.

Back in Las Pegasus.

"What do you mean?" Twilight asked terrified. "We'll it's like a strip club." Red Dawn said still weirded out by the fact that Twilight couldn't remember how they met. "Why were we at a stripclub?" " I have no idea, what had happened was me and a couple other Wonderbolts came in and your tan friend was doing some serious pole dancing." "Oh ok," Twilight said looking back at Applejack. "All my friends went over and started putting bits in her hat, but I stayed behind because a purple unicorn started grinding right against me." Red Dawn said. "After that you pulled me into side room and began sucking me off. We probably would have done in there but something happened." "What happened," Twilight said truly embarrassed about her behavior. "Well a gunshot range out, after that I remember all of you and me getting into your balloon and flying to the hospital because one of your friends got shot." Red Dawn said.

"Oh my god, who got shot, are they alright?" Twilight asked panicking. Red Dawn said "I don't remember, but when I woke up I was in your room and I'm pretty sure I left my flight suit in your suite, do you have?" Twilight picked up the blue jumpsuit and handed it to Red Dawn. "Thanks so much" he said before landing a kiss on Twilight. Red Dawn then galloped off to find the other Wonderbolts. "What do we do now." Pinkie asked. "I think we should go to the hospital ta much sure everythings okay." Applejack said. The four made their way to the landing pad where their balloon was. Rainbow Dash was the first to enter the balloon. "Guys come quick it's Rarity." The others quickly galloped up the balloon. Inside was Rarity, she was sprawled over the floor with makeshift bandage on the ear. Twilight noticed that she too had cocaine on her snout.

"Rarity are you alright?" Twilight asked. Rarity slowly came to. "Darlings where am I." Rarity said. "We're in Las Pegasus." Rainbow Dash said. "Rarity, listen to my carefully, do you remember anything from last night?" Twilight asked. "Why do you ask?" Rarity said. "Because we can't find Fluttershy." "After the Stallion Club, I can't remember anything else, I only remember that because I got shot." Rarity finished. "Then that where we have to go, come on everypony." Pinkie Pie said already in the balloon. The other got in and immediately took off. "Hey, just a question, do any of you know the way to the stallion club?" Rainbow Dash asked. Everypony looked at each other and yelled " FFFUUUCCCKKKK!"

Comments

[Sweetapplejacker]

aww mother of mercy this is funny as hell. i fell over picturing AJ pole dancing ad when twilight found her.... surprise left behind.

[fluttershy97]

im soon to be a married man
big macintosh is a human

loving the story by the way