'Bitches' I can understand, but why does someone who, outside of being a glorified security-camera for 1000 years with no other development, having about 30 years of life experience, use the the word 'bro'?

Hmmmm, would it have been possible for the Equestria to use bon fires to teleport to Drangleic? Like normal ponies, not the princesses sending Blueblood? And if there were ponies who did venture into the curse lands, what could have happened to them? Did they turn undead once they died? Mayhaps they were old Equestria who remembered king Alvis, praying to their king for miracles. Seriously, Gwyndolin is a little bitch compared to the choose undead.

6798560 You would have to ask gamer about that.

6798594 And they could, if they knew how to use them. But the bonfires, whilst common in this Equestria, are not widely known about thanks to the Princesses. All they've said about them is that they were made by their husband, so, out of respect, they were left alone.

swing first, poke corpses later.
best line every

6800186 You can thank gamer for that one. He's rather witty with one liners and jokes.

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then thank gamer for that line then

6798560 Because cuz was old before I was even born.
6800186 Thank some extra violent movie I've seen at some point in my life.

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Every bit of Italian in me now wishes you had used the word 'cuz'.

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thank god for movies like that

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Am I the only one that sees people like this?

"Okay. Well, think of a golem, but made with necromancy and body parts instead of clay and a scroll. Personally, I thought that kinda thing would exist here what with all the 'undead' business." Charlie replied, "Lead the way, before I get bored and practice using Anam again. Which would be bad."

You mean 4 iron blocks and a pumpkin?