How Pinkie Pie Summoned An Elder God
Today I took a break from baking at Sugarcube Corner and decided to make myself some lunch. Unfortunately, all we really had left in terms of lunch food was half a package of the ramen that comes in the green package and half a package full of the ramen that comes in the blue package.
In the pantry was a note from Mr. Cake which read, “Sorry Pinkie. We ran out of lunch supplies so you’ll have to make do with this until Mrs. Cake and I get back from the store with the twins.”
After reading the note I shrugged and took the two packages of ramen down from the top shelf of the pantry. Then I began to cook the noodles from the two packages in a pan on the stove. That is when I learned that when you combine green and blue ramen, you summon the dark lord Cthulhu from the underworld.
Here is the process of summoning an elder god that I learned from first hoof experience. Step one is to boil the ramen noodles from the two different packages in a medium sized pot. As the noodles boil they will start to scream. Their screams summon the dark lord Cthulhu from the underworld. He will appear in your kitchen and start waving his tentacles at you. He will demand the ramen as payment for being summoned, so you will give it to him.
Anyway, long story short, the dark lord took my ramen. So now I have to make another batch for myself, since I summoned an elder god from the underworld he ate my ramen as payment for the trouble.
So today I learned that if you mix the green and blue ramen together, you will summon the dark lord Cthulhu or another one of his Elder God friends. On the bright side, he promised to help me fix the downstairs toilet that Mr. Cake keeps putting off fixing because he has been too busy making deliveries for the shop. So Cthulhu is kind of hanging around making repairs to various things while I eat the new batch of ramen. It turns out he's pretty good at repairing stuff so I had him fix the squeaky door in the kitchen as well.
At the end of the day, I give this method of summoning an Elder God a 10/ 10, would summon with ramen again. Try it yourself one time if you need something repaired. All you need is some ramen that comes in the blue package and the green package and you are on the way to a better functioning home.
"O~oh ya Cthulhu, he's so~o great. Every mortal loves him but forgets I exist." Grumbled one of a few Elder Gods sitting in a bar.
Walking up to him Cthulhu patted him on the back, "You're just jealous because mortals tend to summon me more often."
Downing his pint of beer the other slurred his words as he waved his hands to fill his glass back up, "No they soom, sloom, som..." Waving his hand back and fort in front of his face he soon grabbed his beer ready to down it believing he was not at the right level of drunk, "call you by mistake. If they called me by mistake we would have a grand old time."
"You know you are not allowed in the mortal plane Centzon Totochtin, not after last time."
Drinking his beer the god turned and shouted at all of the patrons in the bar, "Oh I'm so~o sorry. I turn all the water in the mortal realm into alcohol for one week, and everyone has a problem with it. How about you Cthulhu, you destroyed several of the mortal planes just because they didn't have anything to appease you." Pointing around the bar he began to try and shame everyone there, "And what about the rest of you, you each did something just as bad as me. I at least let them have fun with what I gave them, is that really so bad?"
6746429 I could see this as the hidden animation after he credits. lol